The Night Thread Mk. IX - Off Topic - FM24

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11 Feb 2013 22:17:44

By Sears | Permalink | On 11 February 2013 - 18:53 PM

First Pope to resign in 600 odd years, I bet he resigned because there's some massive corruption story that is about to be exposed in the near future. The Catholic Church is such a dirty corrupt organization. Oh and did I mention they like to rape little boys? Embarrassed and ashamed that we're a Catholic country.

I mean, that's obvious, but if a sex scandal was gonna force his resignation it would have happened years back.

I think he was just a sick and frial old man who didn't want to kill himself for a job.

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By Fantastic | Permalink | On 11 February 2013 - 20:35 PM

She's having a pyjama party on Friday, I don't know if I can be bothered going. I have done no work in the last few weeks and I'd quite like to be in a position to make a decision on whether I have a career in three months time.

Pyjama party? Just how young is she...

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12 Feb 2013 01:35:09

She's from Chelsea.

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12 Feb 2013 09:37:43

By Sears | Permalink | On 11 February 2013 - 18:53 PM

First Pope to resign in 600 odd years, I bet he resigned because there's some massive corruption story that is about to be exposed in the near future. The Catholic Church is such a dirty corrupt organization. Oh and did I mention they like to rape little boys? Embarrassed and ashamed that we're a Catholic country.

Seem pretty angry there Sears.... Speaking from experience? Has the pope resigning brought it all back?

Also, Chuck Norris lives in Wisbech

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12 Feb 2013 12:32:45

So does anyone have any tips on how to procrastinate less, other than throwing the computer out the window?

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12 Feb 2013 12:37:45

http://www.nuclearsecrecy.com/nukemap/

Scary.

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12 Feb 2013 12:47:05

By Deano | Permalink | On 12 February 2013 - 12:37 PM

http://www.nuclearsecrecy.com/nukemap/

Scary.

I hadn't realised the relative strength of the Trident missiles (cf. media hoo-haa) compared to Hiroshima and Nagasaki!

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12 Feb 2013 13:53:04

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-21421810

Fantastic

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12 Feb 2013 13:58:52

This Austrian girl I've gone out with a few times invited me out on Thursday because she is sick of her dating life and wants to get hammered. Thursday is Valentines Day, what am I supposed to take away from this?

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12 Feb 2013 14:05:35

By Fantastic | Permalink | On 12 February 2013 - 13:58 PM

This Austrian girl I've gone out with a few times invited me out on Thursday because she is sick of her dating life and wants to get hammered. Thursday is Valentines Day, what am I supposed to take away from this?

Not a date, but she wants to get nailed.

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12 Feb 2013 14:12:27

By ianbaker | Permalink | On 12 February 2013 - 14:05 PM

Not a date, but she wants to get nailed.

http://www.allmystery.de/i/t93b5f8_635133_startrek.jpg

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12 Feb 2013 14:22:55

http://sphotos-g.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/538227_539497429406654_665121138_n.png

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12 Feb 2013 14:28:01

I'm going to put it in her bum.

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12 Feb 2013 15:22:51

By Fantastic | Permalink | On 12 February 2013 - 14:28 PM

I'm going to put it in her bum.

Austria & Germany is all the same and my experiences tell me that she will be well up for it. Just remember to go bareback and try atm. "Its only smelz".

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12 Feb 2013 15:55:16

I'm aware of Rocco.

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12 Feb 2013 16:22:04

By Fantastic | Permalink | On 12 February 2013 - 15:55 PM

I'm aware of Rocco.

Gets me rock hard every time.

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12 Feb 2013 18:04:44

I'm actually cracking up here. Have the whole week off school and bar go out Saturday night and go to the Kerry game on Sunday, I've done fuck all else. The weather has been awful, non-stop raining. My today has gone like this: woke at like 11, stayed in bed till one... Watched history documentaries for like 3 hours, and since about 4, I've been doing nothing but pissing away my time on the Laptop and wondering around the house. So pissed off that I havn't learnt how to drive. Ugh, somebody please change me.

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12 Feb 2013 18:17:38

You missed out all the times you were fondling with your manky mickey

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By Sears | Permalink | On 12 February 2013 - 18:04 PM

I've been doing nothing but watching porn on the Laptop and wondering around the house naked.

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12 Feb 2013 21:51:05

Got the best wake up ever today.

Mam comes into the room at like 7am to let me know that's gone to hospital in an ambulance after a night of vomiting with a suspected heart attack, fucking bullshit, haven't heard anything as of yet, quite worried.

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By KEV0 | Permalink | On 12 February 2013 - 21:51 PM

Got the best wake up ever today.

Mam comes into the room at like 7am to let me know that's gone to hospital in an ambulance after a night of vomiting with a suspected heart attack, fucking bullshit, haven't heard anything as of yet, quite worried.

Who?

Sears

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12 Feb 2013 23:16:15

I think he meant his dad .... Hope he's OK buddy.

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13 Feb 2013 01:45:00

I'm going on what I assume is a date tomorrow and I'm really quite scared.

Tomorrow technically being 'today' but it's not tomorrow until you wake up.

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By smurphptfc | Permalink | On 13 February 2013 - 01:45 AM

I'm going on what I assume is a date tomorrow and I'm really quite scared.

Tomorrow technically being 'today' but it's not tomorrow until you wake up.

Grow a pair.

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13 Feb 2013 04:16:19

By Telegram Sam | Permalink | On 13 February 2013 - 08:34 AM

Who?

By Sears | Permalink | On 13 February 2013 - 09:16 AM

I think he meant his dad .... Hope he's OK buddy.

My Dad... Sorry typed it on my phone and mind was all fucked up at the time.

He's still in hospital... They don't know what's wrong yet either.

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13 Feb 2013 09:14:50

By KEV0 | Permalink | On 13 February 2013 - 04:16 AM

My Dad... Sorry typed it on my phone and mind was all fucked up at the time.

He's still in hospital... They don't know what's wrong yet either.

I hope everything is alright mate.

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13 Feb 2013 09:26:55

By KEV0 | Permalink | On 13 February 2013 - 04:16 AM

My Dad... Sorry typed it on my phone and mind was all fucked up at the time.

He's still in hospital... They don't know what's wrong yet either.

Hope everythings ok Kevo.

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13 Feb 2013 09:31:15

By KEV0 | Permalink | On 12 February 2013 - 21:51 PM

Got the best wake up ever today.

Mam comes into the room at like 7am to let me know that's gone to hospital in an ambulance after a night of vomiting with a suspected heart attack, fucking bullshit, haven't heard anything as of yet, quite worried.

Hope everything will be ok, buddy

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13 Feb 2013 09:37:19

By Deano | Permalink | On 13 February 2013 - 19:14 PM

I hope everything is alright mate.

By ianbaker | Permalink | On 13 February 2013 - 19:26 PM

Hope everythings ok Kevo.

By JCash3000 | Permalink | On 13 February 2013 - 19:31 PM

Hope everything will be ok, buddy

Thanks guys.

So after hours and hours of waiting and tests they've ruled out a heart attack thank fuck. Apparently something has happened with his gallbladder and that's going to have to come out according to the doctor/surgeon.... Just relieved it's not as serious as first thought, but he'll be in hospital overnight and possibly for a few days.

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13 Feb 2013 12:01:36

Thankfully it's not serious mate, hope everything goes well.

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