The Night Thread Mk. IX

Why not? Because you're a liar?

What's your surname?

What the fuck is that? Anyone can make fake facebook profiles with odd silhouette profile pictures. I want to see a picture of your face with a shoe on your head holding a sign that says "freedom is for non-chinese"

It's fine. I'll just create a new facebook account with an innocuous name like Barry Sexhands and claim to have touched Neil Mellor or something. Then I'll finally have proof you're either a man or a deeply unattractive woman.

She hates Fanny.

I'm sure you're a lovely person or whatever, but someone is morally obligated to push for vagina verification. That task has fallen to me and my delicate powers of persuasion. Eventually I will succeed.

he wishes for lots of things doesn't mean he gets them
....
but he is a rich kid from chelsea so he does get most of them

The only spilled milk I'll be crying over is mine.

My top five things:

1. Myself
2. Patrice Evra
3. Hungary
4. Hicks and Gillet
5. The smell of Alex Ferguson's balls

What are your five favourite things?

Why do you hate Evra so much?

So then you don't care how much I hate you. As much as I can hate a person I've never met and I'm never going to. You're the only guy above Patrice Evra right now.

You hate Patrice Evra more than Wayne Rooney/Rio Ferdinand/Alex Ferguson? What's wrong with you?

Black?

Yes I do. Rest of the Man Utd is 7th in the hate list and Alex 6th.

PE: F------ hell, why did you kick me?
LS: Because you’re black.
PE: Say it to me again, I’m going to kick you.
LS: I don’t speak to blacks.
PE: OK, now I think I’m going to punch you.
LS: OK, blackie, blackie, blackie.

That's why you hate Evra.