Have you never spoken to an immigrant from a non-English speaking country before?

Anyway, this is one of those cases where I'll have to put on the big boy pants and point out that criticising another posters' grammar, asking if they have a learning disability and such simply isn't acceptable.

Your face is unacceptable

#101203 Transfer Rumours 2013/14

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By Deano | On 03 September 2013 - 20:23 PM

Yeah but can Bale lie to millions of people on a daily basis and ruin families and peoples livelihoods.

Touché

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By Rick87 | On 03 September 2013 - 14:43 PM

I didn't intend to make it seem like I'm sympathising with Cameron, I have always been a labour voter. It just shocks me that a footballer can surpass a major World leader's salary in just a few days.

Yeah but can Cameron dribble past 4 players and smash a shot into the top corner?

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Arguably the second biggest club in the world and then we pull some small time amateur shit like that.

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By Ninja | On 03 September 2013 - 09:14 AM

How has he redemmed himself by wasting £4m on Fellaini? That Julian bloke could have conducted that transfer better.

I did say a little. I firmly believe he could be justifiably sacked from this farce but if he stays then he needs to address the fans and apologise profusely.

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Ol' forehead has redeemed himself a little but certainly not enough. If Kinnear is to be sacked then so does he really.

I hope we still a bit of business in January but I'm not holding my breath.

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By Ninja | On 02 September 2013 - 12:41 PM

Am I the only one who would prefer Ozil over Bale and especially so at the prices they're going for?

I would prefer Ozil over Bale at any price.

#100436 The Night Thread Mk. IX

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I wonder what her power levels are.

#100349 Barclays Premier League 2013/14

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By Julian. | On 01 September 2013 - 22:07 PM

Yes you have, you were the better team during the last decade, but saying in your shadow for not finishing above you is fucking hilarious at least for me. Like we're a shit club fighting relegation in Blue Square Premier.

Shadow: An area that is not or is only partially irradiated or illuminated because of the interception of radiation by an opaque object between the area and the source of radiation.

That opaque object is Arsenal and the area is Tottenham.

You are in their shadow as long as you are under them.

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By Julian. | On 01 September 2013 - 21:57 PM

You are fucking cunts. I've just expressed my feelings towards him, I haven't say that I can beat him though.

Saying you would kick the shit out of him is saying you would beat him.

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By Julian. | On 01 September 2013 - 19:35 PM

Oh enjoy while you can.

You do realise there is a very real chance none of the players could gel and you end up relegated?

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I have to admit that wry smile from Moyes did get my hopes up a bit. I am not looking forward to tomorrow.

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By Julian. | On 01 September 2013 - 18:44 PM

Tragedy, I'm so hurt.

You should be after seeing the monies you put into the club being pissed up on that performance.

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By Telegram Sam | On 01 September 2013 - 18:00 PM

heinseight

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By Dutton | On 01 September 2013 - 16:33 PM

I think he's wrong. We need more steel in midfield not creativity but it won't go amiss.

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We were shit and Liverpool better but did Marriner have to play a homer? He went with the crowd and wasn't consistent at all.

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By Telegram Sam | On 01 September 2013 - 11:33 AM

I can't fucking stand ITK's. Sad people with nothing better to do than bullshit on the internet for the sake of attention.

How do you know? Are you ITK about ITKs?

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Fourth Official is two people, level headed but not overly reliable.

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Nobody else loving the circus this summer? I'm personally loving the fact we gave a complete novice the reigns in the transfer market

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I wanted Chelsea to win due to them being British but I still laughed.

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By Ninja | On 30 August 2013 - 22:37 PM

Why do Chelsea care so much about this game?

Reacting like they've lost the Champion's League itself.

There is a difference between Champions of Europe (one competition) and the best in Europe (beating the best in the other competition).

#99536 Who owns or has access to decent film equipment?

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It isn't HD or remotely new but I do have an old mobile BBC camera.

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For some reason I had forgotten about Soldado.

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By Julian. | On 29 August 2013 - 22:14 PM

Defoe is not bad at all.

Defoe is nothing on him at all. If you sign Chicharito then he would walk into your squad as you have no better striker

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By Julian. | On 29 August 2013 - 14:21 PM

Omg I don't even want him.

Why wouldn't you? He is an immense scorer

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Did you just say Delph and star in the same sentence?