Barclays Premier League 2013/14

Meyler gets away with it. No action to be taken. Prick.

Do we like Dzeko again now?

'Referee Craig Pawson confirmed he did see the incident meaning there is no way the FA can take retrospective action on Meyler.'

Pawson's fucking useless.

Norwich City FC have to better West Bromwich Albion's result on Sunday and score 17 goals minimum to stand any chance of staying up in the Premier League.

Or if you prefer - if the Baggies lost by eight goals, Norwich would only need to win by nine.

Do we like Dzeko again now?

Yeah, good luck with that.

Meh, thought Yaya and Silva were pretty poor for the majority of the game

I wouldn't be too surprised to see Swansea go down next season if Bony leaves. Monk hasn't convinced, really.

Right, I'm now convinced that Gary Monk is actually Alan Tudyk rehearsing for an upcoming role

Am I alone in thinking Bony isn't that good? He's a good goalscorer but he doesn't seem to offer that much else.

Premier League chief Richard ­Scudamore’s sexist views are today exposed by his former PA.

She reveals how the boss who publicly backs women’s football exchanged sleazy emails with senior colleagues in which females were referred to as “gash”.

In one message, married Scudamore told a lawyer friend who works on behalf of th Premier League to keep a woman colleague they nicknamed Edna “off your shaft”.

And in another he said: “I had a girlfriend once called double decker… happy for you to play upstairs, but her Dad got angry if you went below”. He also mocked “female ­irrationality” and forwarded one joke from a pal about a prince who “banged skinny big t****d broads”. Scudamore – who will be at Manchester City’s Etihad Stadium today for their expected crowning as Premier League champions – likes to be seen as a champion of equality in the game.

He has joined forces with the FA and Sports England to promote a new FA Women and Girls programme with a £2.4million investment over two years.

The soccer boss has publicly claimed the league strives to be at “the leading edge” of the “whole equality agenda”.

But his former PA saw another side to 54-year-old Scudamore who earns more than £1million a year. She told the Sunday Mirror his emails were sent to her ­automatically while she was working for him at the Premier League last October so she could arrange his diary.

In other news anyone who takes a banner to a football match, is an absolute prick. Desperate to get on Sky and MOTD.