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#168956 Transfer Rumours 2013/14
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Why do you want Lallana? Eriksen is just as good, if not better.
#168149 Champions League 2013/14
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Also, Marcelo did the exact same thing then preceded to spend the rest of the game crying. Don't think he got as much flack as Ronaldo.


3-1 did officially close the game though (not that Atletico looked like scoring).
#167979 Transfer Rumours 2013/14
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I'm not really comparing him to Matic, as much as I'm listing what's needed from a defensive minded midfielder in a double-pivot midfield, which is the system we've been using for around two and a half years now.
#167908 Champions League 2013/14
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Ah, so The Empire won.
#167768 Transfer Rumours 2013/14
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I don't mind having Torres, I still think he offers something at times. While he might not score an array of goals he does tend to work well off the ball and link play between Hazard, etc. Plus, it's tough to move on a striker who's on such a huge wage unless he either takes a massive pay cut or we do a Veron/Crespo and pay a portion of his wage after he goes.

I'm also in a camp that would prefer to keep Mikel. I actually think he's exceptionally under appreciated at times because he seemingly offers nothing special. However, he's by far our best holding player, composed on the ball, strong, reads the play well and plays his way out of trouble well. He was the player Mourinho would call upon most times when it was time to shut up shop. His main issue is that he isn't suited to a 2 man central midfield. If we had to sell a midfielder I'd be selling Ramires. He had a woeful season both in terms of form and discipline, particularly after the good season he had last year. He hasn't improved at all, his technically terrible, can't pass and is neither a holding player nor an attacking one who can create/score. His engine is about all that he has going for him. To me, he's the most easily replaced.

Vidal is a no brainer as a choice but he's not an option of any sort of realistic sense. I'd actually love to see us test Tottenham's resolve over Eriksen, he'd fit in perfectly along Matic in either a 2 or 3 man midfield. The other option (which I seriously think Mourinho will consider) is to ditch the 4231 and go with the 4-3-3 and push Oscar back into a central midfield position to play that Lampard-esque role.


I honestly don't think Torres offers anything besides a poor first touch and awful movement off the ball. He's one of the most frustrating strikers I've ever had the misfortune of having to endure week in, week out. And for three years no less.

I agree with you that Mikel is incredibly composed on the ball, and is pretty good at playing his way out of trouble. I don't particularly agree with you that he reads the game well. For a holding midfielder I don't see him win the ball nearly enough. Matic is all over the pitch, intercepting and tackling. Rarely do I see Mikel do either of these things.
#167706 Transfer Rumours 2013/14
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I'm not sure if we'll actually sign a centre back now given Terry re-signed for another year. Terry, Cahill, Ivanovic and then you have Kalas and Zouma too that can all fill the position. In saying that, if Mourinho does want another centre back I think he'll look to sign Varane from Real Madrid. Given how much he rated him during his time at the club.

As for a midfielder having MvG back is like a new signing, then there's still Lampard, Ramires, Mikel and Matic. We could still use a more creative type in the middle though if one is available for the right price.

Ba looks to also be staying, so I dare say a strike force of Diego Costa, Torres, Ba and possibly Lukaku could be had for next season. Mandzukic could be an option we've been linked with which may result in one of Torres or Lukaku being moved on, be it permanently or out on loan.


Let's fuck Torres right off. I don't know if I'm gonna watch another game he starts for the club. Costa, Lukaku, Ba. I'll take it.
Sell Mikel, get in a proper midfielder. Someone who can add a bit of creativity and drive in that midfield. Dream would be Vidal, but it will never happen.
#167704 Transfer Rumours 2013/14
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Sad to see Luiz go as he's been a good character to have around the club and is one of the few players at times who has shown some urgency to make something happen. But to get what could eventually be £50m for a 3rd choice centre back and part-time midfielder is an excellent piece of business.


Use the money to buy a tactically smarter and more focused centre back (or maybe just use Kurt Zouma, no idea how he's been doing) and buy an actual midfielder.
#167699 Transfer Rumours 2013/14
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Hopefully this don't mean another year of Mikel


José's barely used him, so hopefully he's gone too.

Will mean a lot of signings this summer, though. The players that needed to be added, plus replacements. Could be tough.
#167601 Transfer Rumours 2013/14
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Benatia apparently unsettled at Roma.
#167582 Transfer Rumours 2013/14
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http://www.premierleague.com/en-gb/news/news/2013-14/may/premier-league-clubs-submit-retained-and-released-lists.html

Chelsea:
Cole Ashley
Eto'o Fils Samuel
Lampard Frank James
Schwarzer Mark


Does that just mean they haven't agreed a new deal yet?


I think so. I've seen Schwarzer say that he wants to stay and that the club wants him to stay.
Not sure though.
#167566 Transfer Rumours 2013/14
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Jedi mind trick.
#167346 What Was The Last Film You Saw?
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Spider-man 2 hasn't aged to well. Still better then the newest one though. It is a decent popcorn flick but the character development of the villains is shit as fuck.


Spider-Man hasn't aged well, Spider-Man 2 holds up. Molina's a great villain, and it's without a doubt got the best action scenes of any Spider-Man film. Sure, some of the Parker - MJ scenes, and scenes with Aunt May etc. are a bit cheesy, but fuck it. It works.
#167183 What Was The Last Film You Saw?
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It's ok. Its overly long, and some of the dialogue is wank but Andy Garfield is about 20x the Spiderman Toby Maguire ever was and its far better than any 3 of those films.


There's just no way that it's better than Spider-Man 2. There's just no way.
#167045 Old Trafford Lounge
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#166343 The FA Cup 2013/14
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YESSSSSS

FUCK OFF MORUINHO U SPECIALIST IN FAILURE

FUCK OFF LIVERPOOL OUR SEASON WAS BETTER THAN URS U DIRTY SCOUSE BASTARDS


lol no
#166316 La Liga 2013/14
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Both Diego Costa and Arda Turan out after twenty minutes... fuuuuck
#166108 Transfer Rumours 2013/14
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Yeah, I was going to say he'd be a good squad player but couldn't be arsed to type it. Would be weird to sell Luiz for a squad player if you were getting Costa when you could probably get like £30m+ for him and strengthen other areas.


Very true, but our strikeforce is the part of our team that needs a complete overhaul. I imagine selling someone like Mikel will give us enough money to at least partly fund a new CM as well.
#166103 Transfer Rumours 2013/14
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Rumours that Mandzukic has been left out of the German cup squad for tomorrow because of an impending swap deal with Luiz. Got to say, I can see the sense of that deal for both clubs, even if Mandzukic probably doesn't quite have the quality Chelsea want.


If our strikeforce was Costa, Mandzukic and Lukaku, though (which sounds absolutely insane, and will never happen)
#165841 Barclays Premier League 2013/14
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Gerrard wins on account of being better though.


Good one.
#165820 Barclays Premier League 2013/14
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We all know that Lampard wins on account of Scholes being a ginger.
#165790 World Cup 2014 Thread
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http://www1.theladbible.com/images/content/630w/5370a2410b3a9.jpg

Starting 11 of Brazil players left out of the 30-man WC squad.


Tbf, only Filipe Luis, Miranda and Coutinho really deserved to go out of those 11.
Well, maybe Diego Alves, cus Julio Cesar is fucking awful.
#165617 The Night Thread Mk. IX
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Go away, you're still young as shit.
#165602 The Night Thread Mk. IX
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Tbf Frozen is one of the only disney films I have seen. Haven't even seen Lion King


Because you were -8 when it came out.
#165561 Barclays Premier League 2013/14
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Sherwood is an oblivious nutter.
#165554 The Night Thread Mk. IX
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It's a quite good series :L I'm on the 2nd book atm


Frozen and Divergent. Are you a 12 year old girl?
#165331 The England National Team
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Smalling is probably the second best centre back in the squad. It's whether he's being taken as cover at right back that worries me.


Better than Jagielka?
#165259 Barclays Premier League 2013/14
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Both Helenius and Okore were massively rated last season, though, a lot of big clubs were scouting Okore especially. I wouldn't be surprised to see a new manager come in and both of those players break into the first team. I do think that Paul Lambert is in a bizarre situation at Aston Villa. He seems to get on great with the owner and you get few stories coming out of the dressing room, but yet Villa are still not getting results, and the fans seem lukewarm about him. He's also had two years now, which is fine if you want to argue that the team is young and in transition, but then he keeps buying in raw young players that aren't ready for the first team, which means that the squad age is staying the same.


Helenius was never good enough to play in the Prem, and he never will be.
#165085 The Manchester City Thread
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It's been a weird season. Chelsea imploding during March and April, and Liverpool fucking up. None of the top teams have really been that impressive (which I know is a weird thing to say, when City and Liverpool have scored over 100 goals).
#164996 What Was The Last Film You Saw?
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I'm probably not gonna see it till there's a rip out, but Amazing Spider-Man 2 looks like the worst movie of all time.
#164995 Barclays Premier League 2013/14
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Salah too shit to do anything positive, so he attempts a pathetic dive.