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#8588 Halloween
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Halloween parties are not common in here
The whole All Saints Day stuff in here is just about candles on cemeteries. Too religious and too "Eastern" country for Halloween to be as recognized as it is in the "West".
#8568 Sortitoutsi's got talent!
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My talent is grabing every problem which flies around.
#8491 The Night Thread Mk. IX
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Facebook & Twitter are for me like news feeds (apart from normal news, but when something really important happens, Facebook is full of it), but most of the time I'm at Facebook, I chat with somebody... And I'm there always when I'm on the net.

Well, maybe the problem Chrome is having is that it counts the number of times I click on the page and not the time I spent on it.
#8483 The Night Thread Mk. IX
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Google Chrome claims I go to Susie more often than Facebook. No way.
#8448 Show Your Desktop Thread
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#8426 Show Your Desktop Thread
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By The Ice Man | Permalink | On 15 October 2012 - 15:38 PM
Have you got a link to that wallpaper?


http://toeverytribeblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/44ru2.jpg
#7977 Show Your Desktop Thread
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Mine is adjusted for the happening today.
http://www.abload.de/img/stratosbcgrqy1u.png
#7747 The Night Thread Mk. IX
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If Nobel Peace Prize was awarded to the European Union, are all the European Union citizens Nobel laureates?
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By Ninja | Permalink | On 08 October 2012 - 23:12 PM
Glue that cunt back together and use it.

Good idea.

By rossiheslopi | Permalink | On 08 October 2012 - 23:24 PM
Roommate Tanya? Is that the one you had a threesome with? If so, punish her for failing to control her dog by doing something similar again


Not that one.
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By Slashman X | Permalink | On 08 October 2012 - 21:40 PM
How the fuck did you have a €100 note? Banks don't even give them out.


Even the ATM machines give them out.
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By Mr Willy | Permalink | On 08 October 2012 - 20:59 PM
Is €100 a lot these days?


Quite a lot, yes. At least for a high school student.
In other words, three FIFAs
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My roommate Tanya's dog is responsible for this.
http://www.abload.de/img/dsc_00203xpwy.jpg
And ate a part of it. Dafuq?
#5706 The All Other Leagues Thread.
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Russian (or okay, Eastern & Central European) fans are weird. In Slovakia they almost beat up their own players just because they are last in the table, in Russia they hate Hulk (how can somebody hate Hulk? ) ... Well, happens.

I know I am quite late, but HESKEY IS IN JETS?! I knew he went to Australia and stuff, but I was not interested in other info. And he is in the only club from Australia I ever managed in FM?
#5603 The Night Thread Mk. IX
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Going to pay like 500€ for one broken tooth. That's a trip to Liverpool for a week. Ouch.
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By Fantastic | Permalink | On 06 October 2012 - 18:31 PM
https://sortitoutsi.net/uploads/mirrored_images/vqRmRcMrG2djOK7Uc8pmexRuuFdnYZTIc1n6KOGu.png

You'll know when I'm coming.


I don't think you will, so why all this stuff?
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By Fantastic | Permalink | On 06 October 2012 - 18:22 PM
If you're assuming I've added you as a friend as either myself or some alias, you're sorely mistaken.

I have registered the username Barry Sexhands on this website as a precautionary measure and if I was going to add you as a friend on facebook it would either be under my own name or as Barry Sexhands. I very rarely lie.


Okay, my fault then.
I'm just curious who was it right now
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Nice try, Fanny, that Facebook
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By Fantastic | Permalink | On 06 October 2012 - 18:11 PM
PE: F------ hell, why did you kick me?
LS: Because you’re black.
PE: Say it to me again, I’m going to kick you.
LS: I don’t speak to blacks.
PE: OK, now I think I’m going to punch you.
LS: OK, blackie, blackie, blackie.

That's why you hate Evra.


I hate him for claiming Luis has said this. He couldn't. I stand by it, and I don't care what you say.
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By duckeggmoon | Permalink | On 06 October 2012 - 18:06 PM
You hate Patrice Evra more than Wayne Rooney/Rio Ferdinand/Alex Ferguson? What's wrong with you?


Yes I do. Rest of the Man Utd is 7th in the hate list and Alex 6th.

By Fantastic | Permalink | On 06 October 2012 - 18:06 PM
Black?


That's not a swearword. And if I hated him for being black, I couldn't like Kid Cudi, Morgan Freeman, etc.
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By Fantastic | Permalink | On 06 October 2012 - 18:04 PM
Why do you hate Evra so much?


Because he's a *icannotsaythatiamapolitegirl"
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By Fantastic | Permalink | On 06 October 2012 - 17:57 PM
My top five things:

1. Myself
2. Patrice Evra
3. Hungary
4. Hicks and Gillet
5. The smell of Alex Ferguson's balls

What are your five favourite things?


My top five hated are

1. You
2. Evra
3. Czech national ice hockey team
4. Havana rum
5. Traffic jams

You were actually only 40% right..
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By Fantastic | Permalink | On 06 October 2012 - 17:48 PM
The only spilled milk I'll be crying over is mine.


So then you don't care how much I hate you. As much as I can hate a person I've never met and I'm never going to. You're the only guy above Patrice Evra right now.
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By Fantastic | Permalink | On 06 October 2012 - 17:38 PM
I'm sure you're a lovely person or whatever, but someone is morally obligated to push for vagina verification. That task has fallen to me and my delicate powers of persuasion. Eventually I will succeed.


PA's words completely say what I wanted to write right now about you.

he wishes for lots of things doesn't mean he gets them
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but he is a rich kid from chelsea so he does get most of them
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By Phoenix Arrow | Permalink | On 06 October 2012 - 17:36 PM
She hates Fanny.


Thank you so much for saying this for me. Even though it was clear I hate him.
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By Fantastic | Permalink | On 06 October 2012 - 17:32 PM
It's fine. I'll just create a new facebook account with an innocuous name like Barry Sexhands and claim to have touched Neil Mellor or something. Then I'll finally have proof you're either a man or a deeply unattractive woman.


Not adding anybody like that.
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By Fantastic | Permalink | On 06 October 2012 - 17:26 PM
https://fbcdn-profile-a.akamaihd.net/hprofile-ak-snc6/186336_1136905698_1166637848_n.jpg

What the fuck is that? Anyone can make fake facebook profiles with odd silhouette profile pictures. I want to see a picture of your face with a shoe on your head holding a sign that says "freedom is for non-chinese"


Fuck. Seems like I really have to do that in order for you to believe me. Shit happens.
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By Fantastic | Permalink | On 06 October 2012 - 17:20 PM
https://sortitoutsi.net/uploads/mirrored_images/KNz0HSxfhojXuoZ8JUTgi4NitMJZeoBIBGUOX3Lx.png


If I spoke some Indonesian, I'll consider this as a good try
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By Fantastic | Permalink | On 06 October 2012 - 17:17 PM
What's your surname?


According to University of Liverpool, Lichvar????kov??. In real with all the carons and acute accents, Lichvarčíková.

https://www.facebook.com/torri.gerrard if you wanted this
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By Fantastic | Permalink | On 06 October 2012 - 17:05 PM
Why not? Because you're a liar?


I'm not a liar, I just don't have any desire to show my pics on this forums.
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By Carroll. | Permalink | On 06 October 2012 - 13:42 PM
I'll need donations..

Plus there's a Max I have on facebook and I don't really like him nor does he like me so that would be awkward.


So try Andrew Thomas then. To match your username..