The Platypus Activity

By Number 1 | On 17 June 2016 - 19:37 PM BSTI agree its a bit repetitive at times but I do find the stories interesting, the main protagonist likeable and enjoy enough of it to keep me going. I think The Last of Us is the best Naughty Dog game, but they&#...

I love Uncharted. But I've been there since the beginning. I enjoy the combat, I enjoy climbing around. I enjoy the simple adventure stories. I enjoy the characters. So, hacha.

Jonny Williams looking exactly like Toby Jones.

lolololol

I must say I'm shocked that Turkey aren't starting Emre Mor, considering he's clearly better than Leo Messi.

By Franck | On 07 June 2016 - 18:43 PM BSTI saw someone on Reddit compare Mor with Mohamed Zidan I'd forgotten all about that fuckboy

I have faith in Dortmunds scouting, so I assume he'll be good. Every shit country has their own Messi. The egyptian Messi The norwegian Messi The Angolan Messi

By Shola | On 07 June 2016 - 17:10 PM BSTBet you still call him Bruce Jenner, you fascist. I call her Mike.

So if I live my whole life in Denmark, am a citizen there, but my dad's swedish, I can consider myself swedish?

By TheMazzeRunner | On 07 June 2016 - 15:05 PM BSTHahaha.He is turkish..playing for Turkey National Team also Emre Mor is a turkish name and Mor means Purple.....You can see him in the squad for the Euro 2016 too . Born and raised in Copenhagen, danish c...

By TheMazzeRunner | On 07 June 2016 - 08:39 AM BSTI heard that the turkish midfielder Emre Mor will be new signing of Liverpool....in Turkey they gave him the nickname the "Turkish Messi " it will be interesting to watch him in EPL ... he is pl...

By Rick87 | On 03 June 2016 - 21:36 PM BSTVary doesn't strike me as a very Arsenal-y player. Mahrez on the other hand... Perhaps after the failure of Park Chu-young and Ryo Miyaichi, Vardy and Wenger share a dislike for the asian people?

It should be an exciting and tight premier league season. But something tells me it'll just be piss like always.

By Based Jorge | On 31 May 2016 - 15:00 PM BSTSterling is a fantastic footballer. Pep will turn him into borderline World class Either that or drop him.

By Ninja | On 29 May 2016 - 14:41 PM BSTOblak's performance in the penalty shoot out was abysmal. He only dived for two penalties: Marcelo's when it was already past him and then sort of fell forward for Ronaldo's. Utter wank. I quite l...

I'm gonna be sick

By Ninja | On 21 May 2016 - 21:51 PM BSTHe won things at the other clubs too if you remember. But at both Inter and Porto he made far greater use of (or at least my memory serves that he did) the infrastructure at the clubs, the resources there and the yo...

Yeah, you definitely don't want the José of Chelsea. The one who won back to back titles and whose team set record points, most wins and fewest goals conceded? The one who walked the league last season? Pfft. Who needs that guy. I can't...

Costa's had a crap season, and has still scored more goals in the league than Morata has in all competitions.

Fuck Real Madrid.

By King Luis | On 09 May 2016 - 03:04 AM BSTSo basically its okay to have all these tickets for neutrals because they end up going to touts who in turn sell them to the clubs fans? I think it's the sponsor tickets that go to touts? Maybe I'm mi...

Cleon, that grumpy dick.

By Number 1 | On 05 May 2016 - 16:20 PM BSTYeah I think that is the right call on Fellaini/Huth. Though as far as Chelsea v Spurs goes, sensible might well have seen Costa, Fabregas, & every Spurs player apart from Lloris and Kane banned. Meanwhile,...

By Ninja | On 04 May 2016 - 10:00 AM BSTYou need, far, far more points to beat Real Madrid to the title in Spain than you do in England. That said, I think Pep will struggle more with City too, but because their team is far shitter than anything he'...

Danny Rose pushing a 69 year old Guus Hiddink to the ground. Classy.

Dembele is a cunt

Seems Nainggolan's coming to Chelsea. Anyone in here watch the Serie A enough to tell me what he's like?

Better than A Neeeew Hoooope

By Suffolk Seasider | On 23 April 2016 - 16:09 PM BSTIf Conte doesn't want him, he's hardly endeared himself to the club this season and I reckon he could be ushered out. Depends what you consider cheap, I mean in relation to a player of his qua...

By bmg033 | On 17 April 2016 - 15:18 PM BSTPlease hold on to this West Ham! woops

And now he doesn't give a pen in the other direction. What a cunt.

For fuck sake

lol

By Shola | On 28 March 2016 - 12:27 PM BSTLuke, Leia, Obi Wan, Yoda? OMG how have u not seen Star Wars?

What do you call the characters in the original trilogy?

You're a fucking idiot.

By Suffolk Seasider | On 24 March 2016 - 10:54 AM GMTAye, saw that in a co-worker's paper this morning too. I think it isn't too ridiculous a price given what other strikers have gone for, e.g. Carroll! It definitely is. Are you mental? Liverpo...

By Suffolk Seasider | On 23 March 2016 - 15:27 PM GMTWatched the last Hunger Games film because I'd watched the previous ones so bleh, thought I might as well. It was awful. They were bad to begin with and got progressively worse, much like the books...

I don't think he meant that it's "only" 350, the way that a you would a pack of gum. I think he meant that it's not exactly a fucking car.

By King Luis | On 12 March 2016 - 19:10 PM GMTLukaku Costa fancied a bit of a break before the Euros, that'll be the last we see of him playing for Chelsea this season.

By Ninja | On 28 February 2016 - 19:47 PM GMTUpfront no, but his wages were reported to be £300k p/w when he was here, and any portion of that is too much money for him. Even a tenner spent on Falcao is too much, but the reports did say that his wa...

lol Arshavin

Messi made Jerome Boateng look like Ryan Shawcross. Imagine what he'd make Ryan Shawcross look like.

By Ninja | On 18 February 2016 - 19:27 PM GMTIf we play like this against Shrewsbury we'll get battered. Shrewsbury are better than Midtjylland?

By Jason | On 06 February 2016 - 21:35 PM GMTBut Barcelona.. apart from Real there has been no real threat to their league wins until recently (Atletico), Barca job is definitely one of the easiest in world football. Simone has done a far better job than...

By Eric Portapotty | On 06 February 2016 - 17:52 PM GMTBy 2019 he'll probably be retired or with the Italian NT imo. Looks like we're running out of quality managers available post-Wenger though, scary thought. He'll be 60. Bit early to r...

By Mellberg | On 06 February 2016 - 07:31 AM GMTPfft, try 239. My BMI always comes back as morbidly obese, but to be honest I don't look fat even though I'm not particuarly toned, my resting heart rate is always around 50-60 which is close to wh...

By King Luis | On 29 January 2016 - 12:00 PM GMTWhere you getting 53 million from? They want people to pay his release clause. 70m euro. 53m quid.

Flamini. Scum.