The Night Thread Mk. IX

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Phoenix Arrow
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08 Oct 2012 17:42:29
I'm a top. But thanks.
Fantastic
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08 Oct 2012 17:43:12
I would let you bum me.
Phoenix Arrow
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08 Oct 2012 17:48:38
You wouldn't regret it.
VP.
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08 Oct 2012 17:50:55
Would do when he can't stop shitting himself the next day.
Phoenix Arrow
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08 Oct 2012 17:54:00
I don't know, it's not a problem I have to deal with, I really try not to think about the consequences. It gets in the way of the enjoyment if you're worrying about that. Pretty sure it works the other way around though.
Phoenix Arrow
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08 Oct 2012 17:54:00
Why does it keep double posting on here recently?
Fantastic
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08 Oct 2012 17:59:21
By VP. | Permalink | On 08 October 2012 - 18:50 PM
Would do when he can't stop shitting himself the next day.

I'm not aware of women I've bummed having that problem, so in my case as an anal virgin I certainly wouldn't have any problems.
Phoenix Arrow
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08 Oct 2012 18:02:06
I'm fairly sure it actually makes it harder since the muscles are a little more lax. But thinking about the mechanics weird me out so this is the last I'll say on the subject. I'd just like to enjoy it for what it is.
jumberto
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08 Oct 2012 18:37:40
I think you have to do it quite a lot to do any real damage. I remember hearing about a porn star who had serious anal-seepage problems but her arsehole had more people going in and out than Piccadilly Station.
Fantastic
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08 Oct 2012 18:41:52
I've seen enough videos to know that most anal prolapses are the result of poor technique rather than long term erosion.
Mr Willy
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08 Oct 2012 19:49:21
I've been picked on, but never seriously bullied. To be honest, I was clever enough to get one or two of the more popular kids to like me and just hang around with them enough that if anyone did try bullying me, they'd have to get through the popular kids first, who by and large defended me if it got ugly though. Having plastic surgery helps though.
Torri
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08 Oct 2012 19:57:56
My roommate Tanya's dog is responsible for this.
http://www.abload.de/img/dsc_00203xpwy.jpg
And ate a part of it. Dafuq?
Mr Willy
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08 Oct 2012 19:59:32
Is €100 a lot these days?
Torri
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08 Oct 2012 20:03:24
By Mr Willy | Permalink | On 08 October 2012 - 20:59 PM
Is €100 a lot these days?


Quite a lot, yes. At least for a high school student.
In other words, three FIFAs
Slashman X
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08 Oct 2012 20:40:45
How the fuck did you have a €100 note? Banks don't even give them out.
Slashman X
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08 Oct 2012 20:41:32
By Mr Willy | Permalink | On 08 October 2012 - 20:59 PM
Is €100 a lot these days?


~£85
Torri
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08 Oct 2012 21:06:10
By Slashman X | Permalink | On 08 October 2012 - 21:40 PM
How the fuck did you have a €100 note? Banks don't even give them out.


Even the ATM machines give them out.
Ninja
16 years ago
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08 Oct 2012 22:12:23
Glue that cunt back together and use it.
rossiheslopi
17 years ago
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08 Oct 2012 22:24:18
Roommate Tanya? Is that the one you had a threesome with? If so, punish her for failing to control her dog by doing something similar again
Torri
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08 Oct 2012 22:41:23
By Ninja | Permalink | On 08 October 2012 - 23:12 PM
Glue that cunt back together and use it.

Good idea.

By rossiheslopi | Permalink | On 08 October 2012 - 23:24 PM
Roommate Tanya? Is that the one you had a threesome with? If so, punish her for failing to control her dog by doing something similar again


Not that one.
rossiheslopi
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08 Oct 2012 22:51:10
By Torri | Permalink | On 08 October 2012 - 23:41 PM
Good idea.

Not that one.

Oh, well just give the dog a little kick then nothing too hard though, i'm not into animal cruelty
Poe
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08 Oct 2012 23:02:37
By Slashman X | Permalink | On 08 October 2012 - 21:40 PM
How the fuck did you have a €100 note? Banks don't even give them out.


travel agents were giving 200 euro notes out here?
Telegram Sam
18 years ago
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08 Oct 2012 23:27:57
Anyone fancy telling me how the EU's handling of the Kosovo crisis differed from it's response to the dissolution of Yugoslavia?

Need to make a few notes for tomorrow but can't find/ am too lazy to look for decent sources. You lot seem a smart bunch anyway. Well, most of you.
Franck
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08 Oct 2012 23:34:40
By Torri | Permalink | On 08 October 2012 - 20:57 PM
My roommate Tanya's dog is responsible for this.
http://www.abload.de/img/dsc_00203xpwy.jpg
And ate a part of it. Dafuq?

I think a bank might be able to replace that for you if you bring them all the pieces.
Franck
20 years ago
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09 Oct 2012 08:21:05
Just got photographed by a speed camera.

It won't matter though as I was driving my dad's company car. They will send a letter to Volvo asking who was driving and Volvo will answer that they have no idea. \o/
Slashman X
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09 Oct 2012 09:07:15
By Poe | Permalink | On 09 October 2012 - 00:02 AM
travel agents were giving 200 euro notes out here?


I don't Ireland even has them \o/ Feckin' recession
Justicar
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09 Oct 2012 10:13:37
By Telegram Sam | Permalink | On 09 October 2012 - 00:27 AM
Anyone fancy telling me how the EU's handling of the Kosovo crisis differed from it's response to the dissolution of Yugoslavia?

Need to make a few notes for tomorrow but can't find/ am too lazy to look for decent sources. You lot seem a smart bunch anyway. Well, most of you.


Worked there for a month. Still don't have a clue.
Telegram Sam
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09 Oct 2012 13:13:13
By Justicar | Permalink | On 09 October 2012 - 11:13 AM
Worked there for a month. Still don't have a clue.

From what I got from my seminar today, the EU isn't fit for purpose when it comes to military intervention. Too much indecision and not dynamic enough to get things done.
King Luis
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09 Oct 2012 14:56:27
Carroll.
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09 Oct 2012 15:09:10
That is awesome. How does his bike not brake though.

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