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Eric Portapotty Activity

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May
1 day ago
Preseason 2034/35 We begin as we did previously, with another annoying departure: The 2nd player...
21
Apr
2 weeks ago
11
Apr
4 weeks ago
End of Season 2033/34 Let's start with some bad news: Obviously I was far too naive in thin...
04
Apr
1 month ago
North London is BLEAK rn
30
Mar
1 month ago
Midseason 2033/34 We started where we left off last season with yet another loss, and after drawi...
25
Mar
1 month ago
By DNZY 17 March 2021 - 10...
14
Mar
1 month ago
Carly Rae Jepsen and Charli XCX on repeat ad infinitum So good
14
Mar
1 month ago
Sugar Boys - End of season 2032/33 A truly abysmal start in my time here, coinciding with the co...
08
Mar
2 months ago
You know how I was talking about waiting for a manager to get sacked? Well a quick gander at the Soc...
07
Mar
2 months ago
By DNZY 25 February 2021 -...
23
Feb
2 months ago
End of Season 2031/32 3 things :- 1. You'll have noticed the lack of Jume Getamesay's...
16
Feb
2 months ago
Midseason 2031/32 [img]https://i.imgur.com/aLySDyb.png[/img] We (Juma Getamesay in particu...
01
Feb
3 months ago
(Apologies for the lack of activity, work is work and work is piling up) Preseason 2031/32 A mix...
22
Dec
4 months ago
You're much better off asking on https://champman0102.co.uk/ methinks
18
Dec
4 months ago
I'm up ... That is if I can be online when it's up ofc, timezones etc
27
Nov
5 months ago
By kingrobbo On 26 November 2020 - 21:23 PM UTCSeen some crackers over the years This will take som...
19
Nov
5 months ago
End of Season 2030/31 Only 1 loss in 9 sounds real good, until you realise we also drew 5 and eff...
18
Nov
5 months ago
They did it for FM05 or 06 iirc Can't imagine it being too much fun tbh, always found it diffi...
07
Nov
6 months ago
By Footygamer On 05 November 2020 - 03:22 AM UTCDo you mean the pre FM2012 stuff? Yeah - I know they...
04
Nov
6 months ago
Cor, this looks really good, props Any way to access the old old site archive though? I know it was...
12
Oct
6 months ago
No way you can leave out Pato tbh
06
Oct
7 months ago
Partey That is all
03
Oct
7 months ago
Damn was your experience at Dinamo that bad?
11
Sep
7 months ago
Midseason 2030/31 A far less convincing start compared to last season, as I (rather naively) persisted with the 3-5-2 that had served us well in the cup, despite significant absences to Andargachew Kadir and Juma Getamesay. Despite playing most of our...
31
Aug
8 months ago
I'll have you know Arsenal Women were the last team alright
17
Aug
8 months ago
Aged brilliantly
09
Aug
9 months ago
Preseason 2030/31 Preseason this time round was a mixed bag, as we tried alternatives to last season's 4-4-2, which was really effective in playing on the break but was found wanting when trying to break defences down. The priority was to take adv...
07
Aug
9 months ago
Fulham going up reeks of meh tbh, they didn't do shit the last time they were up and I'd be surprised if anything's changed since then
24
Jul
9 months ago
End of Season 2029/30 Way to crash the season eh. Right as we started the 2nd half of the campaign, boom a thrashing at the hands of a midtable Sahafi. What followed were 2 more defeats at the hands of title challengers Banaadir and Heegan. We gathered...
19
Jul
9 months ago
Somehow after a fucking car crash of the season we've managed to beat Citeh and reach the final, based Arteta
16
Jul
9 months ago
HAHAHAHA CALLED IT, GET IN
27
Jun
10 months ago
"Midseason" 2029/30 First stop was international duty with the Northern Marianas, with a couple of friendlies to gear ourselves up for the Pacific Mini Games. Not an encouraging 1st game, losing to Eritrea with our wide 4-3-3 being worryingly i...
27
Jun
10 months ago
I've never actually used that ultimatum option, you had balls for going all the way. Wait to see if the Dinamo manager does move clubs, then maybe apply for that? Try to get them back to the top.
23
Jun
10 months ago
Why do you do this to me In other news, bottom half hype train choo choo
18
Jun
10 months ago
Imagine waking up at 3 to watch this game, I didn't Imagine caring about football
12
Jun
10 months ago
Somalie Cup 2029/30 Well, yikes. A game against last season's relegated team and we were comfortably outplayed. Admittedly I'd set the team up to play on the counter (in anticipation of getting beaten in the league, so I did call it in a way)...
12
Jun
10 months ago
My days, you've finally gotten yourself out of that Georgian prison, congrats
06
Jun
11 months ago
Preseason 2029/30 So, Gaadiika: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gaadiidka_FC There's next to nothing about them online, other than they're a Somalian club - well if nothing else I can at least provide some insight on the players that we have:...
01
Jun
11 months ago
Haha, thanks man! -------------------------------------------------------- Off Season 2029/30 A final hurrah for us before we go our separate ways. And I have departed indeed. Absolute hilarity that the club could come back begging for me though...
31
May
11 months ago
Haha why? I mean yeah, they're top dogs and all, but at least we did one over them already. ------------------------------------------------------------------ End of Season 2028/29 As expected, we dominated the game and came away with 2 goals....
30
May
11 months ago
Playoffs 2028/29 Oooooo revenge is sweet - dominated them at home, and aside from the (admittedly frequent) counterattacks we weren't looking like relinquishing the lead, even if it took us a bit late to add some gloss to the scoreline. Could&#039...
29
May
11 months ago
Regular Season 2028/29 26 shots and only 3 on target speaks for itself, not to mention the 3 times as struck the woodwork. That said we probably won't ever be as comfortable against Lyford Cay, and that we eventually did score for the win was the...
28
May
11 months ago
Preseason 2028/29 We'll start with the conclusion to the takeover 'saga': Well.... How can I summarize this: Good - I'm not sacked Bad - They rejected my request for new facilities Good - They're basically Ed Woodwards Bad...
25
May
11 months ago
End of Season 2027/28 Given how our league campaign ended with a whimper, it was only apt that our Cup ended in similar fashion. 1st XI, proactive mentality, all the works against a relegated team, and we go out on penalties - par for the course then....
25
May
11 months ago
Championship Playoffs 2027/28 Well that's a terrible start for our playoff campaign. We prioritised stifling their front 3 again but couldn't get our own attack going, and while we did keep their attack quiet in open play we then let all that...
23
May
11 months ago
Regular Season 2027/28 We dominated the game, got only 1 goal for it, but most importantly also secured the 3 points in an opening day win (finally too, apparently - last time the team won an opening game was 7 seasons ago). Well that was a real dow...
22
May
11 months ago
Preseason 2027/28 Look at that disrespect to the Cup winners, shocking. We'll be looking to add that that boost this season, thank you very much. Well at least we've been given credit for our survival in the league, so there's that...
20
May
11 months ago
End Of Season 2026/27 1st round went about as expected, and COB didn't put up too much of a fight. Meeting a lower league side in Breezes Eagles prompted me to rest most of the squad who had just beaten COB 3 days before. Nearly paid for it in...
18
May
11 months ago
Relegation Playoffs 2026/27 Tight win against COB who managed to be worse than us somehow. Could've been more comfortable given our chances and the late penalty, but hey credit to the team for holding its nerve to the end. We couldn't cont...
16
May
11 months ago
Time to dust off this old thing... Does anyone have any advice on learning German? I've been using Duolingo only so far, but I've heard that it's not a sustainable tool for long-term learning.