The Night Thread Mk. IX

It's freedom fries.

They are butties if you place bacon or chips in them and rolls if you don't.

Nah. Rasher roll and chip roll

Also, I've been warned never to ask for a 'sambo' outside Ireland, cos ye are all racist pricks

Chippy. No argument at all.

That's a win for chipper then \o/

EXCUSE ME?!?!?

Why the fuck would you call it a sambo

Sambo = Sandwich

Is there anything worse than getting a craving for a long discontinued food product?

How come? You pregnant, Fran?

CHIPPY.

End of.

Fish and chip shop.

So my dad has cancer.

Fucking A.

Shit man sorry to hear.

I love the fact Fran is happening.

Fuck. Fingers crossed for him that they can get rid of it.

Sorry to hear that

Thanks guys.

Still can't quite grasp that it's happening, he's had a coughing fit for some time now and in the past weeks he had also vomited and suffered headaches.
After some terrible judgement when driving my mom got him to see a GP, who then referred him to the hospital.
After a few tests, suddenly lung cancer that spread to the brain (hence the headaches).

He's due to undergo chemo, but my uncle says it's probably incurable, and they can only prolong it.

But I'm glad to see that he's still able to joke and talk, and my extended family have all been very supportive, so that's a positive of sorts.

Also, I know you guys aren't the most religious bunch, but please keep my dad in your prayers, much appreciated.

Spend as much time with him as you can mate, I'm so sorry.

I hate how fucking lazy I am.

Really sorry to hear that mate.

Snapchat is making me hate humanity.

I don't mind it when it's people I want to be 'connected' with using it.

A few bitches just don't get that being ignored doesn't mean send more shit to me and then message me on facebook.

Just seems like an even more annoying version of instagram the stupid shitty pictures friends that have it send to each other, often sitting in the same room as them, is infuriating.

Do you use it then?

Nah.

What even is it?

Why is it a problem then?

It's basically like an iPhone/android app that you send pictures to people with but they can only see it for a few seconds and then a few like very basic editing tools.

It seems to be the latest fad where you send pictures of your dinner to other people who send back inane photos of their wall or something but it's really taken it to a new level of winding me up the past few days when I've been out and about and people take pictures of literally anything instead of actually doing the thing they're taking pictures of for no reason.