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#167285 The Night Thread Mk. IX
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Just booked a hotel room in Birmingham city centre for my mates party next month, he lives in Australia now and hasn't been back for six or seven years so I'm really looking forward to it.

Ah, the old "welcome back to England gay gang rape in a hotel room". Lovely.
#161948 The Night Thread Mk. IX
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A cripple favourited my profile on POF, would anyone consider it unethical if I expected a blowjob from someone in a wheelchair if I made the effort to speak to her? Serious question.

I would treat it the same way as a fat bird. After all they are both disabilities in one way or another.

"Fat girls need love too" is the often used line, so why cant it be "lasses in a wheelchair need love too"?
#161441 The Night Thread Mk. IX
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Anyone here that has done some managerial accounting that could provide some help?

Im not going to teach you how to skim money off the company's account.
#159450 The Night Thread Mk. IX
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I think I win for eye watering minor injuries, sliced my nut sack open when I was about 10-11 whilst climbing over a fence and had to have stitches.

I friend of mine played in a rugby match, they all piled ontop of this one lad who had the ball, who screamed from the bottom of the pile. They all eventually got off him to find out that someone had stamped on his nutsack and torn it open. Bollock was hanging out. Blood everywhere.
#159198 The Night Thread Mk. IX
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I personally don't care, as I'm probably not going to watch it, but you should probably spoiler that?

Its been on already, and its a remake of a movie.
#159139 The Night Thread Mk. IX
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Anyone else watch Fargo tonight? Loved Billy Bob Thornton in it

Watched it and fell asleep just after he killed his wife in the basement. Not due to the program though. Thought it was brilliant.
#157292 Pistorius Trial
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That's frowned upon in work

Only frowned upon isn't too bad. They might just ask you to please not do that again.
#157269 Pistorius Trial
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Over until 5th May Now what am I gonna do in the mornings

Masturbate vigorously.
#156695 Pistorius Trial
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That's what the prosecution are saying happened

Surely the judge wouldve been more lenient with sentencing if that had been the case, he'll just talk himself into a lifetime big black AIDS riddled prison orgies.
#156668 Pistorius Trial
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Surely it wouldve been better for OP to just say that he killed her but it was during an argument and a crime of passion etc than spout off all this obvious bullshit and get torn apart?
#147103 The Night Thread Mk. IX
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Just checking through my emails from today and the press officer for one of the UK's biggest domestic cycling teams inviting me to spend a day with them at a race following in the team car and taking photos, so chuffed

He's grooming you.
#146970 What's the last thing you bought thread
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Last thing I bought - a tooth filling. The anesthetic still doesn't feel right.

Just had root canal. 60 quid for 4 appointments and the most intense pain ive felt, along with bleach down my throat and choking on a bit of filling and the mini vacuum thing.
#146173 The Night Thread Mk. IX
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Happy birthday to me, happy birthday to me, happy birthday dear Franck, happy birthday to me!

How old?
#144364 The England National Team
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4 keepers as well!

I can understand the 4 keepers. He basically will have to pick 3 of the 4 for the WC, with Jack Butland as an outside chance. Taking 4 will give him/the coaches a good look at them.
#143082 The Night Thread Mk. IX
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Buying a suit. I'm such an awkward size.

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQgZwQMVRvVKThzS60b2htYaE3Cf_Ux13axN1upW7SPVhZHv2Zd
#141420 2014 Winter Olympics in Sochi
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Carroll, do Poland have any male skaters competing? You should be there.

http://redsox.collider.com/uploads/imageGallery/Blades_of_Glory/blades_of_glory_movie_image_will_ferrell__4_.jpg
#134035 The Night Thread Mk. IX
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If you haven't named him yet, make a poll on the name choice \o/

Too late I'm afraid.

Although I did tell one of the strikers in the football team I manage that if he got 30 goals before the new year I would give his name as a middle name. He got to 24.
#133990 Transfer Rumours 2013/14
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Cole Carroll and Traore upfront is a nightmare.

Big Sam's dream. 3 massive central strikers, Jarvis and Downing playing wing backs raiding up the line and putting in crosses/diagonal balls with Nolan to get the knock downs!
#133989 The Night Thread Mk. IX
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Been a busy couple of weeks. Wife gave birth on the 30th and has been in hospital with the baby since then until they came home yesterday, as he had meningitis which he had to be treated for. Im back at work today aswell and absolutely shattered. At least my boy is doing good though
#126086 The Night Thread Mk. IX
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Why do you have a load of 14-year-olds on your Facebook?

Paedophile.
#125385 The Xbox One thread
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We're currently selling 4 Xbox's per minute as a business at Currys/PC World. Considering we are probably nowhere near the largest retailer in the UK of these its saying something.
#125188 The Night Thread Mk. IX
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I do yeah, we're coming down there one day in the new year to see how the place rolls on a day to day basis .

Like fucking clockwork because I'm here. Not really, the goods in are terrible half the time and it doesnt help that probably 60% of the staff are temps and not really bothered. Some lovely European ladies though.
#124406 The Night Thread Mk. IX
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I work in a Call Center for Know How (PC World/Currys) and we can only do 3 12 hour shifts before legally having to have a day off. 24 hours straight isn't do-able imo.

You work in the Sheffield Call Centre? I work in the DC in Newark
#121607 The Mugshot Thread
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Big guy in the grey t-shirt looks like he has real issues.
#121606 Still fucking facebook
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Tell me about it. I bought a new Nerf gun and the cat hasn't been since I first shot at it.

Ah, but my cats an idiot sometimes. I can do anything with him and he keeps coming back for more.
#121047 Still fucking facebook
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I'd love that bow and arrow set. My cats however, would not.
#118565 What's the last thing you bought thread
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Spent $1,500 at the strippers last night.

Knew it was a bad idea going in the first place.

Which 1?
#118564 What's the last thing you bought thread
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Spent $1,500 at the strippers last night.

Knew it was a bad idea going in the first place.

Which 1?
#116179 What Was The Last Film You Saw?
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Memories of Murder
The Chaser
I Saw The Devil
Sympathy For Lady Vengeance
The Man From Nowhere

I've been going hard on Korean cinema recently.

Did you see any hairy Korean bush?
#112222 What Was The Last Film You Saw?
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Watched Insomnia. Al Pacino is awesome, as always. I also really like Robin Williams when he's not being a dick.