Sefhampton

Sef, Dutch electro hip-hop artist takes over Southampton. He introduces funk, soul and a 808 bass to the club, and also a ridiculous 4-6-0 formation which he found on the internet, whilst searching for MDMA.
He then wrote a diary about his time in England, after he was caught by the police selling drugs on Brighton Docks.
He ate most of it, but this is what is left.