Trump in the UK

Well, we all know Trump means something different over here but the obnoxious bag of hot air is still showing he will play it the same wherever he goes.

Currently, we're the lucky ones to be at the centre of his focus - until some porn star catches his eye. The fuck up of Brexit is now being enlarged by his aides realisation that May will be desperate to get a trade deal agreed with him in some vain attempt to show any sign of competence. This will inevitably fail though and hopefully she will face vote of no confidence, leading to a general election race between Corbyn and Boris in another farce of shall we try push through a Brexit deal or crawl back to EU on our bellies.

Getting a bit ahead of myself there; let's all enjoy the show of the Trump balloon and comb-over Dalek whilst it's in town and spare a thought for the poor coppers who have to spend the night on a sports hall floor to accommodate all of this.