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LvG Statement: It has been an honour to manage such a magnificent club as Manchester United FC, and in doing so, I have fulfilled a long-held ambition. I am immensely proud to have helped United win the FA Cup for the 12th time in the club's histor...

Finally. NYSE: MANU) Louis van Gaal is to leave Manchester United, with immediate effect. Executive vice chairman Ed Woodward said: "I would like to thank Louis and his staff for their excellent work in the past two years culminating in winning a r...

#MUFC either honouring or trolling Van Gaal by making his departure as drawn out and tedious as his football— Simon Bajkowski (@spbajko) May 23, 2016

Dutch newspaper De Telegraaf are reporting Zlatan Ibrahimovic has joined Manchester United.— Elko Born (@Elko_B) May 23, 2016 Fucking hell, imagine that for a double announcement.

Neil Custis has just lost his shit on Talksport. Today is a beautiful day.

Sir Bobby Charlton i 2012: "Mourinho is a reaaly good coach, but that's as far as I would go. He pontificates too much for my liking" #2pl— Kasper Wikestad (@TV2Wikestad) May 23, 2016 "Here, have a stand named after you."

By Ninja | On 23 May 2016 - 11:21 AM BSTLVG gone. Hoek, Stuivenberg and Reckers also out— Mark Ogden (@MarkOgden_) May 23, 2016 The fat man reckons official statement at 1. Edit: Fuck off Sam. Stop posting things 15 minutes before me because I ha...

So apparently a statement is due at 1pm according to 'fat man'. Looks like it's happening today. Plus Giggs supposedly isn't going to remain as backroom staff, which to be honest I'd be delighted with.

A very good read about Mourinho and United.

LVG ends his #FACupFinal press conference with a message to the press. https://t.co/hRY40Kvj0d— BT Sport Football (@btsportfootball) May 21, 2016 Journalists treating LvG like shit. Utter twats laughing.

If Mourinho ends United's 3000+ game run with youth players then I'm going to very pissed off. Other than that and his incredibly bizarre behaviour when things go wrong for him, I'm optimistic about his arrival. Mainly because he wins thin...

Unsurprisingly the media are being absolute dicks to LvG in his press conference. Let him enjoy his moment ffs.

What's also disappointing is that his press conference is going to be filled with questions regarding the Mourinho story. We've all been pretty certain that Mourinho is arriving but we've just won the cup, that's what today should be...

30 minutes after we lift the FA Cup the BBC and Telegraph are reporting Mourinho is to be appointed as our manager next week.

By Ninja | On 21 May 2016 - 20:30 PM BSTLet's all do the Pardew, nah nah nah nah!pic.twitter.com/iqSbGYTDjs— Full Time DEVILS (@FullTimeDEVILS) May 21, 2016 Didn't properly see Lingard's finish due to celebrating, what a fucking fin...

YAS!

Get the fuck in. 10 mins not to fuck this up.

Smalling you fucking idiot.

MATAAAA YA BEAUTY Ta Wazza.

Bye Louis Van Gaal. Get the fuck out.

No Daley Blind corner has led to a goal. Never. I'd rather Jones was back taking them.

So this is the ref for the FA Cup Final and CL final. Terrible.

The singer must have been a Republican. An absolute mess, and they're running late.

This isn't the fucking Super Bowl, the fuck is this shit?

Hibs win it in stoppage time! Nice one.

Palace: Hennessey; Ward, Dann, Delaney, Souare; Zaha, Cabaye, McArthur, Jedinak, Bolasie; Wickham Subs: Speroni, Kelly, Mariappa, Sako, Puncheon, Gayle, Adebayor. MUFC: De Gea, Valencia, Smalling, Blind, Rojo, Carrick, Fellaini, Mata, Rooney, Martial, Ra...

By Ninja | On 18 May 2016 - 21:59 PM BSTI cried like a little pitch when Porto robbed us in 2004 the fucking cunts. When I was what, 12? But the Europa League? Come on. Heh, that was the last match I cried at too I think, I was also 12. I'm still n...

A fully grown man. pic.twitter.com/R8hi9D04Fm— Byrne (@ByrnieTheBolt1) May 18, 2016 Haha. Great team talk from Emery.

Lovely pass that Wazza.

Haha, fuck sake.

Fucking hell. Someone is going to be sacked tomorrow and it won't be Louis Van Gaal.

A relief that nobody was hurt. Brilliant job from the stewards and police today.

Update: Experts carried out a controlled explosion at OT on what has been described as an 'incredibly lifelike explosive device'. #mufc— Manchester United (@ManUtd) May 15, 2016

5-1. Christ almighty Tottenham. Goddamn you Swansea, oh well.

Latest update: A controlled explosion has just been carried out within the stadium by bomb disposal experts at Old Trafford. More to follow.— G M Police (@gmpolice) May 15, 2016 Fuck.

2-0 Arsenal. Fucking hell Tottenham.

By Suffolk Seasider | On 15 May 2016 - 16:26 PM BSTSource on that? Daniel Taylor at The Guardian, Daily Mail, Telegraph and Andy Mitten all reporting it.

Fucking hell I one day I tried avoiding the scores I hear about this. Apparently the device was a mobile phone taped to a gas pipe with wires attached to it. Controlled explosion being planned.

Beautiful finish. .@sscnapoli's @G_Higuain makes #SerieA history in jaw-dropping style with his 36th goal of the season. https://t.co/VJFpNrVjmN— BT Sport Football (@btsportfootball) May 14, 2016

It was real. My god. Zlatan Came as a king left as a legend pic.twitter.com/2l8Blf43jW— Touchofozil (@Touchofozil) May 14, 2016

Breaking | Tonight's game between PSG vs Nantes will be stopped in the 10th minute to applaud & to pay homage to Zlatan Ibrahimovic. (C+)— Get French Football (@GFFN) May 14, 2016 Cringe.

We can win the FA Cup, and we are still in the race. How many teams can say that? Not many. Our aim was to qualify. Of course you can say Manchester United need to be champions, yes I know the expectations are like that but I don't think that is real...

Fucking Sunderland. Oh and fucking Everton. Martinez surely isn't going to stay next season. Painfully average manager.

Fuck me. Who'd have thought Daley Blind wasn't a good defender? Fucking hell. Turned this shit off.

Martial, what a fucking star.

De Gea has bottles thrown at him whilst celebrating our goal. West Ham fans remaining classy.

Nice one boys. Come on.

It'd be hilarious if we lose tonight, but we beat Bournemouth and Swansea beat City.

I know this is old news but we're a fucking shambles. If we don't get destroyed tonight I'd be surprised.

Ergh, woeful defending.