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Australia is a dump, you should cancel and do something else.
By Number 1 | On 16 June 2016 - 22:01 PM BSTNot been gaming for a while but been having a go with the PS4 remasters of Uncharted 1, 2 and 3. Been great fun so far.
Really? I never owned a PS3 so I never got to play the games fresh, but I bought the remast...
By Franck | On 15 June 2016 - 08:53 AM BSTI just cannot imagine sharing a pint with you would end with anything other than being drugged and gang raped and possibly sold into slavery.
If I wanted to waste drugs on a guy who'd give up hot ass willingl...
By Franck | On 15 June 2016 - 07:11 AM BSTAnd I don't want aids, so I don't want to see you either.
In your hypothetical situation, do we share a needle or do I slot one in your ass, daddy?
I live in London, but I don't want to see you.
It's a shit league for shit cunts. Deal with it.
That's great, but it doesn't count as the league win. So onto the next season.
I'm actually surprised we did so well. This squad is old as fuck and it's only going to get worse as time goes on. Under normal circumstances that would be fine, except we're in Australia where every single aspect of player acquisition is...
9th August 2038
Right, now I'm going to bed.
27th June 2038
And with that, I'm done. I'm actually sad to be leaving Indonesia, it's been one of the most fun managerial stints I've engaged in. The quality of the football was awful, but it was still a fun game to hone a de...
December 2037
Nothing special on the transfer front. Just some backup players in case we have injury problems. I don't want to be playing defenders as wingers again.
20th June 2037
So close. If we hadn't been shafted by injuries it's very likely we would have won the league. Our extended run in the Indonesian Cup (which we came third in, because India has a bronze medal trophy game just to really rub the...
Seriously, this has become cancerous now.
When was the last time you had THREE of your goalkeepers injured? ****'s sake. And this is who I have to step up:
I've had problems with injuries in this game since 2015, but this has taken it to...
The hits keep on coming.
Someone really doesn't want to make this easy. In the game I just won I had to play a defender up front.
I'll give you one guess to tell me when you think the injuries began.
It's fine, it's not like I have anything better to do in my life. I'm enjoying this.
By Jubez | On 07 November 2015 - 13:45 PM GMTI agree. I had to block the bar with adblock since it's was so annoying.
Thanks for the tip, didn't know I could manually remove items via Adblock.
One of the best/worst nicknames I've seen a Brazilian given. He's a banging player though.
Just some general admin on the transfer front, removing foreigners (there's a 3 foreign player limit) and I had to spend big money to bring in a...
June 2036
Good recovery by the team, and we've got some decent young players. I'd hope to break the top six next season.
I'm going to tell you because no one else has the balls to. Don't stream Football Manager. No one gives a shit, it's as boring as you think it is. Compound that by the fact you're managing Man Utd, no ones cares you've gone on an...
I had a think and realised I'd get bored after having won the league, so I quit.
February 2036
We arrive in Indonesia. Time to start playing some hot football. We're 16th in the league, I can taste the fun already.
Three in a row doesn't sound too bad. I signed three solid players to utilise in my preferred 4-2-3-1 formation and they were effective, coupled with Jeonbuk's already talented side. I'm disappointed we didn't do any better in the...
Where have I insulted league trophies?
June 6th 2035
I'm sure most people are familiar with South Korea, and Jeonbuk, one of the larger sides in Asia. They're currently third in the K-League after their manager left to join the 6th place team, Ulsan. I guess he must really love Ul...
And with that, my time in India comes to a close. It was quick, and despite the closeness of the league, actually rather easy. They key was having a really good Irishman.
The only thing I can say in the positive is that I wish all leagues were 20 gam...
And this is the man who'll be leading me to glory. No idea how he's found his way into the miasma that is Indian football, but I'll use him all the same.
July 2034
The sun rises on my new tenure as manager of some club in India. That's what it says on my business card, by the way.
Three games against the three worst teams in the league later and I am now the proud owner of dustbin lid that says "Hong Kong Premier League Winner". I took full credit for this win.
I've already quit, I'm not hanging around in t...
The key to good management? Being in the right place, at the right time.
Sun Source are all but guaranteed relegation, and I really didn't want to be saddled with that baggage. Fortunately South China inexplicably sacked their manager, despite b...
So where does that bring us?
It is January 2034 and we're in Hong Kong. Hong Kong's alright. Well, except for the small fact there's no talent. Put it this way, I can't even get an assistant manager:
There's literally no one i...
One might argue that starting this story in 2034 is skipping out on a lot of the meat. But put it this way, you're missing out on the most boring part of the story.
Ten years in Greece? Six fucking around in Russia? That's all time wasted. Yo...
I know you're advertising, but surely there's a way to get rid of that shit red bar at the bottom of the screen. It's unbearable.
Ipswich.
Thanks dog. Only 48 to go.
So years ago on Los Wonderkids I coined the term Pentagon as the name for the challenge where one has to collect all five of the continental trophies. When it was first created it seemed like a daunting task, starting from unemployed and building yourself...
Preview function on posts doesn't work.
It looks smart, I don't know how I feel about the bar at the top, just feels a bit cluttered. But it's aesthetically pleasing.
By bmg033 | On 07 October 2015 - 23:49 PMAnybody here play Dark Souls?
Yeah dog, I play Dark Souls.
Anyone got or getting MGSV? I've played about eight hours of it so far (mostly side missions and dying). Haven't pl...
Yeah the last episode aired last night. I watched it this morning, I only knew about it from a few weeks ago thanks to the AV...
You should probably watch it. It's only six episodes and it's mental.
Such a shame we couldn't make it the new year...
I'm kidding, this has been a fucking incredible season so far...
You really should watch The Jinx. It's one of the best things I've seen on TV for a while, but I've always bee...
2018/19 season
Here are my signings, not loans. Svendsen came back on loan because he was great for us last year up front wi...
Sorry, I know it's only taken me two months to post my next update. I work a lot now.
Finally finished the season at...
Amazing position after 24 games, I really hope we can keep this up because we have some good players here and we're pl...
A pleasant little run during October that has seen us rise up to ninth in the league.
Whiplash is my favourite film of the last 12 months. It's measured in ever aspect, stripped down and just relies upon si...
2017/18
Sold Brad Walker for quite the princely sum and it enabled me to raid Burton and bring in a player I'...