How do you know if you're addicted to Football Manager?

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If you have to ask you already know the answer.

When you spend more time tweaking the game to get it “perfect” than you do playing it and waking at 3am thinking about a replacement for your ageing right wing back

When your wife walks out on you and you don't notice for two weeks.

When all you can think about is young 15/16 year old boys from random countries around the world

Sounds great, I must play more

I would rephrase that if I was you, could be read very differently