Malkovich. Malkovich Malkovich Malkovich, Malkovich. Malkovich? Malkovich, Malkovich Malkovich. Malkovich! Malkovich? Malkovich Malkovich Malkovich. Malkovich, Malkovich, Malkovich, Malkovich... Malkovich. Malkovich Malkovich, Malkovich. Malkovich? Malkovich, Malkovich Malkovich. Malkovich!

#164445 What Was The Last Film You Saw?

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Being John Malkovich.

I feel like someone just rammed a giant cock into my brain.

#164444 New four-point plan to boost England football

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08 May 2014 23:09:59

I'm sure fans of Rochdale, Wycombe or Plymouth will revel in the opportunity to play in front of 30 paid spectators at Carrington.

#164316 Transfer Rumours 2013/14

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By Slashman X | On 08 May 2014 - 17:38 PM

He'll never move

https://sortitoutsi.net/uploads/mirrored_images/QLrK5Ybbs5QSCicGzUbUUB3YRPczSZyyrjLi2PjV.gif

#164313 New four-point plan to boost England football

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08 May 2014 17:20:50

What exactly have Rio Ferdinand and Danny Mills done to be included in a panel like that?

#164001 The Night Thread Mk. IX

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By Eric Portapotty | On 07 May 2014 - 18:08 PM

Finished my 3rd day of 10-hour shifts in my new workplace, hearing the soundtrack of Frozen for hours on end is fucking doing my head in.

Fuck Frozen, fuck the people trying to milk this shit dry, and fuck the parents who are willing to spend good money on its merchandise.

Murder/suicide is the only solution.

#164000 Old Trafford Lounge

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By Ninja | On 05 May 2014 - 11:19 AM

Also, at the risk of provoking a shit storm, we're a bigger draw than Liverpool, certainly in mainland Europe (less certainly in Scandanavia)

Manchester United is the most popular football club in Sweden, with more fans than any local club. Liverpool are probably more popular in Norway, but not by much.

#163923 The French Football Thread

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By Tommo. | On 07 May 2014 - 13:38 PM

Anyone know who this Helena Costa Clermont Foot have made manager?

Not anything beyond what was written in the BBC and The Guardian articles about her appointment.

Should be interesting to follow none the less.

#163695 Barclays Premier League 2013/14

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By Ninja | On 06 May 2014 - 20:37 PM

American adverts are appalling.

#163632 Barclays Premier League 2013/14

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06 May 2014 16:00:30

Don't think a loan limit would work. Rich clubs would just copy the Udinese-model and get satellite clubs to "buy" the players.

#163617 Barclays Premier League 2013/14

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By Ninja | On 06 May 2014 - 17:17 PM

As long as they start suffieiciently low enough and earn promotion through usual channels who is being disrespected exactly?

Do you honestly think the proponents of such a system would be okay with the B-teams starting play at the very bottom of the pyramid?

#163294 The Night Thread Mk. IX

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05 May 2014 20:22:27

Got my results from the SweSAT today. Scored a perfect 20/20 on the English reading comprehension.

I absolutely fucked up the maths section of the test though, as expected.

#163059 The Night Thread Mk. IX

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By Fantastic | On 05 May 2014 - 09:58 AM

Had a great last six hours:

Need to cut the fat off it, down to maybe 70-80,000 words, but I'm kind of, almost, maybe happy with the ending. I have spent a while umming and ahhing over it.

Good job!

#162886 Transfer Rumours 2013/14

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By Jaygull | On 04 May 2014 - 19:54 PM

5million euros is a stupidly small transfer fee considering he's on a 5-year deal, but I suppose no-one else is willing to pay his wages. I would actually be disappointed as I like Nani, and think he would suit a Van Gaal 4-4-3 quite well.

I don't think United will be allowed to play with 12 players on the pitch just because Van Gaal is the manager.

#162451 The randomness of simulation: a test

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03 May 2014 11:08:58

Could try the 4-2-4 I created with Villa.

#162298 Transfer Rumours 2013/14

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02 May 2014 14:59:54

By .verse | On 02 May 2014 - 10:01 AM

Few reports making the rounds saying that Diego Costa to Chelsea is a done deal for £35m on a 5 year deal worth about £150k p/w, and was completed soon after the CL second leg.

Pfft, what a step down!

#161989 2014/15 Kit Thread

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01 May 2014 10:43:40

Can always trust the Bundesliga clubs to put out some horrendous kits, in this case the new Borussia Mönchengladbach kit:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BmixAy7IYAApDdZ.jpg:large

#161803 The Night Thread Mk. IX

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30 Apr 2014 17:51:32

You must've impregnated half of Liverpool by now.

#161541 Old Trafford Lounge

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29 Apr 2014 19:30:28

There's a reason why he uses his mother's maiden name.

#161540 The Night Thread Mk. IX

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By DB | On 29 April 2014 - 15:46 PM

Anyone here that has done some managerial accounting that could provide some help?

I have some very basic knowledge of accounting. What is it you want to know?

#161085 Game of Thrones

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28 Apr 2014 06:28:56

So the White Walkers are literally baby snatchers? Cool!

#160707 The Susie Book Club

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27 Apr 2014 08:20:21

Finished Bret Easton Ellis' Less Than Zero yesterday, quick, easy read where little happens until the last 35 pages or so. Really good, especially when you consider Ellis was only 19 when he wrote it.

#160706 Susie FC

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6 goals and a 7,06 average rating, seems I've broken through properly.

#160339 The TV Thread

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26 Apr 2014 06:13:33

The US version of Shameless is awesome.

#160213 Rob...

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25 Apr 2014 18:02:49

Was the exchange of gentlemanly fluids involved?

#160180 The Night Thread Mk. IX

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By DB | On 25 April 2014 - 18:57 PM

Was a tongue in cheek comment. Never actually done it lol.

I've been abusing mandy for far to long to make any sort of comment on how drugs can't be addicting.

Poe's law strikes again.

And as someone not entirely up to date on Ozzie street slang, what the hell is mandy?

#160155 The Night Thread Mk. IX

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By Fantastic | On 25 April 2014 - 17:23 PM

Zero cravings and no interest in trying it again. And I smoke a couple of rocks too. I'd imagine the purity is toned down a great amount given the distance it's had to travel to get here but it didn't strike me as something particularly pleasant, not to mention the social stigma of smoking meth would rapidly preclude me from most gatherings.

2/10

Thank you for putting your health and social status at risk to bring us this most valuable consumer advice!

#160093 The Night Thread Mk. IX

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25 Apr 2014 14:04:48

I just accidentally learned how to whistle with my nose...