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#6834 Caption Competition V3943472937

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10 Oct 2012 12:03:47

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#6823 So some guy keeps calling me a massive faggot

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10 Oct 2012 11:25:41

By Franck | Permalink | On 10 October 2012 - 12:02 PM

If I don't survive, tell my wife "hello".

#6817 Best Movie Soundtracks

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10 Oct 2012 11:16:04

#6760 I'm going to watch every Bond film this week

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10 Oct 2012 02:59:22

Out of all the things from Indiana Jones to haunt you as a child... being covered by spiders, a pit of snakes, decaying bodies, impaled skeletons, black magic.. out of all those things.. you get frightened by a rock.

#6734 Caption Competition V3943472937

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09 Oct 2012 22:20:30

"To answer your question, it looks exactly like that, just whiter."

#6687 DIE HARD

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09 Oct 2012 19:06:14

John Moore is nothing to be proud of, ffs.

#6451 I'm going to watch every Bond film this week

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09 Oct 2012 07:50:31

Doesn't eat meat, or like James Bond.

#6376 So some guy keeps calling me a massive faggot

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08 Oct 2012 21:32:31

By castor.troy | Permalink | On 08 October 2012 - 22:28 PM

Can't see what this has anything to do with football
plz close this topic
there's kidz on this site to u know

Oh please.

#6328 I'm going to watch every Bond film this week

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08 Oct 2012 18:36:50

How can anyone seriously have Roger Moore as their favourite Bond? Serious question.
My dad does too, and I can't fucking fathom how. He's horrible, and pretty much all of his films are godawful.

#6230 The Night Thread Mk. IX

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08 Oct 2012 15:23:59

What the fuck did I just watch?
Why did I watch all of it?
How much free time do you actually have?
Why would her friend, already prone to bullying and being unpopular, wear a McDonalds t-shirt?

I don't.. this is.. No.

#6215 English Premier League 2012/2013

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08 Oct 2012 14:28:53

By VP. | Permalink | On 08 October 2012 - 14:57 PM

First game since he's left where he really pissed me off, was so arrogant the whole match. Appears the move may be starting to go to his head a little now.

He's actually always been like this.

#6165 Transfer Rumours 2013/14

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08 Oct 2012 13:02:31

Tevez, Aguero, Balotelli, Dzeko, Falcao.

#6134 I'm going to watch every Bond film this week

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08 Oct 2012 11:50:14

By Zog | Permalink | On 08 October 2012 - 12:36 PM

From Russia With Love is the best, I think.

I hope we can agree on this

It is.

Also looking forward to when you reach the Roger Moore era. So much shit.

#6122 English Premier League 2012/2013

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08 Oct 2012 10:34:26

By Abbott | Permalink | On 08 October 2012 - 11:26 AM

Oh but it serves him right because he exaggerates contact?

Yes. It serves him right for constantly diving and being a dirty cunt.

#5921 English Premier League 2012/2013

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07 Oct 2012 17:27:24

By DB | Permalink | On 07 October 2012 - 17:45 PM

The man is an embarrassment.

#5855 The Stand Up Comedy Thread

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07 Oct 2012 15:36:59

Around 3:15 Jeselnik slams the shit out of that Guido idiot.

(An added bonus is the ultimate burn on Trump at 4:58)

#5837 The Stand Up Comedy Thread

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07 Oct 2012 15:17:16

Holy shit, what a fucking trainwreck.

#5797 Girls

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07 Oct 2012 14:19:37

It loses some steam near the end imo (with some of the characters), but I'm looking forward to season 2.

#5779 The Stand Up Comedy Thread

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07 Oct 2012 13:06:33

#5778 Girls

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07 Oct 2012 12:58:37

It's very good.

#5592 The Stand Up Comedy Thread

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06 Oct 2012 20:58:48

By Phoenix Arrow | Permalink | On 06 October 2012 - 19:33 PM

The impression I got was that it's like a darker version of Curb. Which sounds awesome.

It's really like a series of shortfilms that don't necessarily have anything to do with each other except for recurring characters and themes (and even then, CK says he doesn't give a shit about continuity and just drops characters and erases them from the shows history if he needs to for an episode)

Mixture of ultimate reality and absurdity. I love it.

#5561 The Stand Up Comedy Thread

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06 Oct 2012 18:29:43

By Phoenix Arrow | Permalink | On 06 October 2012 - 19:10 PM

On that note, Louis CK is awesome. Never actually watched Louie though.

It's brilliant. First season has its ups and downs, but season 2 and 3 are absolutely fantastic.
If you expect a straight comedy show you'll be disappointed though.

#5559 Falcao's Destiny

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06 Oct 2012 18:27:30

Chelsea have two centre forwards, Torres and Sturridge, and Di Matteo seems to dislike Sturridge.

#5549 The Stand Up Comedy Thread

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06 Oct 2012 17:58:17

By Telegram Sam | Permalink | On 06 October 2012 - 01:20 AM

Stanhope is in an absolutely brilliant episode of Louie. You should watch it.

#5445 What's the last thing you bought thread

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06 Oct 2012 15:52:38

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SMOKING IS TEH COOLS.

#5360 DIE HARD

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06 Oct 2012 13:33:23

I've spent most of my life defending the quality of Die Hard, but KM lives in his own little fantasy world where late 80s Bruce Willis and Alan Rickman aren't awesome. I don't know what to do with that.

#5350 DIE HARD

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06 Oct 2012 13:10:44

Don't bother. The amount of arguments I've had with KM about Die Hard is simply ridiculous.

#5287 Alternative guide to exiting Football Manager

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06 Oct 2012 10:26:36

I tried this, and now my computer's broken. Will SI give me a refund?

#5283 DIE HARD

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06 Oct 2012 10:21:33

By Fantastic | Permalink | On 06 October 2012 - 11:17 AM

Die Hard as a concept is about a reluctant man against insurmountable odds, who demonstrates vulnerability, while operating within a set out playground.

1, 2, 3 all follow this structure very well. 4 doesn't, this looks like it won't.

This.

McClane has become some sort of secret agent saving the world from super villains. It's bullshit.

#5253 The Inspiration Thread

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06 Oct 2012 09:24:36

By Telegram Sam | Permalink | On 02 October 2012 - 15:08 PM

Were you not one of the ones to poke fun at me for liking Joe Rogan?

But yeah, thanks for the heads up. I'll check it out.

Oh I still don't like Joe Rogan, but I love Marc Maron, and his podcast is brilliant. He interviews a shitload of comedians, a lot of who he has a history with over the twenty year span of his comedy career.