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#2244 The Relationship Thread
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By Phoenix Arrow | Permalink | On 25 September 2012 - 23:43 PM
Hey come on now. It's a hard concept. It's like truth or dare, how are you ever meant to remember such a complex idea off the cuff?


Maybe when he's graduated (if?) he will be able to master it. Ey Bian?
#2240 The Relationship Thread
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By Bian | Permalink | On 25 September 2012 - 23:09 PM
No.

Also, if I rated her out of 10, I'd say an 8.

It was "never have I ever", can't remember what she said because even after playing it 3 times, I still don't know what the fuck the rules are.


What kind of university let you in? Not the hardest rules ever...
#2190 The University Thread
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By Crane | Permalink | On 25 September 2012 - 21:02 PM
Just realised I have £314 to last me till Xmas. Need to get a job \o/


In a similar situation, but I have an interview tomorrow for a PT job at a supermarket. Fml.
#2036 The Babe Thread.
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Never has a piece of plastic done so much for the babe thread.
#2033 Your side's greatest team since you started supporting them?
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Sorry I'm not a Premier League chappie but I'll give this a go.

http://fifa.neoseeker.com/w/i/fifa/f/f2/Bristol_City_Logo.jpg

GK - Adriano Basso (although Tom Heaton has started well)

RB - Bradley Orr
CB - Louis Carey
CB - Steven Caulker
LB - Mickey Bell

RM - Scott Murray
CM - Paul Hartley
CM - Tommy Doherty
LM - Brian Tinnion

ST - Nicky Maynard
ST - Leroy Lita

Subs
1 - Tom Heaton
2 - Liam Fontaine
3 - Greg Cunningham
4 - Richard Keogh
5 - Albert Adomah
6 - Sam Baldock
7 - Marvin Elliott
#2025 The Relationship Thread
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By Ehmo | Permalink | On 25 September 2012 - 13:42 PM
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Is that "Never have I ever"...? You're supposed to drink if you HAVE done something someone says.


This.
#1937 The Night Thread Mk. IX
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By Deano | Permalink | On 24 September 2012 - 23:12 PM
What the FUCK have I missed?!

Torri, I will put your poorly endowed Russian to shame. I would destroy your ham wallet with my 10inch purple headed yoghurt spitter of doom.


Smash the back.
#1926 The Night Thread Mk. IX
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By Carroll. | Permalink | On 24 September 2012 - 22:18 PM
Link or gtfo.


Respect your elders.
#1885 The Night Thread Mk. IX
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Why did you put this on the internet?
#1602 The Lower League Thread
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Fair enough, I was in a similar frame of mind with Keith Millen. An out-of-his-depth-coach/assistant-turned-manager too as it happens.
#1597 The Relationship Thread
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Sounds like studying in Wales after you messed your A-Levels up. That involved drink and women too.
#1590 Fitness Thread
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By Bian | Permalink | On 22 September 2012 - 20:06 PM
No, if you're playing NFL style football, it's appropriate.


How close is the contact, big boy?
#1588 The Lower League Thread
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By BR. | Permalink | On 23 September 2012 - 23:50 PM
KEAN OUT FINALLY GET HIM OUT THE F*CKING PRICK. Utter scumbag.

Please, please, please be true. Are you serious in asking why? Ask yourself why we're in this sh*thole of a league in the first place.

The time to get rid of him was May 2011 but if it happens tomorrow i'll be over the moon.


Chill bro. Tis football.
#1587 The Relationship Thread
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By Franck | Permalink | On 23 September 2012 - 23:50 PM
Yeah, people who've had (quite a bit) too much to drink sometimes black out completely.

It's a pretty obvious sign that you need to cut down on your drinking.


This.

I never drink that much nowadays, seems massively unproductive. More fun to watch the other people make a mess of themselves .
#1583 The Susie Book Club
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By Phoenix Arrow | Permalink | On 23 September 2012 - 23:06 PM
It's the name of a creature in Final Fantasy XI. They're a group of little flying things that have elemental attacks. They aggro magic so some of the stronger ones can really fuck you up if you don't see them and you're alone.


Yeah I meant this.

e·phem·er·al/əˈfem(ə)rəl/
Adjective:
Lasting for a very short time: "fashions are ephemeral".
Noun:
An ephemeral plant.
Synonyms:
transitory - transient - momentary - short-lived


And definitely not this.
#1582 The Susie Book Club
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By Tarrantino | Permalink | On 23 September 2012 - 21:30 PM
I've never even heard that word before /o\


Read more books. The irony!
#1546 The Relationship Thread
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By Bian | Permalink | On 23 September 2012 - 18:00 PM
Even if I wanted to I couldn't. I don't have protection and she's a virgin so it would've been all kinds of bad.


http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_kxF371gMSro/TNC9Dif0A3I/AAAAAAAAPpM/_PhWMQsrgH4/s1600/facepalm.jpg

Even Ratzinger is appalled.
#1538 The Susie Book Club
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A book is an ephemeral idea maaaaan.
#1349 The University Thread
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"Registration Week" looks like it's going to be pretty shit, there are four things I need to go to, all around half an hour each. That apparently needs four days.

Have to print my own certificate of registration at home, upload my own picture for my student card. Four days .
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#1347 The Night Thread Mk. IX
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By Rick87 | Permalink | On 23 September 2012 - 12:03 PM
I don't handle my whiskey too well, Makes me a violent drunk.


http://www.simplywholesale.co.uk/uploads/offers/83971-1247473921.jpg
#1319 The Relationship Thread
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By The Platypus | Permalink | On 23 September 2012 - 02:57 AM
I just imagine Bian's freakazoid sized body waking up in a human sized bed. Legs sticking out and everything. The remains of a human girl buried under his hairy Goliath esque chest.


How did her flatmates not hear her plaintive cries for help?
#1249 The Relationship Thread
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By Phoenix Arrow | Permalink | On 23 September 2012 - 00:05 AM
It's unclear, what is apparent is that she doesn't.


She's clearly filling, as yet unnamed, university entrance quotas.
#1241 The Susie Book Club
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By Tarrantino | Permalink | On 22 September 2012 - 19:21 PM
Last book I read (well, on my kindle) was Blood Guilt by Ben Cheetham. Easily the best thing I've ever read.

Just started reading the Society of Dirty Hearts, same author, he's seriously good.


Why is the Kindle not the same? The four books I listed above are all on Kindle. No copyright ftw.
#1240 The Relationship Thread
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By Rick87 | Permalink | On 22 September 2012 - 21:50 PM
I don't understand how you can't be sure if you fucked her or not.


Just do the smell test.

Pull some serious Sherlock Holmes stuff.

BTW, Bian do you have any shame?!
#1177 The Susie Book Club
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Just finished Adventures of Sherlock Holmes, Memoirs of Sherlock Holmes and Bram Stoker's Dracula, loved all of them when I really thought I wouldn't. Sadly term time is approaching so my non-subject related reading will take a massive hit, but I have started Don Quixote in the mean time.
#1062 Fitness Thread
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By Phoenix Arrow | Permalink | On 21 September 2012 - 20:52 PM
If you're from North America and gay.


So on this site, that's pretty much only Bian?
#1052 The University Thread
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By Carroll. | Permalink | On 21 September 2012 - 18:23 PM
Finally managed to cut my personal statement under 4000 characters, should stick that in the achievements section.


Can stick it next to your "I can wipe my own ass" award and your Polish A-Level.