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Deano
Did you kiss her at the end of the date?
ede444
Ehmo
... e-mail?
No phones in Sweden?
Franck
Yeah, I can definitely picture you sitting there by your computer eating popcorn while reading this.
No.
Just one of the hundreds of things I failed with during the date.
Her phone is broken.
ede444
if you failed that much she wouldnt have sent you that email
actually thats a good thing you didnt kiss at the 1st date, she´ll adore you for that, be sure of that!
Deano
ffs, you're behind schedule.
Deano
NO, no one wants to be adored. He'll end up friendzoned at this rate.
Franck
That's what I fear.
If there is a second date, I'll make sure that it'll involves something that provides a much better opportunity for physical contact than driving around aimlessly does, should make a kiss a much smaller leap than it would have been last night. Right now I'm thinking ice skating.
Flash.
Alcohol.
It's the only chance you've got.
Franck
Alcohol is out of the question as I have to make the 2 hour drive back after the date.
Deano
Deano
ffs.
Crazy Golf and Rohypnol then.
Franck
"Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"
ede444
Sorry for misunderstandings. I was talking ONLY of the 1st date. From now on you can go gung ho
DB
No its not.
She's already planning her escape.
Deano
Phoenix Arrow
Are you kidding?
In Juno, he knocks up that one girl. That drunk girls goes upstairs with him in Superbad and then they go on a date the next day. He gets the girl in Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist. That's not even mentioning Scott Pilgrim where he not only get Ramona but also Knives. And in the past Kim.
Michael Cera is an awkward pimp. He's living the dream.
Oh, did I mention that me and this girl are going to some con cosplaying as Scott and Ramona? So looking forward to it.
Telegram Sam
jumberto
Hmm you've got a point actually.
Just as I read Franck's post I pictured him as Michael Cera in a kinda arty, indie film, driving round the middle of nowhere, awkwardly talking to this girl.
Ninja
I don't know man, I could see Franck falling in love with his cousin.
Ehmo
Why are you trying to have a relationship with someone who lives 2 hours away (one-way?!)
Franck
Because she's awesome.
And in Swedish terms, a 2 hour drive isn't really that far.
Jonas
Don't bring me pathetic 'witty' jokes about pedophilia now, please.
Telegram Sam
Was just going to comment, but realised the white text underneath.
Boone
Don't worry, that would just be childish.
Crane
Man up and just do it.
Slashman X
Jonas
Well, obviously, but this someone's little sister would get me into trouble as we're from the same area and that kind of thing is a no go around here. Wouldn't wanna risk my name for some pussy... which sucks really, as I would have tapped that ass had it not been for the circumstances.
Mong Skacel