Eric Portapotty Activity

We'll give Shakespeare's swashbuckling counterattacking side a shock win, don't worry about that.

May 2044 You'd think that after suffering a broken leg of his own Conte would know better than trying to snap someone else's in two. But no, he went in hard an earned himself an early bath. At least Nikolaou gave us a bit of hope by winning a...

April 2044 Count on us to provide a good rebound for a Valencia side having bombed their way out of top spot with a stretch of form comparable to our in the past month or so. Seriously, what's the point of a back 3 when none of them will track a m...

Yeah everyone lost the plot in the return leg, was a shame. (I've actually got my hands on FM17 (about 7 months too late tbh) so I'm not sure whether I'll continue with this save - watch this space) --------------------------------------...

February 2044 Should've lost this unfortunately, the past month or so seemed to take a lot out of us and the rotation didn't help either. But fancy it being the one guy who didn't partake in the January squeeze to save a point - Koska�...

Yeah, both being bankrolled by tycoons in the past few years or so. Ehh, I love the stability inb4 "strong and stable" and I've never been really fond of leaving clubs - might be a bit of Wenger rubbing off me. And I've got a sne...

Reading look like a Boro in the making from what I'm seeing, Stam will need to show more ambition if they do win this one.

Aye, the group has been completely mental so far, and that last day will definitely be a cracker no matter the outcome! ------------------------------------------------- December2043 Sociedad are deep in the relegation battle again, and unfortunate...

Welp, goodight guys.

Fucking awful from Koscielny. I'm not one of them, but y'know, top 4 is no longer in our hands so it's little more than looking at the positives of what we'll probably end up having. Surely no one's delusional enough to come u...

People keep confusing 'languid' with 'lazy'.

Yeah last month was an utter disaster, but the upside is I can't do much worse*. *Unless I lose all my games of course. ------------------------------- November 2043 Called it... Rather unfortunately. And it was a familiar foe who was responsib...

Yeah I'm not expecting anything out of this group anymore, it's been a complete disaster. Ay, you too mate. --------------------- October 2043 I'll be honest, there's not much good in this month, so I'll just get through th...

September 2043 Played a rotational XI and a new 4-1-3-2 formation against Elche in anticipation of the upcoming CL games, and with Nikolaou previously suffering a knock it was Gorka Beorlegui who started up top with Zhong - Beorlegui might've scor...

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DAMN this was what I wanted to do if I got FM17.... Unfortunately I haven't. Good luck with this, excited to see how far the save file can go

(Apologies for the absence, finals have been a bitch but fingers crossed I've seen the last of those modules) August 2043 We looked decently equipped for revenge for last season in this season-opener, and they looked to be in sixes and sevens in...

Aye, good luck with this!

Nah he's definitely envious of Arsene's job stability, with all the conflicts he's had with various boards I won't be surprised if he's yearning for some peace. Even if he's the one who stirred most of the shit that he ended...

'Gradually' being key there tbf. But thanks for the kind words in all seriousness :thup Preseason 2043/44 2nd consecutive season, again our top scorer as well, and a literal living (club) legend as well - it's going to be a sad day w...

May 2043/End of Season Review Let's get the Europa League semifinal 2nd leg against Juventus out of the way first: So yes, I did send out a weakened squad for the 2nd leg, with 4 youth players making their debuts. Of the quartet Gorka Beorlegui...

It's more expensive than a hard disk drive for the space you're getting but it makes everything so much faster really.

No SSD?

Real talk, Ibra's elbow was fucking on point. Hell I'd do it too if I was stepped on the face with a studded boot.

April 2043 Don't quite know how they had more shots, but it's irrelevant if they didn't win. Miguel Roman was the unsung hero with 3 assists, though with 2 goals Otal was always going to be MoTM on the day. I know even less about how...

Cheers Dan, but we'll need to do better in this 1st leg compared to the Frankfurt tie if we want to get past West Ham. ----------------------------- Apologies for the delay, Uni hasn't been kind March 2043 A rotated team started on the day...

Ehh, he probably won't get blamed too much if things inevitably go tits up so it's not all bad.

Of all the fucking teams to be able to breach Burnley's home.

inb4 VP joke

February 2043 I've noticed (yes it's been almost 10 seasons and I've only just noticed) that while the mid-table/minnows don't quite have the quality all the way through their squad, but one thing almost all these clubs have is a se...

Yeah I genuinely hope we can do so this time round, we're in good shape in the league so we can afford to put more emphasis on the EL. inb4 we implode and balls everything up -------------------- January 2043 Took a long, long while for find our...

There's also Flash, Kaz, Stan who've all vanished tbh

Superb work on all fronts Dan, looks like European commitments aren't as much of a curse for you

December 2042 After a start where we struggled to make a significant dent on the game, there came said dent - against the run of play, Nikolaou fired past Betis' stopper after a good counterattack. But it was increasingly evident that we would hav...

You're making me really tempted to get FM17 now, massive kudos.

I'm afraid I might have a surprise in store... ---------------------------------------- November 2042 As expected, Barca shut us down well, and took their chances when we gifted it to them - Santacruz's missed header putting Hasi through on...

October 2042 Villareal are knee-deep in the shitter this season - which may or may not partly be Canedo's fault - but he wasn't eligible to play in this game anyway. There was ever only one team who could win this, but in the 1st half Villare...

Why are United fans such insufferable cunts? At least you're scoring goals tbf

It's funny how among the 3 of us only Indonesia made it out of the group stage. Meanwhile we're going to have to qualify for the next AFF Cup, do you guys have to as well?

Keep it up bro, don't see too much SEA around here.

You actually did it you absolute madman. I'm sorry for having ever doubted you on this.

September 2042 A match where the stats didn't really matter - we had many, many shots on target, but this was never a comfortable win, mainly due to our attack's inability to finish their 16 shots. We even had to get through the last 8 minute...

I still can't work out what it's supposed to be.

August 2042 (with a bit of September) A good win to start the season off, not that we had the flashes of opening goals, but Szeman did put that penalty away, so there's that. The next couple of goals were significantly better, Nikolaou showing his...

http://www.straitstimes.com/singapore/accident-involving-several-vehicles-outside-ntu-causing-road-closure-at-pioneer-road-north Fucking hell, I cycle along the same route to school (albeit on the opposite side of the road)

After the rate of that rise it's inevitable that you'd hit a brick wall somewhere, at least you'd already got to the Championship by now. Fantastic work, it's still very close at the bottom so you'll be out of there with a couple...

Funny thing is I've still got a playoff to get through, and (as you'll see) I shouldn't have been so certain with our place in the CL proper... -------------------------- Preseason 2042/43 So not only did Abikanlou do an Andy Johnson,...

End Of Season 2041/42 Any payback for our cup loss? No. If anything this was even more bleak - another opener conceded from a setpiece, Real tearing us to shreds on the break rendering our domination of possession useless, Willmann being ever-present o...

Definitely miss the European nights, and especially having enough games for everyone to play and to justify having a large senior squad. --------------------------------------- April 2042 Another game, another couple of penalty decisions, one of which...