[Nezzyyy]

Professor Oak, on 21 June 2010 - 11:11 PM, said:

My uncle came round before, his best mate is Kyle Lafferty's cousin and he invited them both up to go to the end of season fancy dress party at Rangers and to stay over for the weekend.

When they went to the party, my uncle only knew 1 or 2 of the players and had been drinking for a while, so he was going up to all the players and saying, "WHAT'S YOUR NAME?" "ARE YOU IN THE RESERVES?"

They must have been thinking wtf?

Thats class.

[Glutton]

I asked him who he was talking to but he still didn't know

[Neil Lennon.]

Bring it on.

[Jim White]

Captain Kirk has signed on for another 3 years.

With us holding on to vital assets like Broadfoot, Lennon and his blue chip loanees have no chance.

[Aaron Sinclair]

Arise Sir Walter, on 22 June 2010 - 12:37 PM, said:

Captain Kirk has signed on for another 3 years.

With us holding on to vital assets like Broadfoot, Lennon and his blue chip loanees have no chance.

[Johnsey]

A couple of rumours flying about that Boyd might u-turn on his decision yet because the contract offer from Rangers is still on the table.

If this does happen I think it will be because he doesn't want to move abroad (at least not to Turkey anyway) and he hasn't been contacted by a good enough club yet.

[Hibee]

Poor Kilmarnock:

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Mixu Paatelainen has joined Kilmarnock as their new manager, agreeing a two-year deal with an option for a third.

The 43-year-old former Finland international has been out of football for over a year, having left his post at Hibernian in May 2009.

"I was desperate to get back and I look forward to being at Kilmarnock," said Paatelainen. "I missed the training ground and the adrenaline. There is scope to improve the squad. Not too much, just a little bit."

The Ayrshire club narrowly avoided relegation last season and have lost several players under freedom of contract, including top scorer Kevin Kyle, Simon Ford, David Fernandez and Gavin Skelton. Jimmy Calderwood decided against continuing in the Killie dugout since he was not happy with the proposed player budget and the prospect of losing first team coach Sandy Clark to further financial cuts. And Paatelainen is well aware he will be dealing with limited funds as the club struggle with debts in the region of £11m.

"I hope to bring in a couple of players," he added. "I haven't spoken to any of the players and I don't intend to until 5 July. "I know it's a big task and difficult. The SPL is very tight but I believe with hard work you can create a little luck."

Prior to his 16-month spell in charge at Easter Road, Paatelainen had managed TPS in his homeland and Cowdenbeath. As a player, Paatelainen turned out for a host of clubs, including Dundee United, Aberdeen, Bolton and Wolves. Kilmarnock have yet to reveal who will assist their new manager in his backroom team.

[Neil Lennon.]

Slim Shady, on 23 June 2010 - 02:35 PM, said:

A couple of rumours flying about that Boyd might u-turn on his decision yet because the contract offer from Rangers is still on the table.

If this does happen I think it will be because he doesn't want to move abroad (at least not to Turkey anyway) and he hasn't been contacted by a good enough club yet.

Nobody wants fat bastard Boyd.

Boyd, Boyd, fat bastard Boyd, against good teams he does f*ck all, fat bastard Boyd.

tbh

[Neil Lennon.]

ps.

Never forget

http://www.youtube.c...h?v=45KAjt7v4t4

[Johnsey]

Jacob., on 24 June 2010 - 09:46 AM, said:

Nobody wants fat bastard Boyd.

Boyd, Boyd, fat bastard Boyd, against good teams he does f*ck all, fat bastard Boyd.

tbh

Tbh he can get as fat as he likes and score against everybody but Celtic and in Europe and if he finished top goalscorer each season I'd be happy

[Neil Lennon.]

A wise man once said, "give a chimp a banana and it will be the happiest chimp in the world"

[Aaron Sinclair]

Boyd and agent fly to Turkey for talks

Mulgrew signs for Celtic

[Hibee]

Mulgrew? Really? I really didn't want him at Hibs as he didn't seem much of an improvment on what we've got, mayby Lennon's seen something in him we haven't but whenever I've seen him play he hasn't been up to much, seems to have one good game in half a dozen.

Correct me if I'm wrong but our resident Aberdeen fans don't really rate him either.

[Flash.]

Mulgrew

Rangers absolutely quaking in their boots.

[Patty]

Yes, I am laughing my socks off. A player who I didn't want us to resign has went to a bigger club. Lennon's first signing is going to be a shocker!

[Neil Lennon.]

Anything is an improvement on Naylor.

We already have the best squad in the league, just cant wait for wee Lennon to get the best out of them and prove it.

As long as the refs do their job right, that is.

[Johnsey]

Jacob., on 28 June 2010 - 11:45 PM, said:

Anything is an improvement on Naylor.

We already have the best squad in the league, just cant wait for wee Lennon to get the best out of them and prove it.

As long as the refs do their job right, that is.

[Neil Lennon.]

I never asked for a response, cretin.

[Telegram Sam]

Pleased with the Mulgrew signing. It's not groundbreaking or headline-grabbing, but he's a decent player who we've managed to add to our squad on the cheap. In other transfer news;

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Celtic are close to agreeing a deal to sign the South Korea right-back Cha Doo-ri. The 29-year-old, who has been playing for his country at the World Cup, said today: "Tomorrow I fly to Glasgow to undergo the medical check. Then I will have two weeks of vacation in South Korea."

Celtic sources have confirmed their pursuit of Cha, who left the German club Freiburg under freedom of contract at the end of last season. His other former clubs include Bayer Leverkusen and Eintracht Frankfurt. The fact that he was born in Germany should eliminate problems for Celtic in obtaining a work permit. Cha's father, Cha Bum-kun, is South Korea's most famous football player of all time.

Celtic already have one South Korean player in the form of the midfielder Ki Sung-yong, who was widely praised at the World Cup. Both started on Saturday, when South Korea suffered elimination at the hands of Uruguay.

Cha's arrival would start a frantic transfer period for the newly appointed Celtic manager, Neil Lennon. He will this week step up his bid to sign another free agent, the former England international Sol Campbell, on a two-year deal. Hull City's Jimmy Bullard is also mulling over the offer of a year's loan at Parkhead.

Aberdeen's Charlie Mulgrew, a former Celtic player, is expected to return, with Kelvin Wilson of Nottingham Forest, Stoke City's Liam Lawrence, the Cardiff City midfielder Joe Ledley and the Manchester City's Craig Bellamy among Lennon's other targets.

There will be an equally busy time with players departing the club. Funds to aid Lennon's proposed overhaul of his squad would arrive from the widely predicted sales of Artur Boruc and Aiden McGeady, with a host of English clubs known to have an interest in the latter.

[Patty]

Wait a minute.

HE'S DECENT?!?!?