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http://www.ftbpro.com/posts/ian.stewart.palmer/123229/the-oscars-for-the-top-10-football-films-ever-go-to

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2284181/Best-worst-football-movie-Oscars.html


this is for me...

1 - Escape to Victory
2 - Mean Machine
3 - Fever Pitch/When Saturday Comes

(i haven't seen The Damned Utd yet)



Pick top 3 thats your fav football film....
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The Damned United & Mike Bassett.
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The Damned United, and that's it.
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Goal 1
Goal 2
Goal 3
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http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-L609ra4YDqQ/T5JBUEu41oI/AAAAAAAAE64/nwZ9we9RcPk/s1600/Robert+Carlyle+++There's+Only+One+Jimmy+Grimble.jpeg

Does Looking for Eric count? The Damned United is the best though.

One Night in Turin is ace too, documentary though.
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Anyone who likes the Goal movies deserves a swift kick in the bollocks.
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By Dutton | Permalink | On 28 February 2013 - 21:38 PM
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-L609ra4YDqQ/T5JBUEu41oI/AAAAAAAAE64/nwZ9we9RcPk/s1600/Robert+Carlyle+++There's+Only+One+Jimmy+Grimble.jpeg

Does Looking for Eric count? The Damned United is the best though.

One Night in Turin is ace too, documentary though.


Is that the one in which he finds some old shit boots and they make him class? Remember always renting that from the local Spar.
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Yeah it's amazing \o/
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By The Platypus | Permalink | On 28 February 2013 - 21:59 PM
Anyone who likes the Goal movies deserves a swift kick in the bollocks.

They're a special kind of shite.

Something to be said for the 3rd film where they decide that they'd scrap all the main characters and focus on some nobody cunts, the first one probably earns the honour of being describable as 'watchable', and that's about the best you can say about the series.
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The Damned United, Mike Bassett: England Manager and There's Only One Jimmy Grimble are the only good three that come to mind.
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Jimmy Grimble, Mike Bassett and Mean Machine
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The Firm, Green Street & The Football Factory
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Looking for Eric may just be the only legitimately good film I've seen where football plays a significant role in the story.

The Firm is good too, but football plays even less of a role in that.
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Green Street is one of the worst films I've ever seen.
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By Telegram Sam | Permalink | On 28 February 2013 - 22:36 PM
The Damned United, Mike Bassett: England Manager and There's Only One Jimmy Grimble are the only good three that come to mind.


An Arsenal fan that doesn't like Fever Pitch? What a cunt.

Most football films are shite, especially the more recent ones. Fever Pitch will always be my favourite because it brings back so many great memories from that night at Anfield.
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By The Platypus | Permalink | On 01 March 2013 - 19:30 PM
Green Street is one of the worst films I've ever seen.


All the hooligan related films are as they're so fake, watch something like Rise Of The Football soldier. Only has a smallish football related section, but the whole film is based on a true story. Is one of my favourite films of all time, due to a lot the story (drug scene in 90's Essex) being based right next to where i live.
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By A Little Bit Of Merson Magic | Permalink | On 01 March 2013 - 20:44 PM
An Arsenal fan that doesn't like Fever Pitch? What a cunt.

I haven't seen it, so go fuck yourself.
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By The Platypus | Permalink | On 01 March 2013 - 19:30 PM
Green Street is one of the worst films I've ever seen.

As I've said on here before, it's not half bad if you go into it knowing that it depicts football hooliganism about as realistically as porn films depict plumbing.
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By Telegram Sam | Permalink | On 02 March 2013 - 04:45 AM
I haven't seen it, so go fuck yourself.


i think you should watch, you will love it.
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By A Little Bit Of Merson Magic | Permalink | On 01 March 2013 - 20:47 PM
All the hooligan related films are as they're so fake, watch something like Rise Of The Football soldier. Only has a smallish football related section, but the whole film is based on a true story. Is one of my favourite films of all time, due to a lot the story (drug scene in 90's Essex) being based right next to where i live.

Away Days is the best football film related to hooliganism imo. Captures the culture of the casual scene quite well (when it kicked off, set in the late 70s) i.e music, drugs, clothing - unlike Green Street, The Firm, and Football Factory that just goes for violence and swearing.

Rise is a great movie though
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By Franck | Permalink | On 02 March 2013 - 04:48 AM
As I've said on here before, it's not half bad if you go into it knowing that it depicts football hooliganism about as realistically as porn films depict plumbing.


It just seems to celebrate violence in a weird and infantile way.
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Rise Of The Footsoldier is an abomination of a film.
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By Telegram Sam | Permalink | On 03 March 2013 - 00:10 AM
Rise Of The Footsoldier is an abomination of a film.


And why is that.
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By A Little Bit Of Merson Magic | Permalink | On 03 March 2013 - 00:24 AM
And why is that.

It's just shit. It goes on for way too long, the dialogue is cringeworthy ("this Turk was about to find out what it's like to be on the wrong end of a kebab knife" is one prime example that's always made me laugh) and much of the gore is completely unnecessary. Also, why does the main character barely feature in the last forty minutes of the film? It seemed to introduce a new character every half an hour and go off at a complete tangent from time to time. It plays up to East End stereotypes in a lazy way. It's just a boring film that offers nothing and drags on for two fucking hours.
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Rise of the Footsoldier is class.

If anyone wants to see the actual aftermath pics of the essex murders, click the link in the spoiler.

Nasty stuff, you see the car pics with all the blood on the range etc and then close ups of the bodies in the lab with half of the heads blown off and shotgun wounds. Don't click the link unless you're a naughtyyyy geeeezaaaa.

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By AFC | Permalink | On 03 March 2013 - 11:09 AM
Rise of the Footsoldier is class.

If anyone wants to see the actual aftermath pics of the essex murders, click the link in the spoiler.

Nasty stuff, you see the car pics with all the blood on the range etc and then close ups of the bodies in the lab with half of the heads blown off and shotgun wounds. Don't click the link unless you're a naughtyyyy geeeezaaaa.


The second to last picture kinda made me laugh, before I quickly remembered what I was looking at.

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