Would've been funnier if Gabby broke the cunts leg.

Not that I have a problem with the boyband bellend though, just to piss off there silly fanbase which are worse than a bunch of Jehovah Witnesses arriving on your doorstep.

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Aye, I think he was being 100% serious at the beginning as well about betting a grand on Rooney to Arsenal. He wrote a couple of good blogs about Arsenal as well but have no idea how he became so knowledgeable at the club. He said Cesc was signed even though he was playing matches for Barca ffs.

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By Poe | On 05 September 2013 - 21:37 PM

Who is Sims?

Have we met?

Probably when I was the most bias Arsenal fan in existence and thought we were gonna win the treble when I was about 14.

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By Crane | On 05 September 2013 - 21:32 PM

WEE SIMS

WEE CRANE

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By Obtuse | On 05 September 2013 - 21:19 PM

Based is? Sims?

Aye.

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05 Sep 2013 19:51:43

It started very early into the transfer window, I'm gonna go a week or two in and Game (on his SenorJuego account) tweeted about how he was going to put a grand on Rooney to the Arsenal but he couldn't even through ringing whatever bet sites customer service. Naturally as an Arsenal fan I asked him "why the fuck are you betting one grand on Rooney to Arsenal? It's not happening". I've known Game for a while, found him to be a decent guy though he does come across to most as a complete bellend. He replied back by saying that he's heard Arsenal have a firm interest in Rooney and wanted to put some big money on it because he thought it was a realistic option. Out of curiosity I also asked him what happened with Supports Interactive and what have you & he said he has plans for a site in the works for an FM site, no OT or nout; just solely focused on FM.

So time passes and he begins to gain more and more confidence in the rumour, with numerous 'big' Arsenal twitter guys taking an interest to it and asking him to DM him and shite. Then begins the shitespouting. He said Rooney had a medical in Windsor (even though it's common knowledge that Arsenal apparently bidded 20mill for Rooney early on in the window which got rejected straight away; then apparently stopped their interest after a gentlemans agreement between Wenger & Jose). His follower account went upwards and upwards and within a week he went from 16 followers to about 250-500. Even I got some merely because some mongs followed whoever he was following & supported Arsenal. Then he changed his twitter handle to AbrokeDiaby. This was when the popularity shot up and gained about 2-3k followers before his eventual and final name change to WayneGooney18 where he hit a peak of about 5/6k+ followers. Between them times I DM'ed him asking what he's doing, because I was pretty sure he is a Geordie who supported Newcastle & reminded me of Greg from the first series of Geordie Shore. He said he has his 'sources' who backed up that Cesc, Fellaini, Rooney & eventually Suarez and Draxler were 100% signed and that he'd liked Arsenal for a while. Cute.

I couldn't believe the amount of attention he gathered, even my Arsenal mate asked me when I was in Malia "who is this AbrokeDiaby guy, seems like a right cunt'. He was correct. Fanny tweeted Game asking what he's playing at with no reply and it seemed like Game either had 100% confidence that these deals were happening or was plotting some over extensive promotional campaign to build up his new FM site coming out whenever.

I'm being honest here, Arsenal probably has one of the biggest fanbases on Twitter, with many being foreign and/or about 12 years old. Pair that with a guy who has good grammar & English skills then they'll believe anyone. One of them people being Game. Many fans knew he was bullshitting but there were actually people who took his word as gospel; fucking idiots.

He's deactivated his account on transfer deadline day, remember them followers stick to your account if you deactivate; so I'm expecting a random FM site pop up on my timeline within 6 months. There's also a fucking parody account made about him ffs: WayneGooney19.

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05 Sep 2013 19:23:15

The guy on the left has entered Harvey Price mode. The Xylophone doesn't help either.

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05 Sep 2013 19:12:50

I'm bored, who wants a completely accurate story of how Game became a fake ITK? Not some LadyArse shite. Fanny? KM?

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By Telegram Sam | On 05 September 2013 - 11:26 AM

This is how I've felt over the past five years as I've seen the likes of United, City and Chelsea snap up incredible players whilst our best ones have departed. It's going to be so weird seeing him in an Arsenal shirt.

Or our best players going to United & City.

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04 Sep 2013 23:55:17

I made a reddit account last night and only wrote 2 comments. Somehow I got given 10 karma on the Arsenal forum for writing out the obvious formation & team we're going to play with Özil after some moron put Podolski in the XI.

Guess that sums up the 'idiot' part of reddit but mainly going to use it as a source of news and to see peoples wacko theories of Breaking Bad.

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04 Sep 2013 22:00:39

Less burden.
Less man marked.
More space.

Can see it going swimmingly well.

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04 Sep 2013 21:19:02

Everyone looking forward to Özil slotting in nicely alongside Santi whilst reverting back to our quick and decisive counter attacking movement?

I fucking am.