Eric Portapotty

Midseason 2021/22 A great start to the season with only a blip against Future preventing us from having a perfect start. ... Then Bodden Town came along. Terrible result, made worse by my desire to chase the game instead of cutting my losses. Then Elit...

At least you lot had the highs of beating the top sides, we've had fuck all to be positive about so far

Y'all are fucked

Ole knows how to set up to defend, it's why he only managed a draw against an Emery team who was similarly cowardly.

Preseason 2021/22 A short update, but a bad one as well: Well what can I say - being slapped left, right and centre. A new-ish defensive partnership showed its teething problems, with both Cupids (Alejandro and Theron) clearly needing a lot more time...

Fucking hell

Ahahaha you're still around In any case he'll definitely win them a trophy while leaving them worse off in the end (Jerome Boateng added to their stable of 30+y/o defs anyone?) but Levy's probably going to use the fact that they're...

@bmg Where you at

End of 2020/2021 Season Apologies for the absence lads, but I've just played out the season: We had a fantastic run of wins through February and March, but other than that it has been a frustratingly inconsistent time. Oh and no draws since De...

Arsenal bosses “100%” behind Unai Emery, deny considering change or talking to candidates, plan to review in summer. Kroenkes + execs offering full support, won’t react to “noise”, feel results will improve atmos & think #AFC on right path. @TheAthlet...

I suppose there was a case made that the club needed fresh blood to start growing our financials. Too bad for us he was a fucking fraud in his time here - we consistently trailed Utd for instance in commercial deals, we signed players based off his bull...

Wenger, hands down - it's not necessarily a diss on Emery, more of my support for Arsene. I know VP might probably disagree but I'll take current Wenger back, I've always believed that he was done so dirty by that inept cunt Gazidis, and...

What is the point Oh and Leicester will absolutely tear us a new one, I have no doubt whatsoever

I ain't betting of chaos (i.e. us) My understanding was that Son is the designated backup striker? Though obviously you lot were linked with more than a few forwards as well

OLE'S AT THE WHEEL (inb4 we lose to Villa) I mean you lot didn't lose anyone and got signings (Ndombele, GLC both good additions) so why not?

Group H is EN FUEGO, as is G

November 2020 I know it's Elite and we were always going to struggle, but it was still incredibly frustrating to watch us go 3 down by the half, which flattered us such was the awfulness of our backline. Lewis so nearly hauled us back into content...

No longer a NEET baby (well from Sept 2 onwards anyway)

October 2020 Quick tip guys, don't play attacking football if the team's not familiar with it, even if the opponents are there for the taking. Dire game from the strikers, and Connolly was the most suspect in the backline with the foul that l...

Preseason 2020/21 It's the preseason we've all come to expect - friendlies with teams we'll be playing in the league, good results but not necessarily good performances. Been playing almost exclusively a Counterattacking system, which co...