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#84057 Confederations Cup 2013

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24 Jun 2013 00:09:30

Spain v Italy should be a really good game.

#84056 The Lower League Thread

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24 Jun 2013 00:05:27

So have they revealed what he's been sacked for yet?

#84054 Barclays Premier League 2013/14

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24 Jun 2013 00:05:09

By Esprit Vanilla | Permalink | On 23 June 2013 - 20:49 PM

Midfielder Brett Holman has left Aston Villa by mutual consent and is set to join Dubai club Al Nasr.

Not surprising that really considering he's shit.

#84053 The Night Thread Mk. IX

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24 Jun 2013 00:03:56

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_IwIxwp1K8eQ/TMd_sYAKrRI/AAAAAAAAAd8/aEKbZxyavLw/s1600/barack_obama_slurpee.jpg

#84052 Surveillance Camera Man

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24 Jun 2013 00:02:12

Cunt.

#84049 Newcastle Thread

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23 Jun 2013 22:44:42

Joe Kinnear lost the plot after leaving Wimbledon.

He's never been the same.

#83814 Cats Meow Karaoke

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22 Jun 2013 21:20:01

By Vercoe | Permalink | On 23 June 2013 - 07:18 AM

Then bring on another Oh goody, a drunken slutty white girl!

NOTHING WRONG WITH THAT!!

#83797 Cats Meow Karaoke

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22 Jun 2013 21:02:40

Confederations Cup games are over and now I can watch this in peace.

EDIT: Chap on stage looks like Ric Flair.

#83795 Confederations Cup 2013

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22 Jun 2013 20:57:26

I imagine Spain will tear that Brazilian team apart in the final.

EDIT: Also really hope Hernandez gets a go at United next season, he's looked good during this tournament and scored two against Japan tonight before missing a penalty and then smashing the rebound off the bar.

#83787 Confederations Cup 2013

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22 Jun 2013 20:12:27

Fab touch there by Balotelli for that goal.

#83782 Cats Meow Karaoke

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22 Jun 2013 19:56:06

They'll start charging us soon.

#83762 What Are You Listening To?

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22 Jun 2013 18:15:37

#83760 English Premier League 2012/2013

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22 Jun 2013 17:48:10

Almost certain Sky or the Premier League did try the pay to watch a certain match back in like 2000 or 2001 when I was still living back in Ireland. It was frustrating as fuck because it'd always have the likes of Arsenal, United and Liverpool on it, so the bigger teams games you'd have to pay to watch.

#83595 The Night Thread Mk. IX

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22 Jun 2013 04:40:29

By Fantastic | Permalink | On 22 June 2013 - 14:15 PM

SLUTS!

At least three on stage right now!!

#83587 The Night Thread Mk. IX

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22 Jun 2013 03:39:48

Do the people there know there is an earthcam in the place?

#83571 What Was The Last Film You Saw?

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22 Jun 2013 00:37:33

#83568 Old Trafford Lounge

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#83548 Old Trafford Lounge

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21 Jun 2013 21:32:03

#83545 The Night Thread Mk. IX

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21 Jun 2013 21:12:48

This kid should do the lotto.

#83537 The Night Thread Mk. IX

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21 Jun 2013 20:20:49

A lot more acceptable if it's happy hour.

#83532 The Night Thread Mk. IX

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21 Jun 2013 20:10:21

What type of person goes to a karaoke bar during the day??

#83528 The Night Thread Mk. IX

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21 Jun 2013 20:05:18

Watching that proves I'm doing nothing worthwhile with my life!!

#83440 The General Games Discussion Thread.

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21 Jun 2013 11:46:13

By King Luis | Permalink | On 21 June 2013 - 21:07 PM

Not like Xbox's marketing & PR to be so shit...Oh wait.

I wonder how many people suddenly went and preordered the Xbox One just because they sacked the DRM stuff, Sadly its probably quite a lot of people.

I've seen a few people go out and do that on Facebook, but I think a lot of people will stick with the PS4 after what Xbox did.

#83436 Newcastle Thread

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21 Jun 2013 11:43:01

By Fantastic | Permalink | On 21 June 2013 - 20:08 PM

Prologue

Joe Kinnear sat back and looked at his reflection in the three manager of the year trophies resting on top of his Tuscan marble mantlepiece. He could see the sweat dripping down his toned body after his workout, the small hand towel wrapped around his waist was damp. He whipped it off and sniffed the material. It smelled like success, he thought to himself.

He began drying the inside of his thighs while looking at one of the many photos of himself with Robbie Earle. He remembered he had to pick up some flowers for Robbie's wife before they went to TGI Friday tomorrow, which Joe Kinnear had noted to himself was extremely ironic because tomorrow was Wednesday.

Joe KInnear was distracted from toweling his groin by the sound of his Bang & Olufsen Beocom 6000 telephone ringing. He had won the telephone after achieving the highest judge's rating at the karaoke contest he participated in while studying for his UEFA B License in Geneva, Switzerland. Switzerland was one of the many places Joe Kinnear had visited in his years of service to the game of football, a game which he was extremely knowledgeable about.

"Yeah," said Joe Kinnear, picking up the phone and running his hand through his tousled silver locks. "Who is this?"

"Hello sir," said the voice at the other end of the line. "I'm calling with regards to a PPI claim you can ma--"

"Listen here, you cunt," Joe Kinnear said, his grip tightening around the phone. "Fucking do one before I come round your manor and rip out your heart."

He aggressively thumbed the hang up button and sheathed the Bang & Olufsen Beocom 6000 back in it's charging dock. He was seething, he hated those nuisance calls and despite having applied to be placed on the Telephone Preference Service he was still receiving them. Besides, he'd already claimed back the PPI he was owed and the money had been spent wisely on a new tanning bed with built in digital radio and back massager.

The Bang & Olufsen Beocom 6000 began ringing again. Joe Kinnear turned to face it, a film of sweat spraying into the air as his shoulders moved. Each ring was reverberating inside his body, causing his heavily moisturised skin to shudder. He picked up the phone.

"Oi cunt," he said, holding the receiver to his mouth. "I thought I fucking told you to do one."

"Joe Kinnear, Joe Kinnear," said the caller. "It's Mike Ashley."

"Mike Ashley?" asked Joe Kinnear.

"Yeah, Mike Ashley. Remember, we met down the Rat and Parrot in Chiswick..."

"Not really. Anyway, what the fuck are you doing calling Joe Kinnear, I'm a very busy man."

"Joe Kinnear, I, Mike Ashley, have a job for you."

Joe Kinnear's towel dropped to the floor. "Joe Kinnear is listening," he said.

To be continued

I lost my shit when I read that bit.

#83321 Confederations Cup 2013

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20 Jun 2013 20:47:38

Referee should give a penalty just for a laugh.

#83305 Confederations Cup 2013

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20 Jun 2013 20:17:57

Tbf Tahiti haven't done all that bad.

#83303 Transfer Rumours 2013/14

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20 Jun 2013 20:15:18

By Ninja | Permalink | On 21 June 2013 - 06:02 AM

Thiago-Carrick
Nani-Kagawa-ANYONE OTHER THAN YOUNG
--RVP

Please happen.

The only concern I'd have is him wanting to go 'home' at some stage, but fuck if we could get like 4-5 good years out of him then it'd be worth it I'm sure.