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#15045 The Relationship Thread
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By Slashman X | Permalink | On 31 October 2012 - 11:01 AM
But yeah, half your age plus 7 is the rule. 18 with 16 is grand, 18 with 15 is just feckin' creepy



Well tbh, I'm 25 and dating a 19 year old at the min so just about works out

Anyway, when I was 22 some girl blagged by head and told me she was 18 and I told her she could come back to mine. Anyway a bit of fondling about on a bench later waiting for her to decide what to do she kind of let on that she was 16. While I was finger blasting her ffs.
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By Crane | Permalink | On 31 October 2012 - 11:04 AM
Seems to be this generation that is ultra PC.



Blame the government.
#15026 The Relationship Thread
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By Sears | Permalink | On 31 October 2012 - 02:19 AM
Not sure why my posts are joining together but ...

She's 15 , so she's a bit immature so she wouldn't understand I'd say. Foreigners like their cock though ha Era I'll see what happens ... Meeting up with her tomorrow night so that should give me a better picture. Where's Deano when you need him?


Why do you need me? You need Jimmy Savile's advice in a situation like this.
#15009 The Night Thread Mk. IX
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By Obtuse | Permalink | On 30 October 2012 - 21:21 PM
Wanking your next old guy off too fast?


She was having a power flick.
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http://www.evertonfc.com/news/archive/2012/10/31/reds-skipper-retracts-comments

Stevie, stevie, stevie...

Steven Gerrard has today apologised to Everton, admitting his criticism of the Blues in the aftermath of Sunday's derby went 'too far'.

The Liverpool captain was quoted suggesting the Blues are a long-ball team, likening their approach to that of Stoke City.

The 31-year old also claimed that his team were the only side trying to play football on the day. However, having had time to reflect on the 2-2 draw, Gerrard confessed his initial assessment was over the top.

He said: “Just to clarify, I’ve watched the game again, and I’ve seen some of Everton’s matches this season, and what I said in relation to their style of play went too far.

“I was frustrated by the disallowed goal from Luis [Suarez] when I spoke and also some of the things that have been said about Luis in recent weeks which haven’t been fair in my opinion.

“As captain I have a duty to stand up for our players when I feel they are unfairly singled out.

“But it wasn’t my intention to disrespect Everton or Stoke for that matter and I certainly didn’t intend any disrespect to their manager or players.

“I have the utmost respect for David Moyes and Tony Pulis and the job they have done at their respective clubs."

Gerrard's England teammate Phil Jagielka had earlier shrugged off accusations of Everton being a long-ball side.

The stats from Sunday's game showed the Blues enjoyed more possession than their neighbours and attempted and completed more passes, with a smaller proportion of those classed as 'long passes'.

And Jagielka believes that an ability to change between styles of play has been key to the Club's strong start to the campaign.

"We've seen the comments and people are allowed to have their opinion," said the centre-half.

"We do put the ball forward quite a lot, but we do play good football as well. We like to play in the opponent's half and there's nothing wrong with that.

"We have a game plan and it's worked quite well for us as far as the league states.

"We'll keep playing exactly as we have been for the last couple of months or so."
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#14919 Capital One Cup 2012/13
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Arsenal take the first set 7-5, play stopped due to bad light and will resume on centre court tomorrow.
#14915 The England National Team
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Wonder who it was?
#14834 Disney Buys Lucasfilm
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for fucks sake.
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By Abbott | Permalink | On 30 October 2012 - 17:14 PM
Gerrard clearly on the wind-up, looks like it worked \o/


It hasn't worked tho, he's just come across as an utter moron \o/
#14667 English Premier League 2012/2013
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"Subtle" comment from a Liverpool fan on the BBC article... don't ask how i guessed.

'as a mutd fan i could not agree with gerrard more, i watched the game and neverton just wanted to hit fellani every single time. liverpool played some great football and i can see them getting top4 on that evidence. + i dont know how we beat chelsea lucky we always have the refs on our side i guess'
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http://footballdebate.lefora.com/composition/attachment/e1aca281ce1347349bc2afed753e5b7a/42903/toffee_gerrard.jpg

Still the closest he'll ever get to touching the league trophy.
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It seems like we haven't half pissed off Steven Gerrard Some of his comments are absolutely ridiculous!

"I thought we were fantastic and stood up to a team that are very similar to Stoke," said the England skipper.

"I thought we were fantastic and stood up to a team that are very similar to Stoke. Every single time they get the ball to the goalkeeper it comes in long."

"Everton are effective because they have some big, physical lads in the team.

"We had a young, small team out there who were men and stuck together.

"There was only one team who came to play football and that was us.

"Everton are not better than us."


trolololol.

They are the team that played like Stoke and for him to say we aren't better than them? He must be fearing that we slowly are getting better than them for him to come out and say that.

His comments about Phil Neville are daft as well, he dives week in week out.
#14467 The Wrestling Thread.
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Shit shit shit ending.
#14461 FIFA 13
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Got to the final, winning 2-0, then the FUCKING SERVERS DISCONNECT AND MY DNF GETS FUCKed. Thanks EA oh wait, I go and bye Papiss Cisse when it comes back on NO PLAYER AND NOW THE COINS ARE GONE

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#14436 The Mugshot Thread
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By Fantastic | Permalink | On 29 October 2012 - 19:15 PM
Deano has fish lips. It's something we've known about for a while. We don't like to point it out because he has a complex about them.


Hardly a complex, I accepted it a long long time ago. The only people who really say anything are on here or women on a night out.
#14397 The Mugshot Thread
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By jumberto | Permalink | On 29 October 2012 - 17:16 PM
You look like Tom Hardy there.


I called that on Saturday night :/

By duckeggmoon | Permalink | On 29 October 2012 - 18:50 PM
You pouting on purpose, Deano?


It's a permanent thing mate, you know cos my lips are fucking massive?
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#14157 Hurricane Sandy is going to fuck shit up
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I bet Hurricane Sandy can't wait to be like Snooki, blowing the whole east coast.
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#14125 The Wrestling Thread.
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#14103 What Was The Last Film You Saw?
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Paranormal Activity 4.

Fucking boss. lol was shit.
#13831 The Night Thread Mk. IX
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By Rick87 | Permalink | On 28 October 2012 - 15:24 PM
Pick your celebrity president

I got to John Grisham.



Don King ffs.
#13829 The Night Thread Mk. IX
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By Fantastic | Permalink | On 27 October 2012 - 19:40 PM


She's got a better chin than Amir Khan.
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Phil Neville makes my eyes bleed ffs
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By King Luis | Permalink | On 28 October 2012 - 15:01 PM
Fuck off did he mean to do that then

He clearly meant it the filthy twat.
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By Ninja | Permalink | On 28 October 2012 - 14:09 PM
Why does Baines clap every time he goes to take a corner?

Applauding the fans
#13618 English Premier League 2012/2013
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HOW THE FUCK WAS THAT A FREEKICK YOU CUNT
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Lionel Osman get the fuck in, fuck you red shite spastics.