Patty - Comments

My mate's brother has been called up to the Scotland squad. Hope he gets on. Would be nice to be able to say I've beat a Scotland international at Cuppy. Haha!!!

I know! She was fairly tame tbh! But one of my high points of this year getting to meet my first celebrity crush!

Not that I need a half decent female to make me look inbred anyways...

Oh and she's a dirty slut who loves it up the pooper!

Because I've royally fucked my Ultimate Team, I have decided be a pro career would be good.

Played a season and a half. First season Aberdeen put me out on loan to Shelbourne. Got to Uefa Cup semi and lost to Juve on away goals 4-4. Then lost the league by one point. Missed the last two games of the season plus the juve game due to injury. Was gutted.

Then during summer Craig Brown bought 7 (YES SEVEN) goalkeeper and still had Langfield, Brown and Rodgers. So all together we had 10 keepers. I put in a transfer request, which kept being turned down. But on the last day it got accepted. Got injured for 8 weeks so no one bought me. Then come January get a move to Queen Park Rangers. Yas!

Wow... last night was the first time I've totally blacked out due to drunkeness. Don't want to do that again....

Went to see Paranormal Activity 4. I think that was a mistake. I've never come out of the cinema so underwhelmed.

For a film series that's billed as "shock, jump, fear" I was left severely disapointed when I didn't feel any fear or was made to jump at all.

There was also some bits of the plot that could be better explained.

Pfft. Hope my next trip to the cinema will be better than this one!

£5.

I want no shoddy Yokozuna title! £5 for your own autographed copy of "Patty's Promo".

Good quality!

Anyone on Xbox got 3 shitty players they'd like to sell me for nothing?

I just need 3 players to fill my bench but I have no coins.

Mmmmmm... AJ....

This video is no longer on the internet. Only I hold the key to the promo!

Best promo ever, tbh!

OK....

Why are you all making fun of a Susie addict? I think he should get himself checked into Rehab for his forum problems, tbh!

At least Niall McGinn scored. Come back uninjured and shoot down the Arabs please!

But they've not been that shit before though...

I know it's shit. But a teams chemistry being higher than your shouldn't effect your team. It should makes theirs better, not make yours shit!

Just beat a similar team 4-1. Contained two of my best goals so far in Ultimate Team. I'm in the yellow...

http://www.ea.com/uk/football/videos/ugc/138211658

http://www.ea.com/uk/football/videos/ugc/138211402

I fell out with Fifa 13 last night. I was going to have a night in and play Fifa all night.

I played a 5 star team with 100 chemistry in my 3rd Division 4 match of the season. Now first, I notice, no matter what your teams rating/chemistry is, if you are playing a superior team, your players all of a sudden become a bunch of retarded junior players.

Playing in Division 5, with a very similar team, I was able to finish, pass it about, control it. Playing this team, Bojan was missing chances like fuck and our midfield couldn't control to save their lives!

So... This is the team I tend to play with...



So as I said, 5 star, 100 chemistry. Struggling like fuck, I managed to keep it to 1-0 til 70 minutes. I then get an equaliser and at the 88th minute I get the winner.

The post match screen takes ages to load and I fear the worst. Yip... I disconnect from the servers AFTER the final whistle. So now I don't get my coins and I get a 3-0 DNF forfeit.

I was livid so went out to get drunk.

Only now am I away to play again. Also, how the feck do you get a good haul of coins? Before long I need to go and get some contracts etc so can't save. Currently have 974 coins now though!

I'm so shit. Played last night. Drew 1 and got humped in my other 4.

Chemistry is a big factor I guess...?

Xbox.

Anyone got any strikers they want to offload cheaply?

How do I post up a pic of my team?

http://www.ea.com/uk/football/fifa-ultimate-team/show-off#jRLBWawBiry:360

Just got Fifa 13. Set up my Ultimate Team. Why are my keepers number 2?

My first game was the Team Of The Week Challenge. Not bad. Also, whats with the single player season and only getting a team of 2.5 stars to play? My team is far better due to the packs I got when I joined.

Any of you guys visit TAMB?

Fucking Croc has cancelled his trains 2 weeks before the trip leaving everyone in limbo!

I am not pleased. Just cancelled our hotels. Thank christ we didn't manage to get tickets for either game, haha!

Any streams?