Fuck you, duckeggmoon

I had to find out, second hand, while cooking just now that Danny Mills is not only a contestant on Masterchef, but has made it into the final three.

Who knows what televisual gold I have missed out on in the last month or so. You're a dick.

No idea why this is my fault but I'm happy to take credit for it.

I have no time for that baldy cunt.

He dropped custard on the floor the other day, it was hilarious.