Got bored this morning so I made some music

On a scale of 1-10, how shit are we talking?

https://soundcloud.com/max-evans-5/ride-the-sea-hype-tide-vol-ii

Meh not for me, kept waiting for it to drop but never did. Could see myself listening to it with windows media player bars and waves going after dumping about 8 pingers but I haven't done that in years.

I'm going to make an eight track album. It's going to be the most amazing musical extravaganza ever. Day off today.

My second track, and it's massive. It's called Treat Bitches With Respect.

https://soundcloud.com/max-evans-5/treat-bitches-with-respect

https://soundcloud.com/max-evans-5/vera-drake-hype-tide-vol-ii

These beats just get sicker and sicker.

Who's doing the singing?

Fanny, obviously.

You sound exquisite. Didn't know you were a lady.

Meh.

The first track is not the worst thing I've ever heard, pretty decent for a mornings work but nothing I'd really bother to listen to.

Quit making shit music and finish your fucking book already.

I make excellent music. These are powerful songs with strong messages and killer beats.

Is the book still in the works?

I hope you've not given up on it. It had great potential.

Sweet. How many words are you aiming for? Are you going to send it to publishers once you're done?

There's no concrete number I need. I'm going to cut some out once it's done. Once it's done I need to query agents to get representation. In the mean time I plan on writing a six part erotic novel that will be self published, because there's a ton of money to be made in that field.