The Armoury

Just found an ITK on twitter, who is obviously an Arsenal fan. At the start of the summer, he tweets very logically and calmly. By the end of the window, he's clearly desperate and claiming Arsenal are signing everyone. Amazing the delusion of ITK's . DEALS 95% COMPLETED, IF I REPORT IT, THEY WILL COME!

I can't fucking stand ITK's. Sad people with nothing better to do than bullshit on the internet for the sake of attention.

How do you know? Are you ITK about ITKs?

I can't fucking stand ITK's. Sad people with nothing better to do than bullshit on the internet for the sake of attention.

They're a bunch of 12 year old kids on their summer holidays.

Arsene Wenger has hinted that he might surprise people before the transfer window closes tomorrow night.

It wouldn’t take much, to be fair. Spending anything on anyone would do it, but on Sky after the game in which Arsenal beat Spurs 1-0, Wenger said, “Maybe we’ll have a good surprise for you.”
In his post-game press conference he was pressed again about possible spending, saying, “I’m ready to pay what we can afford, even if it’s a bit over the market, as long as it’s not crazy. I’m not against spending.
“It’s a domino game. Maybe something will happen in the last 24 hours.”
With Arsenal really down to the bare bones, everyone knows we need players. Credit to the ones we have, and the manager, for getting us through the last four games with four wins, but over the course of a season this squad is just too light to compete.

Hmm I guess that you feel better now that you've beat a side with six new players.

Oh enjoy while you can.

You do realise there is a very real chance none of the players could gel and you end up relegated?

To Spuds, from your pal Wojciech.

I would kick the shit out of him.

I would kick the shit out of him.

Let's be clear, there's a very high chance that you're a scrawny bitch. He's a professional athlete who does weight training and has rapid hand eye coordination, he'd kick seven shades of fuck out of you.

Let's be clear, there's a very high chance that you're a scrawny bitch. He's a professional athlete who does weight training and has rapid hand eye coordination, he'd kick seven shades of fuck out of you.

He's also 6'5"

And this Spurs fan is a fucking moron.

You are fucking cunts. I've just expressed my feelings, I haven't say that I can beat him though.

You are fucking cunts. I've just expressed my feelings towards him, I haven't say that I can beat him though.