Rob...

Keeps sending me weird snapchats

Was it me dancing with a big black man?

I might delete you. I don't like mixing personal and susie life.

People use Snapchat for things other than dick pics?

When Rob says 'dancing' he doesn't mean dancing...

Was the exchange of gentlemanly fluids involved?

if our lass had sent me some weird snapchats and backed them up with, "dancing with a big black man", I would be seriously wounded...if a mate had sent me that, I would be seriously worried!

maybe you got seriously wounded after "dancing with the big black man" rob?? I could recommend a couple of big black men to strengthen your back four if needs be mate.

Kinda interested in seeing these Snapchats, I'm mildly curious, and mildly terrified.

Nah they weren't that interesting, just Rob singing Red Hot Chilli Peppers with a black guy.

oh and Tyrion - me and Rob aren't married