So Rafa's gone to China, the Bin Zayed takeover talks have stalled, and last season's 1st and 2nd top scorers have left the club. Who's the best man to save the club? Steve Bruce? Big Sam? Mike Ashley himself? In a surprise move, Mike Ashley has hired a 25 year old American undergraduate (I'm really 20) who's previous job experience includes sweeping movie theaters and delivering sandwiches.