ianbaker - Comments

Comments
#104395 The Night Thread Mk. IX
ianbaker
14 years ago
9 years ago
762
Not if it's Air Asia. I know, I've flown Air Asia.

Sorry, yes, there may be a couple of exceptions. Air Asia are a budget though.
#104172 The Night Thread Mk. IX
ianbaker
14 years ago
9 years ago
762
Flights that long don't have free drinks? When I went to America flights both ways had free booze

Free drinks on all international scheduled flights.
#102547 The Night Thread Mk. IX
ianbaker
14 years ago
9 years ago
762
And the evidence for that was they were deaf? I mean you can be a cunt and deaf, but I don't think deafness is a root cause for it.

They were called Derby Deaf FC and all communicated in sign language and had an interpretor. Pretty sure they were deaf.
#102526 The Night Thread Mk. IX
ianbaker
14 years ago
9 years ago
762
Your theory is that deaf people are cunts?

Not at all. A proportion of the deaf players on the opposition team were. And worse than I have played against before. If choose to play in a league where all the other teams are not deaf they should be treated the same as all the other teams, not pandered to. I felt that they used being deaf as an excuse to do things that you shouldnt be doing on a football pitch.
#102488 The Night Thread Mk. IX
ianbaker
14 years ago
9 years ago
762
Played a deaf team on Saturday in our first league game. They were the worst team ive every played against in terms of sportsmanship and fair play. Anyone else played against any deaf teams? And im not saying this because im bitter we lost etc because we won 6-2.
#101845 The Night Thread Mk. IX
ianbaker
14 years ago
9 years ago
762
I reckon if you want your girlfriend to wear a fake penis and fuck you in the ass you're a closest gay.

Speaking from experience?

What about getting sucked off by a tranny?
#99382 Discuss
ianbaker
14 years ago
9 years ago
762
Who else has their own rule - the Shola Ameobi Effect? Hero.
#99055 Still fucking facebook
ianbaker
14 years ago
9 years ago
762
So I'm going to be a millionaire soon.

http://i1176.photobucket.com/albums/x328/caoimhin89/Ireland/Screenshot2013-08-29at82615AM_zpsae16a8d9.png

Can I have some please? He seems like such a nice man.
#94562 Twitter
ianbaker
14 years ago
9 years ago
762
By Mr Willy | Permalink | On 13 August 2013 - 16:10 PM
Is anyone else having trouble getting to their Twitter? Keeps on saying "something is technically wrong", or just "sessions".

Twitter doesnt like you.
#94173 Old Trafford Lounge
ianbaker
14 years ago
9 years ago
762
By Obtuse | Permalink | On 12 August 2013 - 03:16 AM
Tony V used to be black? Ah man , now I can't support him anymore.


Saw that girl on twitter yesterday claiming she gets mistaken for Taylor Swift... dear oh dear....
#93425 The Night Thread Mk. IX
ianbaker
14 years ago
9 years ago
762
By The Platypus | Permalink | On 08 August 2013 - 21:12 PM
Not even something cool, like the saxophone.

Yes... I play the saxophone. Or did.
#93279 What Was The Last Film You Saw?
ianbaker
14 years ago
9 years ago
762
Finally got round to watching Django Unchained. Good film. Was laughing my ass off.
#92823 The Ashes 2013
ianbaker
14 years ago
9 years ago
762
Mr. Spanky gone quiet?
#92605 The Lower League Thread
ianbaker
14 years ago
9 years ago
762
A mate of mine, Terry Hawkridge, made his league debut at the weekend for Scunthorpe.

He's jumped from being at Carlton Town in the NCEL to Scunny, 4 divisions higher via Gainsborough, in 2 years.

His 3rd MOM in a row.

Can definitely see him moving higher up the leagues in the future. One to look out for.
#91520 The Night Thread Mk. IX
ianbaker
14 years ago
9 years ago
762
By Crane | Permalink | On 30 July 2013 - 15:27 PM
Failed my second year of uni and just applied for JSA. Fun times!

You'll fit right in in your Liverpool shirt.
#91429 The Susie Book Club
ianbaker
14 years ago
9 years ago
762
Does anyone have any recommendations for Kindle books I can get for very little money ie. <1 pound per book?

Skint at the moment but would like some more reading material.
#91256 The Lower League Thread
ianbaker
14 years ago
9 years ago
762
By gfnx25 | Permalink | On 29 July 2013 - 13:39 PM
Will he pass the medical this time?

Fucking hope so!
#91209 The Lower League Thread
ianbaker
14 years ago
9 years ago
762
Forest had a bid accepted for Charlie Austin.
#90320 The Night Thread Mk. IX
ianbaker
14 years ago
9 years ago
762
By Rick87 | Permalink | On 24 July 2013 - 14:44 PM
I think my company is a bit dodgy with pricing, we've just started selling bottles of pop for 60p, not cheap brands either but Pepsi, 7-up, Sprite etc, these drinks were £1.45 just a few weeks ago, I could understand if they were on offer or short dated but their not.
None of the other shops in the area have done the same, not even the supermarkets, isn't there rules about undercutting the competition in such a way?

Fell off the back of the truck.
#90075 The Night Thread Mk. IX
ianbaker
14 years ago
9 years ago
762
By K3VO | Permalink | On 23 July 2013 - 16:50 PM
So you're like my sister.

No joke a jumbo jet could land in her room and she'd continue sleeping.

A heavy sleeper you say? Excellent.....
#90012 Newcastle Thread
#89727 The Night Thread Mk. IX
ianbaker
14 years ago
9 years ago
762
Played football at Loughborough Uni on Saturday. Got tanked 2nd half due to alot of players away and our best CB getting injured, but those facilities are incredible. Some Football League teams would be jealous of what they have.
#89170 The Ashes 2013
ianbaker
14 years ago
9 years ago
762
By K3VO | Permalink | On 19 July 2013 - 16:14 PM
Australia are so shit.

It's a real shame....
#88892 Newcastle Thread
ianbaker
14 years ago
9 years ago
762
By Number 1 | Permalink | On 18 July 2013 - 15:00 PM
Guardian Finance section on Islamic banks...

Though customers I've red elsewhere say that Islamic banks simply charge more on your loan outright rather than on interest.

Still means that they are making money from lending money, which is against Sharia Law.

Hypocritical Ninjas.
#88876 Newcastle Thread
ianbaker
14 years ago
9 years ago
762
By Poe | Permalink | On 18 July 2013 - 14:38 PM
Aye, it's awesome. If anyone takes out a Wonga loan for a full year they deserve to be in the amount of debt that it will come with.

If Cisse is against Wonga on the grounds that under Sharia law no-one/company can benefit from the lending of money, why was he so happy to promote Virgin Money and Northern Rock?

That said, if he made this clear to the powers that be earlier that he wasn't going to be happy with it - there should have been a solution sorted earlier because he's a key player for the club. I have a feeling he wants a new contract or something.

How do the Islamic banks make money then? They dont do loans/mortgages, no interest on accounts? Load of fucking bullshit.
#88815 The Open
ianbaker
14 years ago
9 years ago
762
Aww yeah.

Who's your money on this year Fanny?
#88813 Twitter
ianbaker
14 years ago
9 years ago
762
#88602 The FA Cup 2013/14
ianbaker
14 years ago
9 years ago
762
By KEZ_7 | Permalink | On 17 July 2013 - 12:23 PM
Yeah that's great, much prefer BBC

Big Black Cock?
#88532 Fitness Thread
ianbaker
14 years ago
9 years ago
762
By Ninja | Permalink | On 17 July 2013 - 08:34 AM
Right, anyone got any ideas for a simple high protein low carb lunch?

All the other meals I can do fine, but I can't think of anything to get from the shops that is convenient to eat when I'm at work. I've been eating a tuna sandwich normally but would love ideas that don't have the bread.

Wraps? Or take a salad with some grilled chicken or something in.
#88400 Still fucking facebook
ianbaker
14 years ago
9 years ago
762
By Justicar | Permalink | On 16 July 2013 - 16:44 PM
In the last comment by "Danny", he basically says the original punchline.

Good job you're here to do our thinking for us.