Susie Twatball Championship 2014

A new tournament, a new Twatball league.

Same story as usual, fantasy football with a twist. Pick a team of the biggest twats in the tournament, get points for every goal they concede, every card they take, every penalty they cause and every own-goal they score.

Be advised that you can't make any changes in your team once you've selected it, so it may be wise to wait until the tournament gets closer before you pick yours.

Can I pick you?

I'm afraid I didn't make the World Cup.

By the way, there's an actual prize this time around.

Thinking the Iranian team is going to get absolutely destroyed in the group stage so I want to pick players from them, but I have no idea who starts for them.

I'm in and it appears I've picked a 4-1-5

ha ha same problem as me!

Izzeddine Doukha Algeria (0)

Patrice Evra France (0) Pepe Portugal (0) David Luiz Brazil (0)

Nani Portugal (0) Ji Dongwon South Korea (0) Lee Chungyong South Korea (0) Sami Khedira Germany (0)

Luis Suárez Uruguay (0) Jozy Altidore USA (0) Pavel Pogrebnyak Russia (0)

Not long left before the registration closes. If you haven't entered a team yet you better hurry up and do so!

Thank you based Palacios

Palacios is the twatball champion of 2014.

Pepe \o/

I have Pepe in my team

Problem now is all my proper twats look like they aren't going through to the knockout rounds, and those who will don't play; even picked Ramos to try and counter this ffs.

The guy who's currently in the lead of the whole thing looks like he's going for the run and hide approach as pretty much all of his team are going out in the group stage

That'll be me. Oh that guy...

Franck's gonna win this if Italy go through.

Him or Jonas.

Surely I have to get points for the Suarez bite!

You do, 10 in fact!

Brave call tbh, on selecting him.

My strategy flopped.

Iran just scored their first goal... 10 points out the window there. /o\

Thats good!

ha ha it was can't pick a twatball team without Suarez though

Kez

There may be more Suarez points, it depends on what FIFA do. Also, Boateng and Muntari kicked out! Top twatting, lads!

Bloody hell, 60 points for Suarez

In hindsight I should have picked more twats to my team, tried playing safe by picking guys who either get booked easily or get beaten heavely cos they're playing for a shit team. Argentina better start using Demichelis soon so he can cause some twatness!

Congrats to Jonas, runaway winner.

2nd

Not sure what this was for?

How did I do, can't get onto the site due to work blacklist...it let me on to set up my team etc then it must have realised the URL

I think it was after the group stage where you were top but most of your XI was out.



6th