Chelsea weren't really that bad against Arsenal. Closer to winning the game than they were.
Either way, Mourinho is just being his usual self, hardly a surprise to anyone.

Also, I read that the quote "I can't criticise too much, because maybe I would have done the same" came before the one that's being reported everywhere.

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It was your whole team, tbh.

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By Jaygull | On 28 January 2014 - 23:07 PM

Bollocks, he was man of the match, retained possession well and put in the cross for the first goal.

True, was a great cross.

I also saw him pass the ball straight into a Cardiff player around fifty times, though.

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By Crane | On 28 January 2014 - 22:16 PM

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Fucking Ashley Young. He's been dreadful all game, and then he goes and scores.

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If anyone is interested in a great, slightly different cop thriller, watch To Live and Die In LA.

Very 80s, brilliant soundtrack, Willem Dafoe, etc.

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By VP. | On 27 January 2014 - 16:23 PM

David Moyes comments on it just make him seem even less capable of managing a club the size of Utd too.

What's he said?

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I don't know who's worse...
The Man Utd fans who act like they're suddenly the best team in the league again, or the Chelsea fans who now suddenly hate Mourinho.

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By Carroll. | On 26 January 2014 - 10:16 AM

Heard Salah has rejected Chelsea and wants to go to us.. Not sure how true that is as I thought a deal was agreed but hey ho

Yeah, I saw that as well, albeit the only people I've seen post it are Liverpool fans, so I have no idea if it's true or not.

Mourinho said Salah had told him he wanted to come, so I'm guessing it's probably not true.

Also, there's a rumour that Essien has failed his medical at Milan.

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We could have Ronaldo, but Utd would still have Mata.

You see, my pain is not with our loss of Mata. He was lost this summer. It is with Utd's gain of the man.

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In every possible way.

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For fuck sake, look at him. He's way too classy to live in Manchester.

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By Samirah | On 25 January 2014 - 00:37 AM

Since I have to do reviews of films, I go see a few at a time generally. Of course, my editor really loved assigning me to go do both Wolf of Wall Street and Lone Survivor. To be fair though, Lone Survivor was a good film...Wolf of Wall Street was...eh.

Twelve Years a Slave and Mandela: Long Walk to Freedom were both incredible. Seriously, if you haven't seen them, you should definitely do so.

Rating Lone Survivor over any Scorsese movie ever is pretty much a crime.

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You're getting Mata. You fucking whore cunts.

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Mata's not going to work in Mourinho's system, and that's a fucking shame, but selling him to Man Utd is heart breaking.
A lot of Chelsea fans going berserk, many going "he won't make a difference".

Personally, I think he's one of the best players in the league in a system that suits him right.. seeing him in a Man Utd shirt, I might genuinely cry.

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Fuck.Off.

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Mata, despite this season, is still one of the best players in the league, and selling him to anyone that could potentially fuck us over in a future title race would be a massive cock up.

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Bid or no bid, you ain't gettin him.

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Vidic was never a red, Rafael was lucky.

Solid performance.

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Still no.

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No.

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By SniperLFC | On 19 January 2014 - 14:46 PM

It's an opinion as is every post in here. just because you don't agree doesn't make it a joke.

Suarez has been one of the worst divers I remember in the Prem. He's not quite as bad anymore, but he certainly still does it. Yesterday was a prime example.

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By SniperLFC | On 19 January 2014 - 14:21 PM

Clear penalty. Guzan's elbow takes out Suarez's trailing leg.

Unlike Oscar, Wellbeck, Young and Hazard, who all go down and fake contact by hanging a leg. Suarez mostly goes down when there is contact, because of Slur Fergies vendetta against probably the best player in the prem (certainly this season) every time he goes down its a dive. Would have been different had he not destroyed Utd the first time he played against them for us. You wouldn't see match of the day do a poll on whether or not it was a dive for any other player.

I'm not saying he's perfect, far from it but people need to start making there own mind up rather than believe the tosh that Slur Fergie came out with.

I hope this is a joke, otherwise it's the worst fucking post I've ever seen.

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It's definitely a huge improvement, but the only character that consistently gets a laugh out of me is Troy (Donald Glover's weird line deliveries).

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When Donald Glover is gone, this show will seriously suck nads.

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Matic official.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BeCXLpzIMAAvLHZ.jpg:large

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By Carroll. | On 13 January 2014 - 10:05 AM

Can bring out exactly same stupid shit for any other team, pointless comment

Most certainly. I've seen some of the most retarded comments of all time come from Chelsea fans on Twitter. But perhaps you should stop being so defensive and just enjoy the humour of a retard spouting shite.

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Twitter.