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By Ninja | On 24 January 2016 - 20:29 PM GMTBecause it doesn't mean anything. I'm sure trequartista is a wonderful Italian word that sums up the nuances of the role perfectly, but for an English speaking audience its essentially meaningless and...
Can't wait til Mertesacker & Flamini fuck off
By VP. | On 24 January 2016 - 14:27 PM GMTHas anyone ever actually seen John Stones have a good game?
How dare you
He can dribble with the ball out from the back, that automatically means he's a great defender
Nice to see Benik scoring.
Can't believe we gave Sanogo numerous chances but never gave Benik a sniff
I've watched them a few times cause my house mate supports them. I think they'll stay up but on virtue that everyone else is wank to be honest. If the goals from Ighalo dry up they're fucked.
Anthony Martial's transfer documents have been leaked.
- 20m euros last summer (£15m)
- 30m euros July 2016 (£23m)
- 10m euros for reaching 25 goals for United (£7.7m)
- 10m euros for reaching 25 French caps (£7.7m)
- 10m eur...
I remember when Mully tried claiming that Ramsey broke his own leg
Good times
Do Villa actually have a striker who isn't a 6ft 5 lump?
Remember when Mourinho blamed the officials having a campaign against Chelsea when they've had shite decisions go their way all season to make them look less shite than they are.
What's the rules regarding buying players but loaning them out?
Get ready lads
Celebrating a last minute equaliser is perfectly fine, no-one can argue that the celebration of drawing against West Brom like they'd just won the League was a bit fucking weird
By Carroll. | On 13 January 2016 - 22:44 PM GMTOzil was quiet all game though, and as you said Flamini was getting raped. Arteta gave you another man back to weather the storm.
Campbell on the other hand was very impressive, if annoying that he just wou...
By Carroll. | On 13 January 2016 - 22:04 PM GMTWhy do you reckon Ozil? He was dead on his feet really, last 3 minutes. We were pressuring in the last 20, deserved a goal. I get Ozil would have kept the ball a bit more but it was hardly getting to him. Rai...
Taking Özil off once again costing us 3 points. Good game though, a draw probably a fair result but christ we let some absolute nobody's score against us so many times. Ramsey bar the goal was appalling & alongside Flamini it just ends up wi...
By Sam | On 12 January 2016 - 21:49 PM GMTThere was improvement in attack, intent and forward passing, but we were an absolute mess at the back. Throwing away a two goal lead against a side in the bottom three is dire. And we made Newcastle look good, wh...
Nicklas Bendtner has always been a good striker, he just lacks the attitude to go with it.
I think Shelvey is a talented footballer but I don't see how he'll fit in. Surely he's just a bald, better version of Colback?
Had -10 potential on FM08 iirc
My parents are fucking devastated
As a general rule of thumb, most big teams get decisions their way regardless. We also have one of the worst win %'s of all time when we've had Mike Dean in charge of our games too, who for some reason takes charge of most notable games in the P...
Lmao how is criticising them giving an advantage?
Could you imagine if Klopp was at Arsenal
We wouldn't be able to field 11 players
Because the refereeing standard in the Prem has been awful for as long as I can remember. There's been about 2 decent refs in the last 10 years and one of them handed out 3 yellow cards to the same person.
We've only had huge budgets since the window in which Özil was signed
Yeah but they won the European Cup 30 years ago so like Nottingham Forest they deserve to be at the top of football
Yep, Wenger has called other colleagues 'voyeurs', 'specialists in failures' and tried to gouge and assistant managers eye out. Definitely.
To be fair our ridiculous wage budgets in them periods are all down to Wenger adopting a 'socialist wage structure' which was lunacy. The likes of Denilson, Squillaci & Park were on 60k p/w+
He'll have the players on his side which is the main reason he's been appointed
Him & Koscielny are the best in the Prem atm imo. Smalling was up there but I think his purple patch has ended (despite still playing well).
Party at my gaff when Mourinho dies
Mourinho doesn't get criticised for his managerial ability, he gets criticised for being the biggest cunt imagineable
By Suffolk Seasider | On 02 January 2016 - 19:19 PM GMTWhat did he say? I stick with the Final Score lot on the BBC rather than the Sky news team on Saturdays (though it does occasionally mean having to put up with Chris Sutton).
His best impression of a...
By Shola | On 02 January 2016 - 17:17 PM GMTUrgh. Arsenal again. How Oxlade Chamberlain and Flamini weren't sent off I'll never know. Monreal deserves a lengthy ban as well. Got a push in the back from Sissoko and went down holding his face. Ref...
Hope Tony Gale dies
Liverpool desperately need a playmaker
Coutinho's match plan:
- Backheel
- Beat a man
- Dribble a bit
- Ignore all teammates
- Blast one from 35 yards
- Rinse & repeat
The biggest threat to Arsenal in the title race is Arsenal themselves
United are genuinely shit
Get ready bitches
Christ absolutely destroyed lmao
We only concede belters
To be fair David Moyes never subbed off a goalkeeper to win a penalty shootout
Louis Van Gaal genuinely isn't better than Moyes
By Shola | On 23 December 2015 - 18:33 PM GMTAVB seems very quiet. Won the Russian League last year and topped his CL group.
I wanted AVB as Arsene's assistant once he got sacked at Chelsea tbh.
If anyone wants a good bet, once Pep gets appointed C...
Still think Pep will end up at City regardless. The ideal situation for me is Wenger winning the League then letting Pep take over, but I can't see it happening. Especially with half of the Barca board at City.
Maybe if Pep extended his contract by...
Özil had a chest infection all week
Maybe he'll get the recognition he deserves once he wins POTY in a title winning season
By Poe | On 22 December 2015 - 22:11 PM GMTMichael Owen said it too the fucking cunt that he is.
Owen on Sterling: "He's better than Özil, probably better than Welbeck"
Better than Özil, PROBABLY better than Welbeck?! Fucking he...