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#159357 Jai Paul on tour

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22 Apr 2014 21:17:15

7! FUCK SAKE YOU SPASTICS.

#159350 Jai Paul on tour

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22 Apr 2014 20:57:34

6 without a win...

#159347 Jai Paul on tour

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22 Apr 2014 20:46:01

Not won in 5 league matches, just as we looked as though the title was on. Last match we scored a 86th minute goal which looked to have gave us our first win in 5; but conceded a 87th minute equaliser. Any reasons as to why? Always happens.

#159284 Jai Paul on tour

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22 Apr 2014 18:11:58

We've just scored a 93rd minute winner, with 10 men.
Me.
Skelleftea.
Not the opposition.
Fuck me, could this be the year? Berserk dancing skanking throwing dishes of the wall shit that, madness. 5 points clear...

#159278 Jai Paul on tour

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22 Apr 2014 17:56:03

First third of the season:

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Home record: WWWWW
Away record: WLDLW

Table:

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10 wins out of 20, or thereabouts to get us promoted I think (hope), we've lost our top CB, and player Michel Kone, as he wanted to move to a bigger club, the bastard; but we've got a (slightly costlier) replacement in already... hopefully this one doesn't give away a penalty every other match?

Haway the fkn lads!

#159237 Jai Paul on tour

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22 Apr 2014 16:46:30

Cheers; and this game finds ways; I've decided not to get pissed off anymore, but the stuff that goes on in these matches is surely unrivalled. 1-0 up with 10 minutes to go, given away a 3rd penalty of the fucking season and then a corner goal to lose, despite dominating for 80. Pfft. Fuck off.

#159022 Scottish Domination...

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22 Apr 2014 06:35:40

Great idea; and good second season, especially considering it's a club that's effectively at the bottom of Scotland (in FM at least)... and no Berwick to compete with either!

#158979 Jai Paul on tour

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21 Apr 2014 22:16:10

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And we leave it here for the night (partly because not only am I not bottom, but I'm fucking top).
I probably won't be updating it as regularly, though then again was my sporadic bipolar outbursts, it's hardly much of a shock, nor will it mean anything to anyone. I have to revise, spent 2 weeks on this shite rather than exams, in hindsight, bad policy- but it's the path I have chosen.
Bon voyage!

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21 Apr 2014 21:10:36

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We've won! Good start to the 2019 season; I don't want to delude myself further, but if we play like that, it's going to be hard to lose; though I am 100% sure, some fucking obstacles are going to crash into me soon. Au revoir.

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21 Apr 2014 17:59:31

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Magic of FM. It's been killing me, that season, for the last two days; and we've done it, we've survived.
FM trivia: we've just survived nervously and were shockingly poor all season; the board gave us three expectations: top-half, promotion and winner.
Eh?
This club is in a bit of a financial state as we're £500 over our wages; due to year wage increases and some bonuses; and I can't really get rid of much if I have to contend in this division; there really is a distinct correlation between wage structure and budget, and quality of the teams and subsequent results in these divisions; unfortunately, we're one of the ones left behind and struggling to contend.
Season 6 it is...

#158853 Jai Paul on tour

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21 Apr 2014 17:20:08

We survived! In our fifth season; we finished 3rd bottom (despite having one of the best goal differences in the league; fkn 1-0s and 2-1s galore)
We beat GAIS away 1-0 in the first leg; and it was 1-1 in the 2nd, with GAIS having a penalty saved in the 82nd from keeper Kristoffer Burlin. Hero. The save that's kept us up. Magic. Absolute magic.
Season 6...

#158636 Addickted To Winning (A Charlton story) IIIIIIIII

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21 Apr 2014 04:30:08

I've decided to venture back on to FM13 as
a) I'm shit at FM14, and if I'm going to be shit, it may as well be on the better game
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b) you've reignited my love for the old tactics

What you've done is absolutely amazing; quick question though- is the Portuguese third division already playable or did you get some add-on for the lower leagues?

#158175 Jai Paul on tour

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19 Apr 2014 20:58:20

We're 3-0 down, I'm off to resign and watch porn. Farewell site, was a lovely stint.
Sayonara!

#158173 Jai Paul on tour

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19 Apr 2014 20:53:06

12th at home... meh

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19 Apr 2014 20:48:39

By itchycoo | On 19 April 2014 - 21:44 PM

Oh dear.
Well, it's Easter, let's kill the son of God and then move on.

I've hit the bar 8 times in the last 5 matches; and won 1 of them, conceding 2 penalties, and missing my one. We were out of the zone in every match; but ended up in it at the end of every match as we have a fantastic tendency of fucking it up. Not quite sure how or why, but all I know is it's awful to watch.

#158169 Jai Paul on tour

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19 Apr 2014 20:46:29

Probably resign if we don't get out of the relegation play-off zone by the end of the season.
An interesting fact is that we've had more shots in all 19 matches so far; but find ourselves 3rd bottom

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#158165 Jai Paul on tour

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19 Apr 2014 20:40:54

Conceded a last minute penalty in the game after, after hitting the bar again. Lost 1-0.

#158160 Jai Paul on tour

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19 Apr 2014 20:29:37

JUST HIT THE BAR TWICE AND MISSED A PENALTY AND LOST 1-0! SOMETIMES I CAN HANDLE IT; BUT NOT EVERY TIME

I'M GOING TO KILL MYSELF!

#158153 Jai Paul on tour

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19 Apr 2014 20:15:18

Just won 5-0 anarl, stupid game.
We're 13th, in the relegation play-offs, with 13 games to go. And we're 9 points behind 3rd place (the promotion play-off spot). Could we? After being in the bottom 4 basically all season, it wouldn't be that bad to go on a promotion run; we definitely can do it, but we're iconic bottlers in Swedish football.

#158140 Jai Paul on tour

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19 Apr 2014 19:43:56

Hahah, I've not beaten them in 4 now so the name resonates pretty clearly for me. The dicks.
We've just lost 3-0 to bottom of the league; and find ourselves back in the relegation play-off zone at the midway point. Which is weird as we've arguably played our best football yet, this season. Still, I think we'll stay up; just need 5 wins out of 15 really.

#157983 Jai Paul on tour

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19 Apr 2014 14:03:19

Right, so we beat Brommapojkarna 2-1, in this 86th minute and it crashes.
So we play again, this time we win 3-0; but my main striker is injured in the 17th minute; the striker I bring on for him injured in the 21st (out for 2 months) and my only other left back (after the other one was injured and is out for 3 months), gets injured on the 30th, out for 3 months as well.

So, the identical result but now I have no left backs available at the club; and my in-form striker misses 10 matches. Lovely this.

#157848 Jai Paul on tour

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19 Apr 2014 02:07:25

I'll tell you what, this game takes me to the brink, it really encapsulated me, it brought me to the edge of the end, the abyss; and then, it just gives you that glimmer of hope, that little ray of sunshine, that dodgy bit of belief, the false hope that keeps you on it.

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God bless Lauri Pajala. Top wages at the club, first 13 appearances without a goal; I brought him on late on; and he does that. His first goals for the club, and my could they be crucial. We're in the relegation play-off zone, but we have this massive bit of hope again.
Night.

#157847 Jai Paul on tour

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19 Apr 2014 01:49:40

Lost 2-0 at home; another last minute goal! Which bleach tastes best?!

#157846 Jai Paul on tour

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19 Apr 2014 01:41:23

And we lost. 4-0. And we're also in the relegation zone after conceding a 94th minute goal in our last match; despite there being 3 minutes added on.

Lovely. I'm off to acid attack my dad!

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19 Apr 2014 01:06:47

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Right, we're in the fucking cup final. We are in the fucking cup final... and to think the morons paid me £55k to get home advantage!
Mind you, I don't mind Hammarby- good fans.
But we are in the fucking final boys.

Next, another second division match; where we haven't won in 5 despite dominating all fucking 5.

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19 Apr 2014 00:46:50

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Shite cunts.

#157833 Jai Paul on tour

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19 Apr 2014 00:36:55

And despite being 15th with 1 point in 4 matches in the league; we've won again in the cup, and are 1 match away from the final... with a 3rd consecutive win against Allsvenskan opposition. This game...

#157832 Jai Paul on tour

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19 Apr 2014 00:26:58

3-1 up with 10 to go; draw 3-3.
26 shots, to 6.
Fuck off.

#157831 Jai Paul on tour

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19 Apr 2014 00:12:30

After our best pre-season yet, we've lost our first 3 league matches. In every single one of them, we had more shots. Meh. Fucking meh.

#157804 Jai Paul on tour

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18 Apr 2014 22:30:48

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First competitive match of the season; cup match against the Champions of Sweden.
First win of the season, against the Champions of Sweden.
Board just offered me a contract extension to November 2019 as well, magic.