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#272224 Transfer Rumours 2015/16
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"Asamoah Gyan has arrived in China ahead of his move to Shanghai SIPG. He'll earn £227,000-a-week"

Fuck me. Them Chinese ain't playing around.
#271952 The Scandinavian Football Thread
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Bobber if you're here: just how shit is Johan Lædre Bjørdal?
#271784 Transfer Rumours 2015/16
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Looks like Fernando from Shakhtar will be joining Sampdoria. They are really losing all the Brazilian players this window, aren't they?

Can't blame them for leaving though. I would too.

In 15 years time, no-one apart from United fans will (barely) remember him. Weird.

A bit like van Nistelrooy then. Is it just me or does it feel like he's among those forgotten ones at times?
#271783 Copa America 2015
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Cool as the other side of the pillow.
#271532 Europa League 2015/16
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We only beat some Faroese side 2-0 away. Disappointed with that but I would consider us to be through.

We'll meet either Cork City or KR Reykjavik (where it's 1-1 after the 1st leg in Ireland) in the next round.
#270732 2015 UEFA European Under-21 Championship
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Can't understand why Denmark keep Sisto and Fischer on the bench when they are two goals under in a semi...
#270548 The General Games Discussion Thread.
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I need this (and other games) to come out! My PS4 is only collecting dust at the moment.
#270405 2015 UEFA European Under-21 Championship
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I remember how the Italians complained about match fixing back in 2004... two years later and calciopoli was known. Oh, the irony.
#270061 Coming Home
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This looks promising, Franck. Maybe time to bring in a Brazilian or two soon for old times' sake?
#269759 Transfer Rumours 2015/16
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#269103 Copa America 2015
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Two goals in less than a minute and 1-1 between Chile - Mexico so far.
#269044 Casual Gamers
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The return of the *FM on topic off topic* thread?
#268862 Association de la Jeunesse Auxerroise
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2017/2018 Season Preview

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Paris Saint-Germain | 2015/16: Champions | Manager: Laurent Blanc
Captain: Zlatan Ibrahimovic
Key players: Thiago Silva, Memphis Depay, Marek Hamsik, Asmir Begovic
Major transfers in/out:
IN: Paul-Georges Ntep (£32,5m from Auxerre), Ruben Neves (£41,5m from Lazio), Divock Origi (£17m from Liverpool)
OUT: Lazar Markovic (£7,5m to Chelsea), Kenneth Omeruo (£2,3m to Barcelona)

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AS Monaco | 2015/16: 5th | Manager: André Villas-Boas
Captain: Jérémy Toulalan
Key players: João Moutinho, Geoffrey Kondogbia, Pione Sisto, Stefan de Vrij
Major transfers in/out:
IN: Alper Ademoglü (£14,25m from Anderlecht), Patrick Banggaard (£8.5m from Hannover), Bilal Basacikoglu (£7,25m from Feyenoord)
OUT: Shkodran Mustafi (£14,5m to Man City), Layvin Kurzawa (£6,5m to Atlético), Talisca (£2,2m to Rubin)

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Olympique de Marseille | 2014/15: 4th | Manager: Quique Flores
Captain: Steve Mandanda
Key players: Luciano Acosta, Dória, Ramires, Gianneli Imbula
Major transfers in/out:
IN: Jetro Willems (£8,5m from PSV), Kasper Kusk (£7,75m from Twente), Nicolas Tagliafico (£2m from San Lorenzo)
OUT: Pablo Armero (£925k to Swansea)

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Olympique Lyonnais | 2014/2015: 3rd | Manager: Paco Ayestarán
Captain: Maxime Gonalons
Key players: Sebastian Giovinco, Clément Grenier, Yoann Gourcuff, Kim Seung-Gyu
Major transfers in/out:
IN: Younousse Sankhare (£4m from Guingamp), Garry Mendes Rodrigues (£4m from Malaga), Gustav Engvall (£2m from Tottenham)
OUT: Samuel Umtiti (£15,5m to PSG)

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LOSC Lille | 2015/16: 8th | Manager: Vahid Halilhodzic
Captain: Rio Mavuba
Key players: Vincent Enyeama, Sébastien Corchia, Simon Kjær, Daniel Amartey
Major transfers in/out:
IN: Wissam Ben Yedder (£5m from Toulouse), Marcelo Brozovic (£2m from Dinamo)
OUT: - Luc Castaignos (£8,5m to QPR), Michael Frëy (£6,5m to Anderlecht)

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Saint-Étienne | 2015/16: 6th | Manager: Elie Baup
Captain: Moustapha Bayal
Key players: Stéphane Ruffier, Franck Tabanou, Romain Hamouma, Nicolas Isimat-Mirin
Major transfers in/out:
IN: Mihailo Ristic (£2,5m from Crvena Zvezda), Pape Souaré (£1,1m from Lille)
OUT: -

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OGC Nice | 2015/2016: 7th | Manager: José Antonio Camacho
Captain: Mikkel Diskerud
Key players: Valentin Eysseric, Jordan Amavi, Nampalys Mendy, Lukas Masopust
Major transfers in/out:
IN: Lukas Masopust (£1,1m from Jihavla)
OUT: Alexy Bosetti (£6,5m to Tottenham)

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Stade Rennais | 2015/16: 16th | Manager: Franck Dumas
Captain: Romain Danzé
Key players: Benoît Costil, Abdoulaye Doucouré, Tomer Hemed, Benjamin André
Major transfers in/out:
IN: Tomer Hemed (£2m from Almeria), Michal Zyro (£1,9m from Legia)
OUT: -

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Girondins Bordeaux | 2015/16: 14th | Manager: Willy Sangol
Captain: Lamine Sané
Key players: Cédric Carrasso, Miroslav Klose, Yonathan Cabral, Hadi Sacko
Major transfers in/out:
IN: Miroslav Klose (£125k from Lazio)
OUT: -

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#268605 Coming Home
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Never thought I'd see this from you. Good luck!
#268543 UEFA Euro 2016 qualifying
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0-0 at home against Azerbaijan. We're even more shit than I thought...
#268388 Copa America 2015
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Watching it as we speak. Hosts Chile v Ecuador in the opening game. 0-0 so far 55 minutes played.
#268328 Association de la Jeunesse Auxerroise
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Transfers 2017/2018

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Some of the transfers I have already presented in this thread. So let's get to know the other new faces.

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Will act as cover on both flanks. Agreed future fee of £3M should I make the deal permanent.

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A product of the Auxerre academy. Brought in as backup and because of the European cup competition ruling on home-grown players.

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Could be our future left back. With him and Haïdara we're covered on that position.

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Class signing to replace want-away countryman Facundo Cardozo.

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French backup for Castelletto as right back.

Out

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As Porto started showing interest in signing Cardozo he started to moan about how he wanted to move away to a bigger club. Valued to £4.5M and with only one year left of his deal I had no choice but to sell him when Hannover offered £10M for him. There's your 'bigger club' for ya haha! They finished 14th in the Bundesliga last season. Also released André Senghor on free as I didn't really see the need for him any longer with three better strikers fighting for one place in the starting X1. Getting £9M for Quansah wasn't a bad piece of business either. Another player who expressed his desire in moving clubs during last season.

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Finally all the loan deals.
#268323 Association de la Jeunesse Auxerroise
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Always good fun to extort the big Premier League clubs and the likes of PSG when they come asking for your players.

Oh, in-deed. Without them I would have struggled big time.
#268255 Newcastle Thread
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I genuinenly feel with you guys. I know just how shit it is to support a poorly run club. Thankfully we can't be owned by someone like Ashley.
#268250 Transfer Rumours 2015/16
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Swansea have signed Andre Ayew on free transfer. Tasty.
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With the Pratto deal done and dusted we can finally move on. And whilst the first team squad's enjoying their well earned break, the manager of a football club never rests. Particularly not in this club. So when Vincent Gragnic is surrounded by some serious booty and is drinking his champagne on some yacht along the French riviera, this man is handling all the transfer dealings. To be fair that isn't done in one day.

As already mentioned on the previous page we have already arranged a couple of transfers for the summer: Alberto Cerri (St) from Parma, Foday Nabay (Mc) from Fulham and the two Ivorian youngsters Norbert Diaby (Amr) Sékou Karamoko (Dc) who'll arrive once their 18-years old from ASEC and Africa Sports respectively - all four for the combined fee of £250K. Since then we have managed to arrange two more pre-contract deals which I'm very pleased to announce. Technically three if you count in the loan deal with Newcastle's Haïdara that we made permanent for £1M.

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The first one is a transfer I made a while ago actually but one that couldn't be completed until now because of the player's age. A good right back prospect for the future this one. I just hope the fact that he's been without a club ever since I signed him has hindered his chances of becoming real good.

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Now this is a signing I'm really pleased with, and he has got the skills to create a lot of trouble for the right backs in Ligue 1 this upcoming season I imagine. Another left winger you might ask as we already got Paul-Georges Ntep and Sid Ahmed Aouedj. Well, there are some less good news in this update too I'm afraid.

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After the season was over those sneaky bastards PSG started showing interest in Ntep and it didn't take long for him to express his desire in joining them. Seeing as we signed him for £6.5M only a year ago and him being both an Auxerre product and a French international, he wouldn't go cheaply for sure. Following some prolonging negotiations they eventually managed to get him from us by paying nearly £40 million. An offer we simply couldn't refuse I'm afraid. We would also cash in on another deal.

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Auxerre is (at least for the time being) and has always been a 'selling club'. They develop young talents and sell them to bigger clubs. It's simply their place on the 'food chain' of the football world. So when Liverpool came asking and decided to splash the cash on our full-back Elseid Hysaj I once again felt it was a no-brainer not accepting it. Yes, we do lose a quality player I ideally would have want to stay but then again it's a huge offer and there are always replacements out there. It's the philosophy of this club that no-one's irreplaceable. It'll be interesting to see what kind of impact the amount of changes to our team will have on our title chances.

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Oh, and Maxym Marusych (Mc), Serigne Diouck (St) and Kemokho Cissokho (Dc) have left the club as their contracts expired. Cissokho has been a fine servant to the club picking up 74 league apps during his time here and I'm sure he'll have no trouble in finding a new employer. I would have kept him as a backup had he been trained in nation.
#268186 Transfer Rumours 2015/16
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And Obiang isn't even Italian, haha.
#268147 Transfer Rumours 2015/16
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Is Obiang some really well known footballer that I've apparently been oblivious to all this time?


Not unless you follow Serie A and play FM.
#268139 Transfer Rumours 2015/16
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Or maybe they have given Carlton Cole a new deal.
#268130 Transfer Rumours 2015/16
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What could have been, what could have been...
#268038 Association de la Jeunesse Auxerroise
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After some long and hard thinking, which also included the input and opinions from you guys (thank you) I have decided on who I want to sign. Aaaand the winner is... Lucas David Pratto of Vélez Sarsfield! At first he seemed like the least likely option but there is something about the guy that I like. I still remember seeing him play in real life when he was on loan at Lyn in Norway of all places - never would I have thought that he would turn out to be this good later in his career. My word was he slow and heavy back then. To those of you that haven't seen him in action - him being a footballer isn't the first thing that comes to mind. I think there is a bit of originality over this signing too compared to the other two. And then you have the experience he adds to our young squad.

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#267345 2015 UEFA European Under-21 Championship
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We would have won this two years ago had it not been for that insanely good Spain side.
#267098 Association de la Jeunesse Auxerroise
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The voter turnout for this is a sad tale. Come on now!
#267001 The FIFA Thread
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It was inevitable even for him.
#266982 Grand Theft Auto V
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Just completed the 3rd setup mission for the Humane Raid heist, but when I'm about to start the 4th one I only get a message saying it will reset my progress on the all in order challenge worth $1million. Wtf?