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The Platypus
If you all want we can have a little game, where we draw each others penises in Paint, based on the description, and the one who comes the closest gets a lot of points or something?
Crane
The Platypus
Justicar
Your mother's dream.
Mr Willy
Fantastic
As we continue further up we noticed an increase in wrinkling, the skin pushed back and bunched together as we approach the helmet. Also more visible now is how much darker here the skin colour is compared to the rest of the body. It is unknown whether this is a permanent layer of dirt due to uncleanliness or due to a higher melanin count. As we stop to examine the skin we also become very aware of the large vein stretching across the length of the shaft, dragging our eyes towards the summit, to the forbidden peak.
Where the skin of the shaft crests and falls back on itself we are led to the pink, craterless surface of the helmet. It is sensitive and warm, always sitting proudly at the front of the organ, never hiding inside the cave of skin behind it. There are slight reddish marks on the base of the helmet which appear out of place, they could be permanent or from overuse. It is unknown how long it has been since the last inspection. At the tip we meet the end of the urethra and this seems to be the most well kept area of the penis, perhaps due to frequent wiping on socks and t-shirts. If we pan around and look at the whole body of skin and tissue the penis appears sad and lonely, but we notice two small friends hanging underneath. Those are the testicles and we can leave the penis now safe in the knowledge he has company.
jumberto
Telegram Sam
Justicar
Jason