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#71295 UEFA Champions League 2012 - 2013 Thread
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By Jonas | Permalink | On 29 April 2013 - 11:17 AM
Apparently Balotelli has offered his girlfriend to the whole Real Madrid squad if they manage to turn around the Dortmund result.

http://www.marca.com/2013/04/28/en/football/international_football/1367172944.html

¡Hala Madrid!

Would love to see it happen. All 25 signed on for the Champs League smashing through her while Balo cries and holds her hand.
#70644 Welcome to Goodison Park
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Deano, have you seen that Fellaini has agreed to dye his 'fro silver if fans donate 25 grand for Everton in the Community?

Link.
#70643 UEFA Champions League 2012 - 2013 Thread
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J-Gash. I hope Dortmund sign no-one good and Bender, Reus & Lewandowski all go so hopefully you'll shut up a bit.
#70640 What's the last thing you bought thread
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http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41LlJby64UL._SL500_AA300_.jpg

x 2 to make my commute more smooth.
#70638 The Night Thread Mk. IX
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By KEV0 | Permalink | On 26 April 2013 - 13:33 PM
Did you go home and have a celebratory fuck with the misses?

No. Couldn't walk after. Fell asleep on the sofa.
#70612 Welcome to Goodison Park
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Hopefully not. That new one looks like someone has done it on MS Paint.
#70611 The Night Thread Mk. IX
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Played in a cup final last night. Won 4-1 but my legs are absolutely shattered and I've lost my voice. Feels good to have won 2 cup finals in 2 years though
#70497 UEFA Champions League 2012 - 2013 Thread
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JCash3000, you are talking shite. He may well go to Bayern but the transfer process does not work how you are saying it does.

A player can agree personal terms with as may clubs as he wants if his club agrees to him speaking with them.

Ie. Bayern and Barca agree terms with a player. Bayern have bid rejected by selling club, but Barca have bid accepted. Player is free to join Barca.

Lewandowski could easily join any other European club yet.
#70432 Laptops
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By Obtuse | Permalink | On 24 April 2013 - 19:53 PM
DIe in a fire.

You cannot use ASUS and shit in the same sentence.

I'm not saying the laptop is shit and if I was to buy a new laptop I think Asus would be top of the pile.

The name however - is shit.
#70246 Laptops
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Asus do one, called the Innovtab or something equally as shit.
#70245 Writing my agent query
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Failing all of this, couldnt you self publish on Amazon as an e-book?
#69157 The Night Thread Mk. IX
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By King Luis | Permalink | On 19 April 2013 - 12:01 PM
If true thats pretty amazing really, its seriously fucking hard to get residence in the US. Makes you wonder on what grounds they were given residence

My bet is that they are on student visas.

That one guy on Reddit is bossing all the news corps at getting the news out. Shame that Reddit can't really take all the activity.
#69123 English Premier League 2012/2013
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Lets just give FIFA what they want and start playing long ball. Even make the Wembley pitch like Blackpool's pitch, rutted and nigh-on unplayable. Then at least FIFA will have some reason to hate us instead of it just being for nothing.
#69122 The Night Thread Mk. IX
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By Obtuse | Permalink | On 18 April 2013 - 22:54 PM
Racism from a skank as well?

Technically not racism. Czechs, Slovaks etc are all Slavic people. Xenophobia is what you are after
#68997 Fifa 14
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This is Football was the one.

That and Soccer 97 on the Playstation. You could score a backheel straight from the kickoff.
#68971 Fifa 14
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They need to bring back a control for a professional foul and one that I've only ever seen in one game, a button to dive. Depending on when you did it you could buy a pen or get a yellow. Very relevant. I would use it all the time.
#68825 Newcastle Thread
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By Poe | Permalink | On 17 April 2013 - 15:36 PM
He's shit anyway.

Apart from free kicks.
#68760 What's the last thing you bought thread
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Living the dream.

My last purchase was a new Dyson vacuum cleaner. Work were doing an employee offer where I could get one for 100 quid instead of 380.
#68450 English Premier League 2012/2013
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By Telegram Sam | Permalink | On 15 April 2013 - 15:17 PM
Who's everyone tipping for relegation then?

QPR and Reading are gone, obviously. I'm hoping Aston Villa can pull themselves clear and I want to see Di Canio and Sunderland in the Premier League next year, so I'm hoping Stoke or Norwich go down. I'd probably put money on Wigan going down if I had to but it'll be dead close.

Stoke dropping like a stone for me.
#67696 UEFA Champions League 2012 - 2013 Thread
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By Carroll. | Permalink | On 12 April 2013 - 13:02 PM
Bayern are probably the only team out of the 3 who could knock out Barca over the two legs, although I'd prefer them to have the away leg at home. Either way there's 4 cracking games coming up.

Dafuq?
#67678 The Night Thread Mk. IX
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By Obtuse | Permalink | On 12 April 2013 - 11:35 AM
iirc she did consent but he was convicted because she was too drunk to consent

I'm just glad that I wasn't a rich footballer when I was younger if thats the case
#67498 The Night Thread Mk. IX
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Bet he had a glass against the door, smashing himself. Dirty pervert!
#67490 English Premier League 2012/2013
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I think its starting properly for the Community Shield.
#67241 UEFA Champions League 2012 - 2013 Thread
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TIL Sears doesn't understand the offside rule.
#67054 Welcome to Goodison Park
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Class player and top professional. Really stepped out of his brothers shadow when he went to Everton.
#67051 What Was The Last Film You Saw?
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Watched A History Of Violence over the weekend. Decent movie. Liked Ed Harris & William Hurt.
#67020 English Premier League 2012/2013
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Such a nice cuddle.
#67019 The Night Thread Mk. IX
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By bluemoon. | Permalink | On 09 April 2013 - 00:34 AM
It's alright, though, she thought Robert Mugabe was cool.

#66837 The Night Thread Mk. IX
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KM's already on his 3rd bottle of scotch. Trying to drink the pain away.
#66802 Still fucking facebook
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By Telegram Sam | Permalink | On 06 April 2013 - 03:33 AM
https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/69633_4644704432603_513256211_n.jpg

I'd smash it. It would be like shagging a bag of candyfloss.