Eric Portapotty

OLE'S AT THE WHEEL (inb4 we lose to Villa) I mean you lot didn't lose anyone and got signings (Ndombele, GLC both good additions) so why not?

Group H is EN FUEGO, as is G

November 2020 I know it's Elite and we were always going to struggle, but it was still incredibly frustrating to watch us go 3 down by the half, which flattered us such was the awfulness of our backline. Lewis so nearly hauled us back into content...

No longer a NEET baby (well from Sept 2 onwards anyway)

October 2020 Quick tip guys, don't play attacking football if the team's not familiar with it, even if the opponents are there for the taking. Dire game from the strikers, and Connolly was the most suspect in the backline with the foul that l...

Preseason 2020/21 It's the preseason we've all come to expect - friendlies with teams we'll be playing in the league, good results but not necessarily good performances. Been playing almost exclusively a Counterattacking system, which co...

@terriersmad everything I've read about Siewert in his time here points to him being incredibly confrontational I have to say, would be amazed if he lasts the month let alone the season

They were stern indeed...

End of Season 2019/20 CIFA FA Cup We weren't to have the fairytale run of the President's Cup repeated here, and unfortunately it's probably shown again that Martin Hernandez is levels below Leighton Coleman - both goals were arguably p...

Damn you've got a serious Midas Touch on this, keep it up

You've jinxed it lol I can't see this being anything other than a wake-up call for them tbh, they've always had the ability but the mentality is lacking

Commiserations mate, but your career moves onwards regardless doesn't it, a new club it is

Can you still spend outrageous sums of money in China?

April 2020 CIFA FA Cup We started very well, as our strike pair gave us a 2-goal lead in under 2 minutes, but a lack of communication led to Connolly's own goal and a bit of nerves about us. Barnett added a goal to his earlier assist for a (yet a...

March 2020 President's Cup Final It was a cautious start from both sides and it was looking like we'd go into the break goalless, but for a run and cross down the left from Barnett, which Thomas unfortunately diverted into his own net. We ca...

February 2020 It's Cup month apparently, so we'll go through that first: President's Cup Bit of an odd game - scored with our first attack, sat back as their midfield 5 dominated ours but failed to break through, then blew our chance t...

Oooh nice work getting promoted with only half a season to work with! Though if that Tuasamu bloke is indeed your best then you'll definitely need some serious reinforcement to stay up imo

Yeah that's flames Wouldn't mind copping one of those sash kits though tbfh

January 2020 OOOHH, a fantastic victory over a surprisingly under-par Elite. Ian Barnett was on absolute fire, delivering the corner for Robinson-Rivers' opening goal, before getting his own to seal the game. Easily the deadest game in the save...

December 2019 I'm just sick of having Andre Wilson at the club to be honest. Plays poorly the whole match, get a lucky penalty, scores, and we find ourselves back into the game. Continue to play poorly, gets another penalty and a chance to be a he...