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#1820 The Politics Thread
Phoenix Arrow
I'm a Libertarian in that liberty is the most important thing to me in terms of politics. But I'm not one really because... well because it's stupid and would never work in a proper country. Also because most Libertarians are fucking idiots who think the government is taking away your rights if a policeman looks at you funny.
#1815 The Night Thread Mk. IX
Phoenix Arrow
Seriously though, you'll be fine in a day or two once you're properly recovered from the weekend. Just take it as a learning experience.
#1807 The Night Thread Mk. IX
Phoenix Arrow
Your biggest clue that maybe he didn't want to marry you would've been that he was fucking your friend at the same time.
Either way, if there's one thing I've learned in the last few years it's the no good ever comes from drinking with Russians. Also, estrogen is pretty cheap if you buy it in bulk.
#1802 The Lower League Thread
Phoenix Arrow
#1801 The Night Thread Mk. IX
Phoenix Arrow
That's not possible. How can you? You're falling in love with an idea of how you think someone is that you've made up for them, you're not falling love with the actual person. You're going into encounters with an idea of who you want the person to be before you have a chance to find out who they really are and that's really fucking dangerous, believe me. Worst of all, what if you meet someone, you think you know who they are and then it turns out they're someone else. They might not be a worse person, they might be better for you, but they'll be different and you won't like that because noone likes change. Trust me, I've done a lot of stupid shit I know how it goes.
You need to start judging people for what they are rather than what you think they are, basically.
Same for men. That doesn't mean you have to throw rational thought out the window.
#1794 The Night Thread Mk. IX
Phoenix Arrow
You don't know him. You're not in love with him.
I don't want to be a dick, but seriously. Come on.
#1791 The Night Thread Mk. IX
Phoenix Arrow
#1766 Team of the last 5 years
Phoenix Arrow
#1762 The Night Thread Mk. IX
Phoenix Arrow
...why?
I assume you're straight, right? Well not even that, I'm bi but I've never been having sex and thinking "man, I wish someone else was here too". I understand if you're on the other end of it, like if you're a guy and there are two girls there or even I suppose a girl and there's two guys makes sense too but... I don't know. I don't get it.
It seems to be a girl problem too. I've never heard of a straight guy being drunk going "I'm so going to fuck that guy" unless there's some secret gay thing going on. I've heard a few stories of girls doing it though.
Weird.
Anyway, don't worry about it. People do stupid stuff when they're drunk sometimes. Just try to make sure you're ok with your friend, it would suck if it made your friendship awkward. And have a shower. That's probably quite important. Have a shower first, then do the other thing.
#1749 The Night Thread Mk. IX
Phoenix Arrow
Err.
You had a threesome with your best friend and a middle aged Russian guy with a family?
#1739 The Politics Thread
Phoenix Arrow
Has he? Pretty sure they'll vote from him anyway since Obama is apparently a Marxist.
#1728 The PC Thread
Phoenix Arrow
#1664 The Lower League Thread
Phoenix Arrow
#1611 The Lower League Thread
Phoenix Arrow
They're second but they have a team that could walk it and they're not winning convincingly. They're conceeded 11 goals and have +4 GD. Compare that to Brighton who are first (LOL) with 4 goals conceeded and 10 GD or Blackpool who are 3rd with 4 conceeder and 11 GD, albeit with one less game played. They're not doing THAT badly, but they have the money and players to be molesting most teams and they haven't been. Because Steve Kean has no idea what he's doing.
#1570 The Susie Book Club
Phoenix Arrow
#1560 The Relationship Thread
Phoenix Arrow
...no.
Having said that, you don't have to... fill her with your seed, if you please. Not that female anatomy has ever been a female has ever been much of a specialist subject for me. I assume that would work. I don't know. If you ever need advice on the other types of sex, I'm sure I could be more helpful.
Having said that, I find it hard to believe she's a virgin if she's as amazing as you make her out to be. Unless she's Christian or something, in which case good luck.
#1322 The Relationship Thread
Phoenix Arrow
Ball gag.
#1273 The General Games Discussion Thread.
Phoenix Arrow
How so?
#1265 The Night Thread Mk. IX
Phoenix Arrow
Whisky is Scottish and whiskey is Irish and because more of America pretends to be Irish, it's whiskey.
#1248 The Relationship Thread
Phoenix Arrow
It's unclear, what is apparent is that she doesn't.
#1170 The Night Thread Mk. IX
Phoenix Arrow
I mean, I'd always suggest spending more and having it last longer, but that would do that job.
#1163 The Lower League Thread
Phoenix Arrow
#1158 Anyone fancy a one-way trip to Mars?
Phoenix Arrow
#1149 Anyone fancy a one-way trip to Mars?
Phoenix Arrow
The colony can be sustainable is it likes, it's still going to be televised. Presumably they're going have a team of doctors on Mars and the supply of food isn't going to be endless.
If the topic was a group of scientists has found backing and wants to set up a base on Mars then that would be cool. But something about this doesn't sit well with me. Also, why Mars and not the Moon? Sounds like running before you can walk.
#1137 Anyone fancy a one-way trip to Mars?
Phoenix Arrow
#1113 The "i'm scared of change" thread
Phoenix Arrow
#1078 Documents search
Phoenix Arrow
There should be a search box in the top right hand corner of the window.
Like that.
#1058 The General Games Discussion Thread.
Phoenix Arrow
Yeah, there's a cutscene at the start which pretty much sums everything up. In the first game you play someone who's looking for this thing called the Vault which holds something but noone knows what. What it is isn't important for the second game. You open it, the things there, your character gets on with life.
But as a consequence of opening it, this valuable minteral starts popping up all over the planet and some guys come in to mine it. When they're mining about, they find evidence of another vault. You play someone coming to look for that vault.
I haven't got it yet though, I'm going to wait for mechromancer to come out.
#1046 Fitness Thread
Phoenix Arrow
#1020 The Night Thread Mk. IX
Phoenix Arrow