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Take a rivet home from the Eiffel Tower.

Mont St. Michel is class

I've not been there yet. I hope it is better than Nottingham.

Anyone got an Orange Wednesday code I could use?

Brighton & Hove Albion have issued a formal apology to Championship play-off semi-final opponents Crystal Palace after it came to light that excrement was smeared (apologies for all those taking elevenses at this point) on the floor of the Palace dressing room before the away team arrived.

Palace boss informed opposite number Gus Poyet just what treat had awaited them on their arrival in the dressing room and Poyet was so disgusted that he immediately sent an email to the club’s top brass insisting that the culprit be identified and sacked.

According to The Sun, Poyet’s email read:

“When Crystal Palace players and staff arrived to the Amex and went into their dressing room, they found themselves in a very uncomfortable situation.

“For some reason, someone had access to the away dressing room and done something terrible, trying to upset everyone related to Palace. To say it in clear English, someone had a “poo” all outside the toilets, over and around the toilets.

“I am angry that someone within this club could endanger our good reputation and stoop so low. I would like someone to accept responsibility and resign.”

Someone had a poo all outside the toilet. Someone. Had a poo. All outside the toilet.

Anyway, Poyet and three members of his coaching staff have since been suspended by the club, though the suspension is nothing to do with the turd war, rather a barrage of other criticism which the Brighton boss included in his email.

We should also mention that, while the grubby bugger who did have a poo all outside the toilet is still at large, none of the Brighton players are at all responsible either.

In a letter to Brighton’s season ticket holders, chief executive Paul Barber revealed that the club have apologised to Palace for the welcome present they were left ahead of the play-off semi, saying:

“We apologised to Crystal Palace as soon as the vandalism in their dressing room was discovered and again more formally a few days after the match.

“We have reviewed internal procedures to guard against this happening again.”

All toilets have since been removed at the AMEX and any and all personnel entering the stadium will be now supplied with an adult nappy to soil at their leisure.

I was in no mood to be on the pull. We had all just stuffed ourselves with meat at Tropeiro. I was feeling awful. However, the night after (last night) I found myself in a gay bar. I was severely disapointed with the lack of cheesey music that I expected from a gay bar. Lesbians also can't dance for shit! Left after 20 minutes.

She's waiting on an ultrasound

Will get the rest of this done by tomorrow night. Got an exam tomorrow afternoon and need to revise.

Woops.

Children of Men.

It's absolutely fantastic. I have no idea why I hadn't heard of it before today, because it's easily the best contemporary sci-fi film I've seen.

Also Import Duty and Tax would be charged by HMRC when it comes into the country not buy the place you order from

Please promote Duncan Ferguson to manager.

Brought tickets to see Aziz Ansari on 15th June at Hammersmith Apollo.

The $60 shippings mostly due to the tax to ship it here probably. Thats why I did not buy any NFL tops till they opened the Europe store

Floyd Mayweather tried to charge me $60 on shipping for a Money Team hat. I told him to fuck himself.

Thanks for that Shed lol but look back at my promotion record

Does requestion permission to speak with managers the same as players or can you just go ahead without the club knowing? Because the managerial decision would of been made before fergie retired and Everton stated that have let Moyes speak with United or something along those lines.

What about 3 Lions on the PS1 with 2 footed lunges and elbows, possibly had a dive button as well

Let me know how many names you recognise

Jake Cole
Onismor Bhasera
Guy Branston
Paul Wotton
Durrell Berry
Joe Bryan
Lee Cox
Conor Hourihane
Andres Gurrieri
Jason Banton
Reuben Reid

In all fairness there has been a few times he has dived and gone unpunished which evens that up

Former Liverpool hero John Aldridge has claimed that Luis Suarez should have won the PFA Player of the Year Award rather than Tottenham's Gareth Bale, because the latter is one of the league's 'biggest cheats'.
Bale won both the Player of the Year and Young Player of the Year awards at Sunday night's ceremony, while Suarez, who was in the PFA's Team of the Year, was booed by his peers during the course of the ceremony.
Aldridge's description of Bale as a cheat was based on his reputation for diving, a charge which has also been laid at Suarez's door during the season.
More infamously, of course, Suarez is now serving a 10-match ban for biting Branislav Ivanovic.
"It was no surprise that Suarez didn’t win the PFA award after what’s gone on but he would have been my pick ahead of Gareth Bale," Aldridge wrote in his column in the Liverpool Echo.
"Some will say I’m biased, but over the course of the season I believe Suarez has been the best player.
"Bale is a brilliant talent and I’d love to have him at Liverpool but he’s also one of the biggest cheats. Suarez stopped diving and now the PFA Player of the Year needs to do the same and clean up his act."

JCash3000 is the ultimate faggot.

Been looking for another pair for months, they stopped making them. I love them because they fit my wide foot. A pair in my size popped up on ebay, so I bought them for $90 + $35 to ship.