Deano - Comments

Best keeper in the world.

How come you've changed to Playstation?

Aye, him and Jagielka perform better for Everton than England for sure. Who is going to replace him - Shaw, obviously, but what about when Shaw is unfit/injured? Also, I thought John Stones was a centre-back?

How good is Shane Duffy, Deano? Think we're signing him permanently.

Edit - just seen he's only played 5 times for Everton, so you may not know how good he is!

Unless someone spectacular turns up in the next couple of years, the national team pretty much has to be this for the Euros:

Hart
Walker - Stones - Cahill - Gibbs/Shaw
Wilshere - Henderson
Walcott - Rooney - Sterling
Sturridge

Compare that to Germany and they're probably better in every position.

Leg day at the gym later today \o/

Hate commentators jizzing over the flavour of the month.

"Everton don't pump it into the box", moments before pumping into the box for the goal.

Only amongst people that have been here for too long.

The one on RAW was amazing. Those two are miles ahead of everybody else on the roster.

Your tattooist sounds rather sketchy if that's literally all the aftercare talk he gave you.

That aside; every tattooist has their own sort of take but the general concept remains the same. Don't soak it in water, particularly when showering. Gently clean it without soap (unless it's unfragranced antibacterial) and pat dry. Clean it 3-4 times a day (paper towel is best, material traps bacteria) and apply Bepanthan or a specialised tattoo cream. Never use Vaseline or anything similar because it traps the bacteria and doesn't allow the tattoo to breathe. Basically, treat it as you would a burn.

Personally, I usually keep mine wrapped for the first 72h- day and night, cleaning no more than 3-4 times a day. After then I'll keep it unwrapped during the day unless I'm wearing clothes that will cause rubbing or in an environment which may cause dirt etc to stick. Sometimes I'll wrap or an extra night or two, depends.

Also try to keep it out of direct sunlight for extended periods because that will dry it out and cause scabbing, not to mention damage the skin via sunburn.

Did the lad who gave you the tattoo not give you a sheet with details about looking after it? I'm pretty sure they have to

Bepanthen + Cling film. That's all you need

Rodwell's gone to Sunderland. If he can stay fit he's a brilliant player. Massive if though

Did they fly to Liverpool or London?

Whats he done?