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#53906 UEFA Champions League 2012 - 2013 Thread

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14 Feb 2013 13:47:28

By JCash3000 | Permalink | On 14 February 2013 - 13:34 PM

Diego Lopez was better.

You are the new KM.

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14 Feb 2013 13:27:18

By rossiheslopi | Permalink | On 14 February 2013 - 13:07 PM

Sorry to hear about that, hope everything's okay for you

Ditto.

Fingers are crossed.

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14 Feb 2013 12:47:29

By DB | Permalink | On 14 February 2013 - 12:40 PM

Was that so you could get your 'work in a country town' shit done or just was the only job that came along?

Would anyone do fruitpicking out of choice?

I did 2 days of pulling out machine cute vines and then 1 day of cutting small vines at ground level then sacked it off.

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14 Feb 2013 12:27:20

By rossiheslopi | Permalink | On 14 February 2013 - 12:08 PM

Not gonna have a leg to stand on in court...

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14 Feb 2013 11:54:14

By Franck | Permalink | On 14 February 2013 - 11:37 AM

Oscar Pistorius has been arrested, suspected of having shot and killed his girlfriend.

Claims are that he thought she was an intruder (was 4-5am). However there has been history of domestic disturbances at the property....

Where is Poirot when you need him?

#53874 UEFA Champions League 2012 - 2013 Thread

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14 Feb 2013 09:54:05

By JCash3000 | Permalink | On 14 February 2013 - 09:26 AM

Why did no one mark CR17 when he scored ?

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#53870 What Was The Last Film You Saw?

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14 Feb 2013 09:08:45

By Mr Willy | Permalink | On 14 February 2013 - 00:04 AM

Life of Pi is shit.

I enjoyed it. Saw it in 3D. Not sold on 3D though.

#53616 The Manchester City Thread

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13 Feb 2013 15:25:50

By duckeggmoon | Permalink | On 13 February 2013 - 15:23 PM

You've put way too much thought into that.

Not really. I was asked the same question before and given the explanation.

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13 Feb 2013 15:17:24

By KEV0 | Permalink | On 13 February 2013 - 15:11 PM

The problem with brown snakes is their known to be more aggressive than other species of snake.

So the old leave them alone and they'll go away advice doesn't always work.

Taipans muthafucker.......

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13 Feb 2013 15:16:56

By Slashman X | Permalink | On 13 February 2013 - 15:02 PM

The former

Problem is, being bummed you have no control and can just be praying for it to be over/claim you were raped etc. whereas if you bum a man you have to get hard for him and really get into it to finish up. Which one is more gay?........

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13 Feb 2013 15:01:08

By Slashman X | Permalink | On 13 February 2013 - 14:59 PM

Wouldn't even need the condition added to that

Ok. Fair enough.

Next question... would you rather bum a man, or be bummed by a man? Any man, not your choice.

#53602 The Manchester City Thread

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13 Feb 2013 14:55:33

By Slashman X | Permalink | On 13 February 2013 - 13:35 PM

Dzeko is selling his signed T-shirts, worn on games against Stoke and Arsenal, on ebay. The money goes to a orphanage in Sarajevo.

Hero

If Dzeko wanted to bum you bareback and would give 1 million to charity to do it, would you accept?

#53601 UEFA Champions League 2012 - 2013 Thread

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13 Feb 2013 14:53:28

By JCash3000 | Permalink | On 13 February 2013 - 14:02 PM

You can clearly see that the Celtic player kicks the Juve player in the balls.
TWO times.

What? Where?

I really do worry about you son.

#53540 UEFA Champions League 2012 - 2013 Thread

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13 Feb 2013 12:12:56

By JCash3000 | Permalink | On 13 February 2013 - 11:41 AM

Celtic Team Statistics Juventus
0 Goals 3
0 1st Half Goals 1
7 Shots on Target 4
8 Shots off Target 1
2 Blocked Shots 5
10 Corners 4
12 Fouls 12
0 Offsides 6
3 Yellow Cards 3
0 Red Cards 0
81.6 Passing Success 80.3
23 Tackles 17
69.6 Tackles Success 88.2
53.4 Possession 46.6
66.9 Territorial Advantage 33.1
450 Total Passes 406
46 Total Crosses 8
156 Lost Balls 148
67 Recoveries 62
56.6 1st Half Poss. 43.4
48 2nd Half Poss. 52

#53528 UEFA Champions League 2012 - 2013 Thread

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13 Feb 2013 11:06:46

By duckeggmoon | Permalink | On 13 February 2013 - 09:58 AM

They would have had a penalty when the score was 0-1 and would probably be playing against ten men. That does change much.

Besides, you're clearly an idiot.

I agree. JCash, were you even watching the game? Celtic dicked on Juve for pretty much 75/80 mins of the match.

#53527 Voiceover needed for promo video for new FM related game

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13 Feb 2013 11:02:36

The only reason to have a scouser do it is to market to scousers. Problem is, scousers just steal everything so it defeats the purpose.

#53503 Voiceover needed for promo video for new FM related game

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13 Feb 2013 09:28:00

By Deano | Permalink | On 13 February 2013 - 09:14 AM

What about a raging scouser.

No-one would buy anything if the advert was done by a scouser.

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By KEV0 | Permalink | On 13 February 2013 - 04:16 AM

My Dad... Sorry typed it on my phone and mind was all fucked up at the time.

He's still in hospital... They don't know what's wrong yet either.

Hope everythings ok Kevo.

#53496 UEFA Champions League 2012 - 2013 Thread

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13 Feb 2013 09:19:58

By Hibee | Permalink | On 13 February 2013 - 07:46 AM

Their not breaking any rules so I wouldn't say it's cheating, but you're never going to get a fair play award acting like that at corners!

As I said above, Lichtsteiner got a bit carried away but the Celtic players gave as good as they got. After the first Lichy/Hooper scuffle the ref should have set the limit on what he'd allow before a corner, he never did and they went right back to it. Only a bit later did he start flashing cards despite letting them get away with the same stuff previously.

Fully blame the ref. Juve players only did it because they knew the worse would happen would be a yellow card, no pen etc. Cant blame them really. The ref wasnt strong enough to do anything about it.

Also, Lichy was breaking rules. The rule (I think 13, was on SSN this morning) is you cannot block an opponent with arms, legs or body, which is what he was doing.

#53309 English Premier League 2012/2013

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By Carroll. | Permalink | On 12 February 2013 - 16:31 PM

If we won against West Brom and then Swansea on Sunday we would have been 6 points of 4th, it was hardly no chance.

And if I won the Lotto on Saturday I would be a millionaire and could pay you to roller skate for me in a pink tutu if I wanted.

#53296 Still fucking facebook

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12 Feb 2013 16:24:04

By Slashman X | Permalink | On 12 February 2013 - 16:19 PM

Creme Eggs are disgusting as well

Definitely the first thing you think of.

#53294 The Night Thread Mk. IX

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12 Feb 2013 16:22:04

By Fantastic | Permalink | On 12 February 2013 - 15:55 PM

I'm aware of Rocco.

Gets me rock hard every time.

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12 Feb 2013 15:22:51

By Fantastic | Permalink | On 12 February 2013 - 14:28 PM

I'm going to put it in her bum.

Austria & Germany is all the same and my experiences tell me that she will be well up for it. Just remember to go bareback and try atm. "Its only smelz".

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12 Feb 2013 14:05:35

By Fantastic | Permalink | On 12 February 2013 - 13:58 PM

This Austrian girl I've gone out with a few times invited me out on Thursday because she is sick of her dating life and wants to get hammered. Thursday is Valentines Day, what am I supposed to take away from this?

Not a date, but she wants to get nailed.

#53241 The Manchester City Thread

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12 Feb 2013 13:23:20

By Slashman X | Permalink | On 12 February 2013 - 12:51 PM

Dzeko = #TopLad

Brings a tear to your eye.

Alot of footballers get involved in charity work, but alot of the time it seems very forced, either by their club or agent etc to maintain a good image. Its nice to see when people go out of their way to do stuff like this off their own back, when if he hadn't, no-one would have been any wiser.

#53205 2013 Susie FIFA Championships - Group Stage

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12 Feb 2013 09:43:56

This is worse than the Miniclip Pool Tournament.....

#53204 English Premier League 2012/2013

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12 Feb 2013 09:41:20

Spurs are a top striker or 2 and maybe 1 defender short of being a top top team.

#53201 The Night Thread Mk. IX

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By Sears | Permalink | On 11 February 2013 - 18:53 PM

First Pope to resign in 600 odd years, I bet he resigned because there's some massive corruption story that is about to be exposed in the near future. The Catholic Church is such a dirty corrupt organization. Oh and did I mention they like to rape little boys? Embarrassed and ashamed that we're a Catholic country.

Seem pretty angry there Sears.... Speaking from experience? Has the pope resigning brought it all back?

Also, Chuck Norris lives in Wisbech