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#159379 Let's talk about David Moyes

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22 Apr 2014 22:11:30

I will tell you to fuck off, thanks.

#159376 Let's talk about David Moyes

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22 Apr 2014 22:01:21

I'm not even talking about his love for Chelsea or any such bullshit.
I'm saying that if you honestly think that José Mourinho, one of the most celebrated and decorated managers of all time, sat down and cried because he didn't get the Manchester United job, then you're deluded.

Also, you don't know anything. Neither do I. So fuck off with your "lol get over it"

#159364 Let's talk about David Moyes

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22 Apr 2014 21:31:02

By Sam | On 22 April 2014 - 21:25 PM

His charm offensive when we played him last season and the respected journalist Diego Torres writing that Mourinho cried when he didn't get the job.

In my eyes, and in a lot of people eyes, he clearly wanted the United job. And still does.

But, we'll probably go for Van Gaal.

If you seriously think that Mourinho cried when he didn't get the Man Utd job, you're fucking deluded.

#159173 Let's talk about David Moyes

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22 Apr 2014 13:58:06

By Poe | On 22 April 2014 - 14:53 PM

Surely if he leaves Dortmund that will negate this loyal persona he's got?

Plus he's already left Mainz. Illoyal swine.

#159160 The Night Thread Mk. IX

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22 Apr 2014 13:31:18

By ianbaker | On 22 April 2014 - 13:40 PM

Watched it and fell asleep just after he killed his wife in the basement. Not due to the program though. Thought it was brilliant.

I personally don't care, as I'm probably not going to watch it, but you should probably spoiler that?

#159134 Let's talk about David Moyes

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22 Apr 2014 12:27:08

By Sam | On 22 April 2014 - 13:24 PM

Surely Jose won't come, it would be quite funny though. He really wanted to replace Fergie.

This fucking thing again. Where do you get this shit from?

#159045 Let's talk about David Moyes

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22 Apr 2014 08:45:41

Typical Utd, sacking the manager at the first sign of trouble.

Also, if you lot actually get Jürgen Klopp you might stop calling the man Kloop.

#158172 Barclays Premier League 2013/14

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19 Apr 2014 20:52:00

By Slashman X | On 19 April 2014 - 20:44 PM

God, I hope Mike Dean has anal leakage.

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19 Apr 2014 18:16:23

Undone by two massive personal mistakes, and Mike Dean being a fucking bald mong boy.

#157609 Player & Young Player of the Year

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18 Apr 2014 13:07:20

Hazard is younger than both Sturridge and Ramsey.

#157600 Player & Young Player of the Year

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18 Apr 2014 12:50:28

By Eric Portapotty | On 18 April 2014 - 13:47 PM

Hazard on the YPOTY list - they might need to make a few changes regarding selection criteria.

Why?

#157580 Player & Young Player of the Year

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18 Apr 2014 11:56:09

Probably Suarez and Sturridge.

#157247 Barclays Premier League 2013/14

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17 Apr 2014 11:23:43

By Slashman X | On 17 April 2014 - 12:19 PM

Cardiff City: Crystal Palace result should not stand, says Welsh club

Nasri's missed sitter last night cost us the league. And he'd be doing so well this season

And his goal got you the draw?

#157181 The Night Thread Mk. IX

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17 Apr 2014 00:23:17

You truly are an international man of mystery.

#157174 The Night Thread Mk. IX

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16 Apr 2014 23:50:00

I have no idea how you managed this, but I absolutely love you.

#157167 The Night Thread Mk. IX

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16 Apr 2014 23:01:20

Well, it's albums... and.. well, I'm intrigued as to how this will end up.

Green - White Soul
Green - Elaine MacKenzie

#157160 Barclays Premier League 2013/14

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16 Apr 2014 22:47:44

By King Luis | On 16 April 2014 - 23:45 PM

Can't help but cringe abit when our fans say we would really have to fuck up to not win it now, it's hardly inconceivable that we lose to Chelsea. Hell we could drop points agains any of the teams we have left to play.

Liverpool - Chelsea really is a game that can go either way. Maybe you beat us easily, but Mourinho tends to like these games.

#157150 The Night Thread Mk. IX

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16 Apr 2014 22:30:02

Anyone here particularly good at finding older obscure music to... download? (If you can find me a link to buy it digitally, hell, I'll take it)

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16 Apr 2014 21:08:54

By Sears | On 16 April 2014 - 21:59 PM

Hope Atlético injure a few Chelsea players. Cuntish thing to say but I want to see Liverpool win the title at least once in my lifetime. Let us have it this once. Sharing is caring

I hope Suarez gets raped and sent to jail, and Gerrard gets stabbed by a tramp.

#157108 Barclays Premier League 2013/14

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16 Apr 2014 20:55:14

Attacking approach?

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/01/01/article-0-1A60157200000578-793_634x394.jpg

#157031 The Armoury

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16 Apr 2014 18:15:53

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#156687 The Night Thread Mk. IX

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15 Apr 2014 13:37:17

Can't you flunk a psychological exam or something?

#156685 The Night Thread Mk. IX

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15 Apr 2014 13:26:04

How long is the mandatory service in Singapore?

#156667 Barclays Premier League 2013/14

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15 Apr 2014 12:08:58

No, but those lawyers should probably have the integrity to not take the job?

Anyway, I'm making out like I think this is a bigger deal than I actually do.

#156664 Barclays Premier League 2013/14

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15 Apr 2014 12:02:46

Not saying it's not a great move, but it's definitely dodgy.

#156661 Barclays Premier League 2013/14

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15 Apr 2014 11:58:35

By Slashman X | On 15 April 2014 - 12:49 PM

How?

"Hey, guys who created this thing meant to prevent us from spending a shitload of money, help us find some loopholes so we can still do it while everyone else has to follow the rules."

In that way, maybe?

#156138 Barclays Premier League 2013/14

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13 Apr 2014 18:34:23

If you take a point off City, I'll blow you Deano.

#155868 The Night Thread Mk. IX

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13 Apr 2014 00:53:23

There's no fucking way you're still around.

#155639 The General Games Discussion Thread.

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12 Apr 2014 10:30:18

Was definitely the worst one in the game. Felt like I was fighting Bowser.

#155588 The General Games Discussion Thread.

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By King Luis | On 27 March 2014 - 20:53 PM

Was really enjoying inFamous until i just got to one of the boss fights that was just the most infuriating things ever. I wish developers would just stop putting boss battles in games, they add nothing to games aside from being infuriating and ruining most games. Probably not going to bother finishing inFamous now because its just not fun having to try and grind my way through this boss battle knowing there's going to be atleast one more that will no doubt suck as much as this one.

Which one?