Fantastic - Comments

Our team is fucking awesome:

McCarthy
Conolly - Pearce - Lees - White
Snodgrass - Austin - Delph - Gradel
Beckford - Becchio

League champions, end of story.

Drunk woman turns out to be a whore. I'm so shocked. Even less shocked by the response on here. I mean, we are aware that Torri is a KM alias, right?

This is the gayest thing I've ever seen.

And I've watched two men jack a young white man in his hole at the same time.

Shut up peasant. Only a Wanchope/Goater combination would suffice.

I would go. To be honest it would be refreshing, knowing that there is no one there to stop you from acting out your deepest desires. There are no laws in space.

Oh, the site is still an ugly mess. I'll try again soon.

For anyone who has Sky Player, the latest movies out today:

Dragon Tattoo (English)
First Blood
First Blood Part II
Rambo III
Cast Away

And some other junk. Really, really good release week for them.

I like my shit pretty messed up.

Especially after he's won his third quintuple in a row...

I stared at this picture for a couple of minutes trying to work out if I was missing something. I can't be, at least I don't think I can't.

Unless I've missed a trick, in which case, wow you are amazing at FM.

1. It's the 22nd July 2018
2. You're managing Chelsea
3. Your nationality is almost certainly English
4. Your reputation is almost certainly World Class
5. You probably won a few trophies in your first year with Chelsea
6. Hodgson/Capello were probably sacked for underperforming at the World Cup.
7. The game automatically defaults to the next best rated English manager in the game. Through the circumstances you have engineered, most through simply filling in a few boxes at the start of the game, you have been offered the England job. Not through any skill.

How do I know this? I'm managing Tahiti at the moment and in 2015 I was offered the England job, despite having won only the Pacific Games. The reason why was because I forgot to change the reputation to automatic and it was still set at World Class.

A hamster could jump up and down on the space bar for an entire season, but as long as he had a World Class reputation he is going to eventually get offered the England job.

I had to find out, second hand, while cooking just now that Danny Mills is not only a contestant on Masterchef, but has made it into the final three.

Who knows what televisual gold I have missed out on in the last month or so. You're a dick.

I would like to have my name changed to Literally Hitler.

This is fucking disgusting. I feel like a Jew, being forced into the ghetto.