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#99623 Bayern vs Chelsea - Super Cup - Live on ITV
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This is going to be Torres' year, I can feel it fo' shizzle. Even if he did shin it, it still looked great. Bayern looking dangerous but a bit disjointed.
#31863 The Relationship Thread
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What about melancholy? Or the one you get when the only space is at the urinal and all the cubicles are taken?

I like to kid myself that I fought adulterous temptations with a girl off my course but really it was just a few weeks of me idly staring at her from afar and making terrible, terrible small talk. She was my type, though her persistent quirkiness would have dragged after a while.
#25447 Who remembers Jem? (And other assorted music)
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Love a bit of the Studt. Ladder in My Tights is incredible, it's essentially third-wave feminism fucking a guitar (respectfully) and making this metronomic baby. Yeah, yeah, SHOO BE DOO.

And also:



http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110814043329/itsalwayssunny/images/thumb/b/bc/1x4_Artemis_Dennis_2.png/185px-1x4_Artemis_Dennis_2.png
"You want me to shake it?"
#13060 A bizarre encounter.
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TL; DR: I lost a game and the computer is cheeting

Also - oddly, we had a higher possession count in the away game. And Shakhtar scored every single shot on target.
#13059 A bizarre encounter.
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Honestly the weirdest two fucking games I've ever played. (Warning: this may partially be down to my own incompetence)

So, I welcome Shakhtar to the Lane in the first leg, we've sent out Anderlecht with not too many problems in the first knock-outs but it's a tricky draw. Fortunately Chygrynskyi and Fernandinho were out. I wasn't expecting this, quite a nice surprise. Mandatory Kaboul corner header because I'm a cheating bastard.

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We move onto the second leg, not anticipating too many problems I send out the fringe players, giving them the old "don't get complacent" just to make sure. It's not like I sent out a fucking youth team, Sow and Rondon cost me a pretty penny, and King/Gallas are hardly cripples (actually I'll give you Ledley on that).

Fifteen minutes in, 0-0, everything seems alright, we're riding our luck a bit but I can doze off, don't really mind losing by one or two. A relief, can rest a bit extra now, everything's going to be fine.

https://sortitoutsi.net/uploads/mirrored_images/2jZi5HJxmEqxJTcf9msMnkSPu7qOlInm319hqEoJ.png

The next thirty minutes saw my team fucking eviscerated. We're fourth in the PL, just off a good 3-1 win at Old Trafford, and suddenly, what is this....? Oh, we're 5-1 down, the defence literally just stands there and let's Shakhtar rain down on them like burly Ukrainian bukkake.

https://sortitoutsi.net/uploads/mirrored_images/5vQGOTUfq2KKXYuC83NyAoL2Uyu54HuC6Vdel69k.png

The final result was a comforting defeat. Football Manager - realism since oh five.

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#12812 The Night Thread Mk. IX
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By Sam | Permalink | On 25 October 2012 - 20:40 PM
Two days late but fuck it.

151. Delighted to remember Paul Sturrock one time managed in the Premier League. How was this allowed to happen?

Can't believe some of the names I forgot i.e. Wilkinson, Coleman, Francis, Peter Taylor etc.


195 Bloody Christian Gross.
#12559 Sporcle
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Bugger, was just going to post my 47/47 too. Here it is anyway, capitals are my specialty:

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Can never remember fucking Estonia. Tallinn, Tallinn, Tallinn. Mart Poom is not a place.
#10452 I have homework for you all
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http://scenekids.com/gallery/31252/1348325825/31252-1348325825-400.jpg

I'm Ryan..
I'm 19..
I'm Pansexual x3
That's All You Need To Know cx
Bye Hoes ;3

Fit.
#8260 The Night Thread Mk. IX
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Farming is where it's at for me.
#8242 What Are You Listening To?
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Currently, all of "Experience" by The Prodigy... fucking raver, cheesy quaver.
#8236 The Relationship Thread
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By Sam | Permalink | On 14 October 2012 - 11:57 AM
Tell me about it. I've only seen my girlfriend twice in person since we've been together.


Is it an online affair or just unlucky timing?

We were together for about three months but there was an 'atmosphere' for far longer, didn't help that she was my ex's best friend at the time. Transitioning into seeing each other once on Skype a week is a little dispiriting.
#7947 The Night Thread Mk. IX
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I was worried about the food thing before I started as well, you've just got to budget efficiently. And make a shitload of food and freeze it.

I'm currently equating the university experience with staying in one of those cushy prisons they go on about in the Daily Mail.
#7945 The Relationship Thread
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http://blogs.coventrytelegraph.net/passtheremote/sir jimmy s.jpg
Bian, yesterday

I am currently in the throes of a long-distance relationship. Which is irritating, we both click amazingly and our interests are pretty much mirrored. Sucks a bit.
#7722 It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia
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I thought it was pretty good, yeah. Season 7 was a bit hit and miss occasionally but I quite enjoyed this one, Dennis and Dee at Nazi camp

I always like Mac and Charlie episodes as well, reminded me of the earlier series.
#6482 The Lower League Thread
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Surprised it didn't happen earlier, to be honest. Probably should have gone at the end of last season.
#6385 English Premier League 2012/2013
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By Carroll. | Permalink | On 08 October 2012 - 22:48 PM
I'm not saying it's some anti-Liverpool conspiracy, just Suarez get's called up a lot more on it than other players. Oh does he really add to it on a weekly basis? Name me the last dive before Sunday's game please.


Pretty sure there was one last month, one on the first day of the season as well. But I'm loathe to get lost in the semantics of these sort of things, there's actually debating stuff and then there's just pulling up other people for being hyperbolic.
#6217 So some guy keeps calling me a massive faggot
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Oh my lordy. It's like killing an ant by throwing a nuclear bomb at it, but nonetheless...

(is that cum dripping down the waist of the third pic? Damn me and my attentive eyes. I know it's ok to be that mom but it's fine!)
#5266 Europa League 2012/13 - Now NOT Featuring Falcao
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Yep, all that three years of 'rich heritage'...

I know there is much to be said about promoting the brand but if they really wanted to enforce it, they would have to stop teams dropping players and putting out the reserves, which is pretty much unfeasible without massive criticism.