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#2161 The Scandinavian Football Thread
Franck
#2042 The Scandinavian Football Thread
Franck
Hopefully we'll see a big crowd. Should be a lot more people watching us tonight in the third tier than there will be at any Häcken home game* this season, and they are in a title race.
*Excluding travelling away fans, obviously.
#2034 Your side's greatest team since you started supporting them?
Franck
#1994 What Are You Listening To?
Franck
#1923 The Night Thread Mk. IX
Franck
She knows too much about hockey to be a KM alias.
#1912 The Night Thread Mk. IX
Franck
Are abortions not legal in Slovakia?
She's clearly cheating on you. Probably with that Russian bloke.
#1907 The Night Thread Mk. IX
Franck
Pregnancy is temporary, herpes is permanent.
That fat slag?
#1902 The Night Thread Mk. IX
Franck
By the sounds of it, you'd probably find the Russian and some of the Czech and Hungarian girls to be more up your alley than the British and the Americans.
#1898 The Night Thread Mk. IX
Franck
There are pornstars out there with all kinds of looks, including the one you described.
They don't all look like Jenna Jameson you know.
#1892 The Night Thread Mk. IX
Franck
Don't have any room for rapists. If there are any aspiring female pornstars though...
Women place much less emphasis on physical appearance than men do.
I'm not saying that having a body straight out of a beefcake calendar wouldn't be an advantage, but a man with mediocre looks has a much, much bigger chance of attracting a beautiful woman than the reverse.
#1883 The Night Thread Mk. IX
Franck
Fun fact I learned a few days ago:
In Sweden it is 100% legal to secretly film someone having sex, provided that the camera is either in your own private property or in public property.
In other words you are perfectly free to either install a hidden camera in your bedroom and film your own sexual conquests or to film your neighbours through their window.
Making the video available to the public might be libellous, however.
#1879 The Night Thread Mk. IX
Franck
Another good thing about being a man, you don't really need to be attractive.
#1871 The Night Thread Mk. IX
Franck
Ouch.
#1854 The Night Thread Mk. IX
Franck
I much preferred the story about the guy who put water in someone's shoes, but this is indeed pretty good.
#1851 The Politics Thread
Franck
#1842 The Night Thread Mk. IX
Franck
The guy in the glasses?
#1832 Earbud Suggestions
Franck
I've also got a pretty good memory, once something actually gets in there, it stays.
#1827 The Night Thread Mk. IX
Franck
Considering the image I have in my head that may have permanently ruined Eastern European porn for me won't go away, yes, yes I did.
#1821 The Politics Thread
Franck
Is that a general question or is it for PA only?
#1818 The Night Thread Mk. IX
Franck
He wouldn't be a very good pick-up artist/player if he couldn't get girls to like him, especially young and inexperienced girls like yourself.
I don't like that you ignored my post though:
#1816 Earbud Suggestions
Franck
#1808 Team of the last 5 years
Franck
It should be pointed out that hardly any of those players careers at this club overlap. A fair few talented players passed through for a season or two from the late 90's until 2006 when all hell broke loose, Johan Elmander and Brynjar Gunnarsson being the first to come to my mind.
I guess the hope is that both Elmander and Ailton will come back at some point, Elmander has given some pretty strong hints at a comeback over the past few years, saying we're the only Swedish club he'd play for and Ailton has said that he's open to a comeback at some point in the future, provided we make it back to Allsvenskan. If we can get our finances in order I wouldn't rule out seeing them both back once their current deals in Turkey and Russia run out.
#1805 The Night Thread Mk. IX
Franck
You haven't just banged some male porn star, have you?
#1800 The Night Thread Mk. IX
Franck
She's a woman. There's some endorphins or something released in their bodies when they have sex that gives them warm, fuzzy feelings for the guy banging them.
I'm sure Deano would be more than happy to prove you wrong.
#1797 Team of the last 5 years
Franck
Awright, a flat 4-3-3, FM-style:
Ola Toivonen - Markus Johanesson - Magnus Källander
Anders Prytz - Valter Tomaz Jr. -David Leinar - Björn Anklev
Dick Last
Leinar is there mostly because I felt I had to have someone from the current team there and because I struggled to remember any noteworthy centre backs beyond Valter.
Anyway, it's safe to say that team could have walked home the Allsvenskan title at any point between 2004 and 2008. The defence is weak, but no one would have been able to deal with that midfield and those forwards.
#1785 The Night Thread Mk. IX
Franck
So basically, you've just slept with an older version of Deano?
#1783 The Night Thread Mk. IX
Franck
Jealous that you got a willie instead of a cunt, are you?
Just think of all the times in your long (lol, old fart) life that you've taken a piss standing up. It's the ultimate proof of males evolutionary superiority.
#1775 The Night Thread Mk. IX
Franck
She had a threesome with her friend and a much older, married Russian guy while she was absolutely pished and she doesn't regret it.
That's how I interpreted it anyway.
#1772 The Night Thread Mk. IX
Franck
So that's what being a girl is like?
#1771 Team of the last 5 years
Franck
Now, if it was the last 10 years it'd be more interesting as I could have picked from the good teams we had at the start of the last decade.