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#124703 Newcastle Thread
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#124700 What Was The Last Film You Saw?
Whiskeyclone
I have not watched Antichrist yet.
#124686 What Was The Last Film You Saw?
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#124685 Fitness Thread
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#124682 Newcastle Thread
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#124639 Breaking Bad
Whiskeyclone
Thanks Crab Man.
#124625 Breaking Bad
Whiskeyclone
Can't find it anywhere else either. Anyone got a good link of it somewhere?
#124624 What Are You Listening To?
Whiskeyclone
#124622 Newcastle Thread
Whiskeyclone
Okay, now that's out of the way. I hope you'll bear with me here... It's kind of weird for me to talk about this as I've never talked about this before. But I know it exists, and for every weekend of Saturday fixtures since about four years ago, I feel something expanding from within the deepest, darkest depths of my soul, a yearning, going against my outward character and desiring for a change.
You see, I have been a Manchester United fan since my father and my uncles were fans too. Joining alongside their cheers as David Beckham scored magnificent free kicks, I was soon following Manchester United, hogging the television off my elders every weekend, as they typically last-minute waltzed their way to several Premiership titles. I subscribed to all sorts of Manchester United newsfeeds. I saved up money to buy Manchester United memorabilia. I played in an amateur football team that consisted solely of Manchester United fans (a lot of them in Singapore). And even if it was really too easy to be any fun, I still played twenty-season games on FM with Manchester United, notching back-to-back trebles. Up till about several years ago, I was quite simply all about Manchester United.
But weird things started to happen. Things that went against everything I thought I knew about myself.
I would estimate that it started ever since Joe Kinnear was made interim manager of Newcastle United. While I still stuck mostly to Manchester United news, every time a little news snippet of Kinnear and his antics appeared on my feed, I felt a strange attraction towards them. I opened up these little clips, and read and laughed along at the nonsense that he was up to (Insomnia is a favourite). That Shay Given was made the MotM even when Newcastle lost 6-1 was another memorable bit for me. Beyond these little things, however, I never really paid much attention to Newcastle, and when they got relegated, I never gave them much thought at all.
Then they got back in the season after, a time when I began watching EPL matches beyond just Manchester United as the cable company started broadcasting more of them. And I caught a match which, in hindsight, was probably a turning point: Newcastle United 4, Arsenal 4. Tioté scoring that last-minute equaliser is a sight I'll never forget (his finishing is horrendous otherwise). I still watch match highlights of that match every now and then.
After that, I began following Newcastle United up and down the Premiership table, and it was quite a ride the next season, where Demba Ba (and Cissé thereafter) tore up the better teams in the league, ending off in a 5th place result. And I didn't really care that Manchester United lost to City for the title. All I felt happy about was that Ameobi was going to play in the Europa League next season.
Of course, I still had to banter with my family and friends, many of which were Manchester United fans themselves. But deep within my heart, I really wanted to talk about Cissé's banana kick against Chelsea.
This season, I began watching Newcastle United matches over Manchester United's if they were played in tandem, and I'm currently enjoying every single moment of link-up brilliance between Remy, Gouffran and Kebab (Anita's assist against Chelsea too) as they finally begin to start playing well as a team. I also almost exclusively play as Newcastle United on FIFA, with a tendency to start Shola Ameobi in the first-team, insisting that he has still got it in him, and ever did. Kinnear's return to Newcastle United delights me to no end. But to everyone else, I am still a Manchester United fan. I still have to talk about Manchester United with them, and my mates will ask to come over and watch Manchester United matches (I let them). I get Manchester United-esque gifts like keychains and wallets. My mom still thinks I like the colour red, and I recently found out she bought me the latest Wayne Rooney autobiography for the upcoming Christmas.
I know I've probably wasted quite a bit of your time reading all this stuff, and I'm sorry about that. It's... just that I've never talked about my closet Newcastle United feelings before, but I really needed to air out a little Newcastle Anonymous to the world. Thanks for your time, and I hope Pardew's top-four hopes are fully realised come the end of this season. It'll be a blast to watch Ameobi playing in the Champions League.
#99510 Marshall Mathers LP 2
Whiskeyclone
#99377 Grand Theft Auto V
Whiskeyclone
#97559 General Music Thread
Whiskeyclone
Let's carry out a little survey right here... rank the Wire's seasonal renditions of Way Down in the Hole.
5 > 2 > 4 > 1 > 3, Simon saved the best for last.
#97558 Breaking Bad
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#93397 The TV Thread
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#93213 Breaking Bad
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#91929 What Was The Last Film You Saw?
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#91037 Would you guys be interested?
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#89978 The Night Thread Mk. IX
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#89974 The Night Thread Mk. IX
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#89972 General Music Thread
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#89967 The Night Thread Mk. IX
Whiskeyclone
I get the minute-long kind on an almost daily basis, sometimes recurring several times in one night. After I found out what it really was I stopped getting scared of it and I actually find it quite fascinating. It's a lucid dream of sorts.
#89801 The Night Thread Mk. IX
Whiskeyclone
#89799 What's the last thing you bought thread
Whiskeyclone
Been having the greatest runs of my life with these Saucony Type A5's. Durability is a bit dodgy, though.
#89797 The Night Thread Mk. IX
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#89794 The Night Thread Mk. IX
Whiskeyclone
I think it's hilarious - "legal" pornography as a gateway to child abuse images.
#89790 The Night Thread Mk. IX
Whiskeyclone
It's also utterly hypocritical how many adults access porn and yet try their hardest to black their kids out from such content. Is it okay to be "corroded" (quoted by Cameron himself) once you hit twenty or so? Or maybe once you've fucked someone for the first time? Would they even know how to do it?
#89789 What Are You Listening To?
Whiskeyclone
Love my J-pop.
#89784 The Night Thread Mk. IX
Whiskeyclone
#89774 Grand Theft Auto V
Whiskeyclone
I hope I will find food and shelter at NME.
#89773 What Was The Last Film You Saw?
Whiskeyclone
My bad. Then I guess it's pretty violent.