Franck
18 years ago
3 days ago
4,255
A new tournament, a new Twatball league.

Same story as usual, fantasy football with a twist. Pick a team of the biggest twats in the tournament, get points for every goal they concede, every card they take, every penalty they cause and every own-goal they score.

Be advised that you can't make any changes in your team once you've selected it, so it may be wise to wait until the tournament gets closer before you pick yours.
Sheriff Skacel
10 years ago
9 months ago
940
Premium
Can I pick you?
Franck
18 years ago
3 days ago
4,255
I'm afraid I didn't make the World Cup.
TomDixon77
18 years ago
1 week ago
911
By the way, there's an actual prize this time around.
Franck
18 years ago
3 days ago
4,255
Thinking the Iranian team is going to get absolutely destroyed in the group stage so I want to pick players from them, but I have no idea who starts for them.
KEZ_7
18 years ago
1 week ago
1,884
I'm in and it appears I've picked a 4-1-5
George14brfc
13 years ago
4 years ago
3,912
Thinking the Iranian team is going to get absolutely destroyed in the group stage so I want to pick players from them, but I have no idea who starts for them.

ha ha same problem as me!
George14brfc
13 years ago
4 years ago
3,912
Izzeddine Doukha Algeria (0)

Patrice Evra France (0) Pepe Portugal (0) David Luiz Brazil (0)

Nani Portugal (0) Ji Dongwon South Korea (0) Lee Chungyong South Korea (0) Sami Khedira Germany (0)

Luis Suárez Uruguay (0) Jozy Altidore USA (0) Pavel Pogrebnyak Russia (0)
Franck
18 years ago
3 days ago
4,255
Not long left before the registration closes. If you haven't entered a team yet you better hurry up and do so!
Eric Portapotty
15 years ago
1 month ago
3,324
Premium
Thank you based Palacios
Based Jorge
11 years ago
4 years ago
1,399
Palacios is the twatball champion of 2014.
Eric Portapotty
15 years ago
1 month ago
3,324
Premium
George14brfc
13 years ago
4 years ago
3,912
I have Pepe in my team
Eric Portapotty
15 years ago
1 month ago
3,324
Premium
Problem now is all my proper twats look like they aren't going through to the knockout rounds, and those who will don't play; even picked Ramos to try and counter this ffs.
TomDixon77
18 years ago
1 week ago
911
The guy who's currently in the lead of the whole thing looks like he's going for the run and hide approach as pretty much all of his team are going out in the group stage
Eric Portapotty
15 years ago
1 month ago
3,324
Premium
That'll be me. Oh that guy...
Eric Portapotty
15 years ago
1 month ago
3,324
Premium
Franck's gonna win this if Italy go through.

Him or Jonas.
George14brfc
13 years ago
4 years ago
3,912
Surely I have to get points for the Suarez bite!
Eric Portapotty
15 years ago
1 month ago
3,324
Premium
You do, 10 in fact!

Brave call tbh, on selecting him.
Based Jorge
11 years ago
4 years ago
1,399
My strategy flopped.
Jonas
18 years ago
4 years ago
1,380
Iran just scored their first goal... 10 points out the window there. /o\
George14brfc
13 years ago
4 years ago
3,912
You do, 10 in fact!

Brave call tbh, on selecting him.

Thats good!

ha ha it was can't pick a twatball team without Suarez though
Eric Portapotty
15 years ago
1 month ago
3,324
Premium
TomDixon77
18 years ago
1 week ago
911
There may be more Suarez points, it depends on what FIFA do. Also, Boateng and Muntari kicked out! Top twatting, lads!
TomDixon77
18 years ago
1 week ago
911
Bloody hell, 60 points for Suarez
Jonas
18 years ago
4 years ago
1,380
In hindsight I should have picked more twats to my team, tried playing safe by picking guys who either get booked easily or get beaten heavely cos they're playing for a shit team. Argentina better start using Demichelis soon so he can cause some twatness!
Eric Portapotty
15 years ago
1 month ago
3,324
Premium
Congrats to Jonas, runaway winner.

2nd
KEZ_7
18 years ago
1 week ago
1,884

Not sure what this was for?

How did I do, can't get onto the site due to work blacklist...it let me on to set up my team etc then it must have realised the URL
Eric Portapotty
15 years ago
1 month ago
3,324
Premium
Not sure what this was for?

How did I do, can't get onto the site due to work blacklist...it let me on to set up my team etc then it must have realised the URL

I think it was after the group stage where you were top but most of your XI was out.

https://sortitoutsi.net/uploads/mirrored_images/ddK5K8GcOUCjQLWCi1N5M0qBS9LXnQRCDmupfiyZ.png

6th

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